Advice for a beginner?

im new as fuck and wanted to know how i could get into anything business related like stock market trading. I'm 18 if that gives a measure of how much i dont know (i legit dont know anything

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Leave this place and never come back

and whys that. I'm failing my uni subjects and need funds

When you see ads like 'people in your city are making $700k/MO. Find out how' just click on them and follow the instructions.

because you probably have no money, no idea how to manage money, you're a kid and you a 100% going to get scammed

how did you even find this subreddit?

aight im not that dumb.
and thats literally why im asking this subreddit for help.

you're asking to get scammed. like i said

subreddit?

So I should give up, because you definitely havent been a position where you've never known anything related to business right, you've always fucking known?

Look For DEFI coins its a goldmine.

learn yourself retard, your attitude is pathetic i can already tell what type of person you are. Do you think everyone here started by making a thread on biz asking to be spoonfed?

Do your own research and make your own way otherwise you are destined to fail, the people on here WILL try to scam you 100%. I'm doing you a favour bro

Yeah I dont doubt people will try to scam. So where do I start? As in what type of research should I be doing because all i'm getting is tai lopez bullshit

You are clearly not trying hard enough, or you're just not cut out for this. Ever heard of google? Start there bro

Will do, cheers for the wise words.

Look, I don't mean to come across as a dick but stocks/crypto isnt just a way to get rich quick. I can't remember the exact statistic but on stocktrading websites I think on average 80% of users lose money when they start. So many fools come to biz thinking they're going to turn $500/$1000 into $20000 in a couple of months. Good luck, this forum really is cancer and full of scams

Try and buy link for as cheap as possible.
Its that easy.

everything here is a scam, go out or you will lose even more money.

You need to listen to This market is hell, the people are hell, everything is a scam, and there are maybe 10 things to actually make money on.

God forbid you actually make some money and get raped by taxes, you sound like a burger (american). Seriously, this isn't a place anyone wants to be. Go get a job at amazon and throw that into real estate or an index fund, hell do anything other than this ponzi bullshit

i get what you mean but Im not a fucking idiot who thinks im gonna be walking away with that much. I'm gonna try to learn myself n come back until ive understood what link is. And by the way thats a perfect approach to weed off anyone with the mindset you described, i dont anythign wrong with it you're good.

"i sound like a burger" cunt thats funny as fuck but I'm australian.

Is this place that rancid that the common advice is to stay tf away? Then yeah I'll listen

>Yeah I dont doubt people will try to scam.
yeah you're right! :)

Ok, so first, create a coinbase account, then metamask account. Buy ETH and transfer to metamask, then go to uniswap and buy CARDANO. It's the future and you will x100. But you have to be quick. gogogo!

you ever had a hotdog nigga

You could grow mushrooms under your bed and sell them on the deepweb

Op sees:
>[Noise]10 things to make money on! [noise]

Whatever you do, START SMALL and DON'T RISK MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE. Count the money you invest as gone.

Investing: youtube.com/c/PhilTownRule1Investing

Trading:
youtube.com/c/ukspreadbetting

Okay, mouth open, here comes the spoon:

There's a thread on this board (they're not called subreddits, fucks sake) that you can find if you use the search function in the catalog. It's called "/smg/" which stands for "Stock Market General." The first part in that thread has numerous resources on stock market investing, including how to get started.

yes do this OP

also dont forget to buy CARDANO like I said 18 you're still young you need to take risks!

Smart, I'll add that to my rule book

thanks for the spoon i just found it as well, I appreciate hella, cheers.