I accidentally said nigger at work yesterday...

I accidentally said nigger at work yesterday. I was in a bad mood and Windows was taking forever to update and I blurtted out "hurry up you stupid nigger" The girl in the cubicle adjacent to me looked over so I know she heard and I'm certain a few other people heard as well. No one said anything to me though. Should I just quit first thing Monday?

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lmfao if this is real.... no. make them fire you and pay you unemployment. but look for another job

lol

Based user

wear a biden/ harris pin to work Monday

Deny it. Insist that you don't use the N word EVER.

based, take it a step further and try to get a doctor to diagnose you with tourettes. then you can say it everyday at work.

Say you said something else. Don't deny the outburst, and turn around and say whoever turned you in must be racist if they heard that awful word.

ask the girl out (for sex)

ITT: America clown show.

do this combo

This will clear you op, they’ll chant one of us as you walk in

Based I'd promote a man for it.

T racist manager

Argue with them that your computer really was being a nigger. Don't give in.

Kek

I would be ineligible in my state because it would be considered "with cause"

I want to keep my dignity

it would be multiple people vs my word. I dont see how this would work

This desu.

>it would be multiple people vs my word. I dont see how this would work
Not really. Only one reports it, the others are too scared to argue cause their jobs.
You didn't say it. You said LA Knackers.

>wear a biden/ harris pin to work Monday
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS ^ AND SCREAM MONKEY NOISES AT THEM TILL YOU'RE FIRED
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Absolute kek user.

Take your last months wagie and put it in CL42.

>The real clover

No wait for HR to fire you dummy

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What piece on a computer ryhmes with the word nigger.

do this combo

Say you are learning chinese and was using the chinese filler word nie ge.

Hmmm nothing comes to mind. He can say he was playing Shadowrun and swearing at his stupid rigger i guess.

Also now's a good time to come out as trans.
Go to the HR lady and say that you feel your co-workers might be trying to get you fired, as they've said transphobic things before and you tried to ignore them but (girl in the cubicle next to yours) overheard you talking about HRT and since then everyone's been treating you funny.

Go nuclear.

Trigger?

Say that you said "Hurry up, this is so stupid, go figure." and that they misheard you. Don't admit fault, never waver from your story. They can't fire you just on hearsay if you confidently assert a reasonable alternative.
#1 thing is never waver from your story for even an instant.

Also make sure to act puzzled, like, "of course I said "go figure" why on earth would I call a computer the N-word?"

This 100%
Admitting it = firing.
Apologizing = firing.
Apologizing for it 40 years later = firing.
Saying fuck you, prove it = POTUS