Have 80k link

>have 80k link
>gf told me to get a job

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She will leave you soon

yep i think its over. first it was my friends, now its my gf. whats next...

Dump her, don't share your profits with her. Let her enjoy the wagie life.

Fuck that bitch. Literally.

>80k link
>no gf
>no job

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buy uni, and tell her your going to uni.
only need like 100 uni.
"user what are you doing in life?"
"im in uni"
"oh? what are you studying?"
"cryptography, business & finance"

when she sees you staring at meme graphs just tell her you are studying .

>Dump her
fuck man
>don't share your profits with her
never was even a consideration
>Let her enjoy the wagie life
fuck man
how can i get hard after she said that
nice

sergay

get a job letting men sniff your feet. that'll show her

haha w-who would pay for such a thing

>low 5 figure stacklet

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>stake 40k link on uniswap
>make 200&/day

>t a guy with 10k link on uniswap making $50 a day

are you dumb?

prepare for permanent loss

>40k+ Link
>wanted to make babies with my gf
>she's too libtarded to conceive
breakup
dates costs $100 no sweetie
gonna save up single for single dad surrogacy $150k and buy pros and coeds for $200 a night thereafter
im done boys
t. 32yo boomer

Probably

The impermanent loss isnt that bad unless youre implying were gonna get rugged

if the price goes up too.

when you make it people will still disrespect you user if you allow it

what kind of surrogate are you going for

Yeah i know at a 5x from now i lose 25% v pure holding but in the mean term it prints

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dont make a thread crying when you get fucked pls

how do i avoid this

why did he betray us?
haha idk
you will make it eventually, no reason to be mad at all. you have more link then 9.99% of people on earth.
no one will steal my links
just be careful with that shit, have them tested if your already paying and ready to risk getting some disease from a dirty pussy.
thank you wise linkman

I wouldnt worry about it m8

dump her stupid ugly monkey face ass you fucking liar piece of human waste fucking weakling brainlet are you lower than an earthworm?

How do you sleep at night?

does anyone actually unironically listen to women?

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You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I've ever seen

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oh boy let me guess she's one of those "it ain't a real job and the money ain't real unless you get a W2" dumb ass bitches

I was married to one

>not having some white collar "turn your brain off" job after you make it just for the health insurance and possible free food

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>have 200 link
>mom told me to get a job
told her where we're going we won't need jobs

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This, not even 20k. It's a fucking horrible feel. I could have swung so many times.

Fuck you

>6 figure hell

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