best way to financially profit family?
Suicide
Logan Thompson
Camden Edwards
I guess house insurance? Burn the house down with you inside
Nathan Martin
Stram it on twitch for that sweet sweet suicide stack.
David Johnson
i have to worry about making this totally anonymous and that's fucked up
seriously, how could I ensure my family receives a big life insurance payout or something without waiting years first?
Brody Ross
how could livestreaming it get me a "suicide stack" please dont meme me its weird you mention twitch thats been my sole source of pseudo-social interaction for many years ..... im 29
Sebastian Lee
I think you can still get life insurance, there is usually a 2 year suicide exclusion clause so if you can tolerate existence for another 2 years it might work. To someone who is suicidal, 2 years is usually unbearably long which the insurance company counts on.
Leo Cooper
so get house insurance and get away with concealing arson? i thought this board was high IQ ... please help me
Jason Gray
thats pretty much the comclusion im at after trying to research this on google butim looking for an enlightened above average high iq 4chanfrog take on how to really achieve this
Henry Johnson
i cant bump this for much longer i hope some anons see this and keep it up until i wake up later im in florida ...
imagine if you could be refunded the estimated cost your life would have on society
Austin Torres
help
Jordan Stewart
If he kills himself in the fire no one is gonna think it was on purpose. What sort of sick son of bitch would want to go through the experience of burning to death?
Connor Jenkins
i think you actually suffocate to death first.
Easton Diaz
which one was me?
Alexander Sullivan
i feel like any type of arson is so easily detectable by firemen etc. nowadays that you would have 0 chance of getting away with that and getting a home/life insurance payout for your family ...
Luis Kelly
did i just get myself on some list or something? maybe even that could end up saving my life somehow ....
KEKW NO SHOT
Cameron Thompson
Are you a smoker?
Fall asleep on the couch with a bottle of whisky and a cigarette in your mouth. Put your favourite dish on the stove and leave the gas on?
Benjamin Carter
Why do you want to kill yourself user?
Cameron Rogers
id have to buy a gas stove and i smoke pot so i guess a joint but even all that really makes me think they spot that shit and fuck youre family over with the insurance claim
why is arson the first thing anons think of? what other options can we think up? cmon bros youve been my true constant since i was 14
Cooper Robinson
you could try to sell your organs. fast and painless death but negotiating could be pretty hard
Dylan Lopez
does an hero cover insurance? don't they check your ip logs? you may just void it sirs.
Lincoln Gray
ive come to hate myself so much from around 15 years old that i cant reward myself with anything positive.
ive never been able to ask a girl out let alone kiss/fuck one, i cant fathom being in love with someone loving me as a possibility anymore and it just grows less likely as i age
Zachary Phillips
yeah exactly thats pretty fucked up honestly that i have to worry about that
Jayden Anderson
can you really imagine an organ harvester committing to paying out your family after theyve killed you and harvested your organs. absolutely embarrassing display of intellect if not memeing
Ayden Lopez
Okay here you go.
Get the biggest loan you can. Bury half the cash in your yard. Take the rest and put it on red on the roulette table. If you win pay the loan and use the other half to give to your family. If you lose, or just don't care, just tell your parents where the borrowed money is then kys
Samuel Jackson
im surprised no one wants to guess which wrestler i was lmao i thought for sure that would entice anons things like that usally does. adriana chechik went to my school lol
Cooper Campbell
user don't do it.
You just need 1 bitcoin and wait a few years to make it.
Why end it? a future of whores and beer waits you in SEA soon.
Colton Russell
do you have a family?
do you see potential rewards that are non monetary?
Lincoln Jones
put it on red lmao why red also why do you assume my parents? its my younger siblings
Josiah Price
I think a thirteen month exemption clause applies as an industry standard to keep people from doing this, at least right away.
Grayson Phillips
no i am only a financial/emotional drain on everyone around me (my father and 3 younger siblings).
"do yiou see potential rewards that are non monetary?"
umm do you mean rewards from suicide? like freedom from suffering or something? maybe you mean ways my family could be positively influenced from my death like all those athletes/musicians/celebrities who had a sibling commit suicide yet they used that to become famous somehow
Luis Roberts
right exactly how can that get worked around in the biggest 5Head way is what I'm aiming to find
Juan Carter
what was that user? A wrestling club or something like that? Are you on that photo?