When I have sex, should I do it the way they do it in porn? Also should I buy BTC?
When I have sex, should I do it the way they do it in porn? Also should I buy BTC?
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you're not going to be having sex incel
> Taking sex advice from biz incels
please don't post lesbians in my thread
>When I have sex, should I do it the way they do it in porn?
Ask what she likes and just incorporate that while you do whatever you want.
>Also should I buy BTC?
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I learned everything from lesbian porn and reading 'Teen Vogue'-like articles on how to have sex and I made a Japanese kabakura slut squirt for the first time in her life the first time I ever had sex
Step 1. Make sure pee pee hard
Zig Forums, Zig Forums and Zig Forums are unironically chads. wish i'd saved all the sex advice threads i'd seen on them.
>Ask what she likes and just incorporate that while you do whatever you want.
what if she's a virgin and doesn't know what she likes?
Yeah in Vidya
what methods do you use?
If she is a virgin you must make her comfortable first any do slow vanilla sex , with time she wil ask you to try different things that when fun starts and you can also apply your own shit and see if you both like it
>having sex
imagine being this gay
It's too late to buy link.
>slow vanilla sex
what did you mean by this?
in my country, when we talk about having sex, it goes without saying that we are referring o the opposite gender.
Like porn but start off a lot slower and do more foreplay. Imposter syndrome will go away after a while and it’ll start to feel more natural. Have like 2-3 drinks in you to calm (some of) the nerves. Good luck OP. If I got over it you can too.
> What you mean by that?
Are you fucking retard virgin too or just larping here ? also delete your gay thread and leave
>Zig Forums
Highly unlikely she wont know what she likes even if she is a virgin.
>Like porn but start off a lot slower and do more foreplay.
first good advice in the thread thanks fren.
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i was under the impression that just asking them what they like is a turn-off for them, it shows that you don't know what you're doing. also how would a virgin know what kind of sex she likes unless she watches lots of porn, which virgins probably don't?
Just google 'how to give oral' 'how to give her orgasms' 'easy sex positions' 'how to finger' 'how to doggystyle' etc etc etc read some articles and if you are somewhat fit you will see that having sex is actually really easy. you can even find some educational videos on some pr0n sites
you can practice on your own to coordinate your body, you will look retarded but it's helpful
when you start, say you want to see her masturbate (play with herself or whatever euphemism in your language). Pay attention to how she does it and when she starts moaning you start masturbating her the same way she did it
if you don't want her to know you're a virgin, do stuff (take the lead during foreplay and for changing positions) you've seen / read online and ask her if it hurts then if she likes it. she will think you're experienced. often ask her if she's okay and she will feel comfortable
when you fuck her in a given position keep a steady rhythm, only change depth and angle. have a small (1min) break when she orgasms so she can relax a bit, then you can change positions for example
you will have trouble getting / keeping your dick hard probably, happens to everyone the first time, don't worry about it
My gf is into BDSM and I barely understand the concept of "dominating" someone
Reading material plox
get her wet and fuck her like you hate her
fuck her like you're trying to impregnate her rib cage
or awkwardly poke a half chub into her and hope your body doesn't fail you like you failed your family name
your gf is mentally ill trash
faggots like this are why sex is still a taboo subject. if you can't embrace the things that get you off you can't fully experience your sexuality
thanks user. few questions:
>Just google 'how to give oral' 'how to give her orgasms' 'easy sex positions' 'how to finger' 'how to doggystyle' etc etc etc read some articles and if you are somewhat fit you will see that having sex is actually really easy. you can even find some educational videos on some pr0n sites
are the advice found there legitimate or just thinly-veiled erotica? i need someone to breakdown the mechanics piece by piece for me scientifically without any coomer shit
>you can practice on your own to coordinate your body, you will look retarded but it's helpful
how do i do this in practice? just hump the air?
i think you're trying to help but this is kinda cringe desu
In the current year of our lord, no one has sex anymore.
We're just buying Defi tokens and getting hilariously rich. Sex is for the peasants user, a true patrician is on perma no fap waiting for the next 10x.
>B-B-Bonded
My gf cooks delicious meals every day
Kys faggot
> i need someone to breakdown the mechanics piece by piece for me scientifically without any coomer shit
You sound kinda autistic, I'd advise you don't take this too seriously. Read this stuff so you have general guidelines about what to do (where to lick, how to insert your dick into her, etc.) , so you don't look like a virgin trying to finger a urethra. Women think they are sexually complicated but they jack off humping their pillow
>how do i do this in practice? just hump the air?
yeah or a pillow, blanket. just so you understand the movement and see what muscles will be working, how to keep your balance etc.
You want her to think you've done that already in the past, so easiest way is to actually do it beforehand
>what if she's a virgin and doesn't know what she likes?
Has she masturbated before? Probably. You can incorporate her usual wank technique/routine into the foreplay.
Also, allocate your funds according to market proportions. If you can't beat them, be them.
And yes, I'm phone posting
the short version is that having a power dynamic in the bedroom is a turn on for a lot of women. she's leaving all of the decision making to you, which obviously implies a lot of trust. being a dom means different things to different couples so it's important you talk to her about her needs. a safe bet is buying a cheap kit off amazon: e.g. amazon.com
because restricting movement, sensory deprivation, etc. is all an exercise of control.
I used to post on /adv/ in perma virgin threads, people thought I was cool there :(
Being a dom is all about doing what the sub wants. The sub is actually the one in control of the scene. You need to ask what her kinks are.
I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl
i half agree.
being a dom is about KNOWING what the sub wants, and choosing when to give and when to take
>thread derailed into bdsm degeneracy
gay. all i wanted to know was how to put my dick into her. is it true that it's lower than you think?
judging kinks when he literally doesn't know where the penis goes.
ok zoomer
>calls me autistic
>advises me to hump a blanket
this is getting out of hand user. i used to hump my mattress all the time as a kid but stopped when a friend told me how dangerous it was. i want to have sex with a woman not a pillow.
ok coomer
if she's as clueless as you, lick and suck her nipples, rub on her clit, and when you stick your penis into her aim for the wall between vag and anus and your dick will handle the rest
Just pound away at her and pull out before you cum. Make sure you smear some of your cum on her forehead with your thumb like in The Lion King
Whatever you do don’t listen to these faggots. Match the girls energy.