/smg/ - Stock Market General

2scoops posted a video of himself banging a tranny, simple as edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread:

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claim combs

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This image is absolutely based. Huge props to the memester that made it.

who asx here

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It was actually RKG

We're trying to discuss scoop pp thenek you

ya jus gotta put ur peepee n th hole, my mane
then it dun
home fukken run, bruh. home fukken run.

>QE derisks speculative assets compared to productive assets
>pumps bubbles without any underlying growth
>causes deflation literally except in speculative assets
What is the next step of your master plan, Mr. Federal Reserve?

"a lil tipsy"

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Off to a great start there

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>crashing this plane. With no survivors!

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banks collapsing as a result of savings accounts with unaffordable yields
Tech stocks like Fiverr acquiring them all at a discount
Finance sector is now just an extension of the tech sector
>WE FUTURE NAO

Also,
>Bezos is now Jamie Dimon's direct manager

You know scoops, trannies are what took out big5. Don't make the same mistake...

>Sweety, who was that man? It was almost like you two knew each other!
>Nobody dear, he's nobody.

>trannies are what took out big5.
Excus me, sir, wut? trannies? how?
>Don't make the same mistake...
don worry, my man, I always ask a girl jus like so:
>first date
>just got seated
>fancy italian place
>$50 bottle of wine
>sitting across from each other
>not a word spoken yet
>"ay bb grl, wuld u happen to b a tranny? a former man? I jus b askin cuz i don b n2 tht, bb grl"

I'm not a Zig Forums person. I mostly browse /g/, /o/, /k/, and Zig Forums. Based entirely on my gut instinct I bought around $50k worth of AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) stock when it was around $2.10-ish a share. That stock recently spiked at like $92 a share. I sold off all of my stock when I saw this. I guess I'm just wondering what I do with this kind of money I've made. Should I have a dedicated accountant? Also did I make a mistake selling off all my stock at once? Should I have saved some?

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>I bought around $50k worth of AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) stock when it was around $2.10-ish a share
no you didn't, you fuckn nig
go back to shillin som stinky linkos

Buy GME

>no you didn't, you fuckn nig
>go back to shillin som stinky linkos
I have no idea what any of that means. And yes, I did buy a bunch of stock prior to Ryzen first gen hitting. I sold my project car, a couple rifles, my little collection of gold/silver, and some other stuff. I figured I could make a quick buck if the stock went up a dollar. It went up a lot more than that.

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>GME
That's gamestop isn't it? Why the hell would I buy into a dying company?

is this Zig Forums ? I'm confused

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>Helios and Matheson
Oh boy. What a fucking ride that was.

Alright youre just baiting
Get the fuck out

idk but it sure isn't weekend /smg/

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HMNY literally killed a tripfag. Anons need to remember what happens when meme energy is used for evil instead of good.

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Yes, were you expecting stock tips?

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no I was expecting cool memes not one pathetic ugly piece of shit bragging about banging crackwhores

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>marries comfy
oh my fucking god, that's gold

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Don't insult crackwhore sociopath user please. He's a gem when he's not put murdering prostitutes.

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>Don't insult crackwhore sociopath user please. He's a gem when he's not put murdering prostitutes.
This.
I fucking love that guy.
I'm literally inspired to maybe try cruising down the notorious hooker street in Seattle (Aurora).
Not to pick anybody up, just to take it all in

How can i short 2 scoops?

sure.. do that..whatever happens, happens

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>short 2 scoops?
through buying SQQQ, you fucking moron.
My whole portfolio is just leveraged bull ETFs. The full nearly 100k of it. Just straight up leveraged bull ETFs.

How am I gonna do on Monday, bros?

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>unironically buying SQQQ
>massive cash position
So I see that you're new...

Did you make that portfolio is ms-paint? Is your portfolio written in crayon?

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>Buy SQQQ

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Buy $AQMS before Biden takes office. You been warned.