How to avoid paying taxes on precious metals?

They’re onto us bros, how do we dodge taxes now that they know our schemes ?

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imagine the smell

How would they notice this

>poo in it

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Trust a pajeet to try avoid taxes and have it be something to do with pooing

That's roughly $47k.

i put all the time things in my ass, didnt know i can avoid taxes with

kek

>you're not allowed to own gold goy

((Yaron Steinbuch))

>2 lbs (0.907kg)

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Look at this dirty rat

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Bullish.

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nuggets

1kg of gold is surprisingly small, it's a pretty heavy metal after all

You just have to wrap it in tin foil that way the gold scanner can't pick it up.

Gold is very dense

This

What a champ. Dudes probably still gaping.

They asked him to sit down

Imagine one kilo pressing out of your anus on a 15 hr flight

> write seed on paper
> put it in small plastic capsule
> shove it in your ass
> leave country
> buy ledger and restore wallet in other country
are (((they))) fucked?

Just encrypt it into a video of picture file with Vera crypt and then encrypt that in a zip file and email it to yourself. No need to stick things in your butt, unless that’s what you’re into

To add you don’t even need to email it, just put the zip file into an email draft and you’re good. Use proton mail and have email password and decrypt password for the inbox and you got about 4 layers of encryption. The Jew fears encryption

Also use a proton mail that is strictly for this purpose and has not sent or received and emails before.

can the airport xray machine differentiate between regular coins and gold coins?

how robust is proton for longterm? How sure are you it will exist in 10 years?

you mean a picture of the seed? I'm not gonna type it into my pc, can't trust that apple shit

If you encrypt it good enough, cant you just put it on-chain?

In the UK at least (I don't know about other countries), gold coins are regarded as currency and are therefore not taxable, in the sense that no Capital Gains tax is due on any profit realised between when you buy and when you sell. I've never tried to cross borders with any, but I should imagine the same principle applies. India is a former colony of Britain anyway, and many of its laws are the same, so OP's 'rectum man' would likely have avoided a lot of taxation, not to mention an uncomfortable flight, had simply taken gold coins in his hand luggage.

he was arrested for trying to avoid paying taxes on a purchase not for owning gold you inbred nigger

but steel is heavier than feathers...

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indeed pretty hard to make a gate that detects bitcoins (ie secrets you know)

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he should have purchased a scuba belt (the one with weight pockets for lead weights and put the gold in there maybe you could actually encase gold with lead to make it look worthless) it won't really show up on any xrays they will just see lead.

If you had bothered to read the article, you simpleton, you'd discover that he'd purchased the gold in Dubai (that's not in India, by the way) where presumably he paid any purchase taxes at the time of purchase. Why would he be required to pay a purchase tax upon arrival in India?
Jesus, you're ignorant. I'm betting a grand you're American, right?