/smg/ - Stock Market General

fuck bears

Why?

thinking bout picking up 10 shares of GME for my wifes son?

SHE'S GOT THE SHINIGAMI EYES
TELL ME
WHAT IS OBAMA'S LAST NAME??????????????????????????????

>VTI covered calls
>OMG tying up $18k in capital to make $100 a month if so exciting!

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Post-heart attack grill ekg

One of my holdings is up by 0.86%.

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Sideways pointy nips

I'm going to hold rkg's hands with interlocking fingers.

i'd consider it if you weren't posting 5/10 fat clown wales

BASED PLT CHADS REPORT IN

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WHAT DIP TO BUY RN?

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How do I invest in dubs? Check em

King Nigger

God this girl looks exactly like the sexy as broad at my work. She flirts with me everyday but I know better. She's fucking crazy. Piercings everywhere, covered in tattoos. The first time I talked to her she used bigot, racist, and homophobe in the same sentence, so even though my peepee is saying yes, my brain is saying run fo your fucking life. Shit sucks.

gme of course

Is it weird I haven't checked my port since open? Today feels so much like a Saturday, I'm not even getting the urge to.

Buy SRAC - Momentus Space. Thank me in 6 weeks.

re-rall 4u fren

HTZ 1/15/21 $2.5c

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You've been saying 2 years for the last few threads and now you say 6 weeks.

Hold for now. Everything is still high and priced-in. Put some money in an etf and take it out when they doomp et.

what are possible consequences of making a move on your qt coworker (who has a bf)
we're getting along really well

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He's a fucking sadist, be careful.

VYST might be a good COVID play in the coming weeks

Get your own secret shares.

>X-MEN
yeah, that's definitely a man.

>put in 2 weeks
>fuck her for 2 weeks
>disappear

No.

>possible consequences
pff, none

You're on Zig Forums you don't win at things.

>You get fired
>Her boyfriend either
A. Beats You
B. Fucks You
C. Humiliates You
D. Any combination of the above

everything

You dumbass. That just means she's easily manipulated. Just smile, lie, agree and go for it.

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"Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor. The state of Florida requires me to inform you that I am a registered sex offender."

IF SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT
consequences dont matter

>he still thinks covid is real
Pmsl

you find out she's a man

I don't know, I am not into stock trading at all.

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you are getting along because you have to because you work together. Plus dont shit where you eat.

GME puts all in

There are MANY reasons lmao, DO NOT think with your dick. Go rub one out and you won’t even care about her, she’s getting boned already. unless she literally pulls down your pants and sucks your dick, stay away user

checked, dont get tunnel vision because youre around her at work a lot, theres much better out there and your brain is functioning correctly user

trump is not going to win

user so many roasties are kind to you because they are forced to work and interact with you.

kys

I heard they fuck you over and you only get 1/4 in shares? So it might be better to get the stock from the start?

Kanye is winning.

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I just made 40% on 0dte KO calls.

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biden is not going to win

Help me out here lads. What stocks are tied to Trump’s re-election? I wanna go hard into some stocks that are gonna rise once Trump wins

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Write in GME.

Wtf is this hoe staring at, is she gonna muck the hay or not?

>friday so boring that /smg/ is /soc/
TIME TO BUY PUTS FOR MONDAY

VOXX
AUVI
AAN

feels nice

based retard

That's right, I'm going to win

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lazy fucking millennial what do you expect

No!!! I want fucking fall for it!! Don't shit where you eat.

Power hour should bring in some good old fashioned autism

Everybody says NAK, but I still just think it's going to take a while for that to happen.

VRTX took a really deep dive of like 20% yesterday off a kneejerk reaction due to one of their drugs cancelling trails. If you know anything about VRTX, there's nobody else doing what they do in the clinical space in terms of treatment for cystic fibrosis so they're definitely not going anywhere any time soon and have plenty of room for growth. Easy buy, they haven't been this low in months and are having a strong recovery day after such a harsh dip. Fundamentals on them haven't changed at all, just a roadblock in their roadmap.

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Hold hertz over the weekend?

henlo Mr President

>B. Fucks You
uwotm8

I'm going to eat chili cheese fries for dinner.

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buy anything related to tendie manufacturing we are bringing it home from Chyna

Good day Citizen, are you enjoying the new executive order forcing all attractive women to be topless at all times?

Co-workers and fucking/dating don't mix to well these days. All she has to do is claim sexual harassment and your ass is fired. Or she can use the threat of it to make your life hell. Best bet is not even give her the ammo to start with. Even if she's hot.

I wish GME would dip under $13

You wouldn't fuck someone trying to put his hands on your girl? What are you gay?

I am friend

Unironically Husseyin

Good man. Having a few days/weeks of good pussy is not worth the nightmare of dealing with an actual crazy bitch. She could flip out on you and get you fired or worse. Do not put your dick in crazy. Find a more trustworthy girl to have sex with.

Great all this thot posting is making me want to coom. Thanks a lot assholes.

Who else SBE?

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i'm enjoying it very much, thank you for your service sir

i can't decide what i want and it's rainy outside

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Why are you sad user? those are good, just can't eat them all the time.

>Don't shit where you eat
The motto of the regretful incels