Can you Americans not fuck this up?

Making this into a new thread since the old one died out.

>Trump wins in 2016, immediately begins a golden bull run
>Trump has deadly disease, isn't seen for a couple of days - market shits itself
>Trump takes a ride in a car, everything stabilises
>Trump's whole platform right now is "Joe Biden is a filthy commie", which doesn't help the already prevailing trend of a democrat win leading to a FUD dip
>The US Senate passed a rent-freeze that sneakily compounds and will kickstart a second GFC when all of the property investors can't pay off their loans when tenants can't fork out 6 months backpay
>Implying the inevitable sequel to the Hoover v FDR economic recovery feud won't kickstart again

The whole premise of crypto was Austrian macroeconomic theory. The kind that rallies against donkeys rotating the money printer at mach speeds and the Keynesian shopping sprees of a country already in debt. Why the fuck then, do I see posts cropping up more and more to say "Biden good for my robux :DDD"?! If you hamburglers vote for the stumbling hair-sniffing zombie and cost me my moonshot, I will pull my €400K out of coinbase and toss it into the new Batsoup chain restaurant on Uber Eats, rather than invest it in some shitheap Detroit factory or bugmen in Silicon Valley.
Don't fuck this up.

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Did you notice how pale he was in the video from the hospital?

Top tier content thanks OP

voting biden to fuck you over dumb faggot

His face has never seen the actual sun. He wears orange tanning cream on his face daily.

drns

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Markets have already priced in Biden victory idiot

kek

Actually not all that good an example of causation/correlation fallacy if that's what you were getting at. Lmoa
Enrolment demographics mirror market trends, in the same way that software engineering or cybersecurity is far more prevalent in universities than it was back in 2000. If you've got a reactor that necessitates a staff adept at maths and science, it makes sense that there would be more of a market for jobs and thus more of a push to the degree.

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I thought orange tan stayed on longer. I watch enough Emma Chamberlain to know shit like that.

>Markets have already priced in a Biden vicrory
What the fuck are you talking about lmoa
If markets preempted global change based on the likelihood of something happening, market speculation would never exist to begin with. Walmart doesn't decide to open or close based on whether or not Ruth Bader Ginsburg carked it, nor did Blockbuster go bust because someone threw a shoe at George Bush.

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The dude can hardly breath anymore covid obliterated his lungs he’s done

>forced laugh through tears
remote controlled creep is almost certainly going to win against the orange man

On Bloomberg they keep saying that the markets are pricing in a blue wave. I don't fucking get it

>Don't fuck this up.
it's not really up to us
democrats are obviously trying to steal the election through massive voting fraud
what it will come down to is if the republicans and neutral parties are willing and able to stop them

Bloomberg? You mean the company that is owned by a billionaire that recently ran for democratic candidate for president? That Bloomberg? Gee, I wonder why they are pushing the narrative that "people" want the dems to win?

fag

The only markets that *could* do that would be betting markets? Biden's plan to erase Trump's taxcuts can't be mitigated by big businesses saying "well, we're going to pay more in tax and possibly more in minimum wage, so we'll have less of a surplus for recruitment, but we've thought that this is likely, so everything will continue as usual". Finance is not purely theoretical and the only way they'd adjust is by calculating the difference and culling staff, outlets or utilities to ensure they can sustain. Even then, less assets still weakens net worth. It's a lose-lose.

Trump is a closet homosexual, i mean look at the amount of fucking make up and false tan this 'man' wears, hope he ropes himself when he loses

seems like we have a lot of liberal zoomers in this thread, so I will take the opportunity to remind you all of this simple fact:

niggers don't love you back

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Trump is going to win again. Don't stress over it.

>niggers don't love you back
fair point, but they didn't choose to be niggers, the same way I didn't choose to be the most superior race on the planet (white). Had I been unlucky enough to be a monkey, I would sure as hell want my white dominators looking out for me sometimes, albeit from afar.

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my point is he is clearly not the same person

>the same way I didn't choose to be the most superior race on the planet (white). Had I been unlucky enough to be a monkey, I would sure as hell want my white dominators looking out for me sometimes, albeit from afar.

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epic
simply epic

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tld cuz cringy semi intellectual post. we r fucked. same deflationary crash in 1929 . bye

how is that not bullish for btc

btw I pity low iq whites like you just as much as I pity niggers. that's why we look out for both of you.

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Stfu. Obama kickstarted the recovery of the economy. Look at the fucking charts faggot.

imagine actually believing this

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>btw I pity low iq whites like you just as much as I pity niggers. that's why we look out for both of you.

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>negative IQ detected
>what is denial

>loving niggers make me smart

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This

showing your low IQ again, faggot.

You're really scared of the black man, huh? Where did he touch you Cletus?