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share your stories about how you made money illegally.

I recently started shoplifting groceries, at first I was super nervous because I'm a sheltered middle class white boy, but once I realized how easy it is it became fun. Currently thinking about stepping things up and shoplifting valuable items from high end clothing and electronics stores.

Unfortunately leddit banned r/shoplifting some time ago, but you can find many tips on this leddit clone:
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You are thinking small and will be caught.

>You are thinking small
What should I do instead?

>and will be caught.
maybe

>I'm a sheltered middle class white boy
I wouldn't be so sure about that OP

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I smuggle illegal arms for terrorists and sell narcotics to children.

>shoplifting
even niggers are smarter than this
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I sell narcotics to fund terrorists in south american countries

I am the glowboi now

If you do it long enough, you will be caught.

Based gains of modern outlaw.

kys

they busted some guy doing that in my county. i love living in a shithole. levittownnow.com/2020/09/23/croydon-man-charged-with-international-gun-trafficking-scheme-feds-say/

Used to underage gamble with CSGO skins and crypto. Made enough to pay for school which is cool. I may or may not have been aware of match fixing between ESEA Premier teams

How would they even find that out? US internet surveillance seems to be a lot tougher than European one

You will be caught if you keep doing it, it's a matter of time.

Listen here you dog-faced pony-soldier you best not be interfering on my turf.
Fact of the matter is is that would be better for your health.

>If you do it long enough, you will be caught.
sure yea, probably. But there are tons of people who do it for decades without getting caught. Wearing a mask makes it even easier nowadays. Plus I can always run away if I do get caught. Worst case scenario would be me having to pay a few hundred bucks as a first time offender.

see>Used to underage gamble with CSGO skins and crypto. Made enough to pay for school which is cool. I may or may not have been aware of match fixing between ESEA Premier teams
tell us more, sounds interesting

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You seem to be confused visitor. /biz always was and still is what's known as a "whites only board", this means the prevailing attitudes and ethos of the board does engage in such rat like urban / african behavior.

Please be advised that there may be other sites on the internet more suited to you genetic background, so kindly move there.

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Just look up csgolounge betting and ESEA. ESEA had a league called ESEA Premier which was a league just under ESEA Pro and the top team gets promoted to Pro. Its the same system as soccer in Europe. Well, the Premier players don't get paid at all, so they would throw matches and bet on them to make money. Players have recently gotten exposed for having a match fixing group, but it has been around since 2014.

Sell guns by parts and ammo to euros. Be white and help your cousins out.

>what should I do instead
Bank fraud. I've met niggers that have unironically made hundreds of MILLIONS off bank fraud. They all live in nigeria on my dads side of the family but there are dudes in Chicago, Detriot, etc doing it too making the same cash. If your dumb you will absolutely get caught but you won't get the 20-50 years you'd get selling drugs or robbing houses, you'll get like 2-5 years. I wouldn't recommend doing it if you're stupid.

ok so what do they do exactly? If its scamming individuals then I'm out.

when you buy from a gun shop they do a background check, where the gun shop clerk goes to a back room to call (i believe) someone at the PA state police to run your information and check for anything that would disqualify you from purchasing a gun: felonies, domestic abuse charges, etc. i'm assuming the fake name alerted the police on the very first purchase and rather than shut down the sale the police instructed the clerk to allow the sale so they could set up a sting operation. state police, FBI, DEA, ATF, etc. operate a lot down here. there's a lot of crime because we're like 30 minutes from philly and only a few hours from NYC.

>I smuggle illegal arms for terrorists and sell narcotics to children.
i deal cocaine to underage children in somalia
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Banks fraud, Mortgage fraud, SBA loan fraud, etc. Basically getting loans under fake info and disappearing. They will appear as Saudi Princes that need money to invest in some building development. Banks get gitty thinking they are going to make a shit ton because a rich Saudi prince in traditional clothing walks in. They get the loan and go ghost. That's kinda the basics, hiding your trail and hiding your money is the hard part.

These are one of the guys I knew. Nigerian guy chilling in Dubai. One of the bigger guys in the group. I've never gotten into it because I'm a dentist and happy with what I make but they really do make alot.

This is a terrible idea user.

If you're gonna steal, at least do something that warrants the risk.

Otherwise, just find good low caps, or stealth projects to buy into early, I'm looking at Zeta Protocol for one.

lol im in philly its even worse brother

Forgot to add. Rule of thumb: If your dumb, no matter how you try to make money, legal or illegal, you will fail.

I used to steal from shops for the same reason, because it was easy and fun, and then one day I got too cocky and got caught. Security guard basically let me go once I handed the shit back over but yeah that was that.

Not true. You WILL get a criminal record and COULD go to jail. Criminal record sucks if you ever want to apply for an actual job, leave the country, etc.
You can get away with it many times but only have to get busted ONCE. If you want to 'steal' there are many legal ways to do it.

Lol theres a ton of fixing in MDL matches plus cheating too. Esports pro scene is a joke. All the money is funneled at the top and you have to bust your ass to even get a chance of winning shit

t. adv player

>/biz always was and still is what's known as a "whites only board"
Fuck off. This is a board for crypto scammers of all races.

yea I feel like I got too cocky recently, so I'll stop stealing for a while, at least from my regular store. Never shit where you eat.

I don't live in USA, in my country the punishment for stealing is way lower, because we aren't bootlicking retards

How do I profit off this knowledge?

Do you ever use heroin?

>All the money is funneled at the top and you have to bust your ass to even get a chance of winning shit
lol, you thought people would just give you money for playing video games? Of course only the top players get payed lmao

Grind your way to the top and start fixing games lol.

No, why?