Worst Investing advice

Post the worst investing advice you can give ITT

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get married

invest only what you can afford to lose

Invest in yourself by eating your paycheck.

Take a loan and use leverage

Kek at my "joo" tag.

buy avax

Buy high and sell low

Buy Luigi coin

Go to university. :)

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Listen to /biz

Buy x after it has gone parabolic! We are going to the moon, don't miss out!
Hint: you want to miss out

>Don't invest in crypto, it's a scam.

Bet on yourself when your career could end during your next play

Niggers tongue my anus

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marrying white women

Don't listen to the voices in your head.

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Funny

this

buy presales
especially if Zig Forums tells you to

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based

buy BAT

Dollar cost averaging.

All in AMC

Sell your stocks, cash is king.

Take the largest pay day advance loan you can get, and then buy SPY puts.

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Take a student loan and go to university

This. You go all in, and if you lose just respawn.

All in cash
Buy and hold cash until you retire. Keep it in the bank account so the jews can lend it out and make money from your money.

I know people who unironically believe this.

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buy gold and silver

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buy LINK

???

Gold is fine but fuck silver.

fuck roosevelt and fuck niggers