/smg/ - Stock Market General

wash you penis edition


>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Just saw an old black man behind the party store near my house taking a shit. I didn't disturb him because it seemed bullish for GME.

HTZ bros report in

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I'll wash my benis with ur mum's mouf ayyy

GME

Is a clean penis good for GME?

GME

Does anyone here actually live like this?

GME, BBBY, and UVXY calls into the weekend

>I don't really think the Senate wants Trump to win.
They don’t care about this election, they think trump already lost.
They want to make sure they can keep their jobs in the 2022 elections.

>wash penis :3
“No”

We're gonna make it GME chads

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(You)
(You)
Samefag.

wtf im retarded i thought it was another GME poster and instantly replied GME back

but it was me all along

Held over the weekend. I'm scared for tomorrow bro

We're reaching GME levels that shouldn't even be possible.

I thought it was 2 people but I replied to you twice
I think i got memed on

We are all GME on this blessed day.

Does anyone have the original Coom pasta? Thanks

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I did for a few years in my 20's.
It was pretty cash money desu senpai.

What are we buying tomorrow my fellow user-skis?

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Buy TQQQ at open and enjoy your free money my nigga

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>mfw I see a mcdonald's commercial promoting another meal named after a fucking hood rat

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when do i stop averaging up and stop being greedy though? we all know it's going to dump hard after short sellers cover

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>introducing the Floyd Burger

Good to hear you are doing better famalamadingdong.

Now that they figured out that's all they have to do to get every retard to buy their burgers why shouldn't they keep doing it

They haven’t even covered at all though and I’m already all in since 9

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I guess I have to reluctantly buy MCD calls tomorrow. I won't support this degeneracy, but I'll make money off of it.

They should make a GME burger.

No. GME is a dirty penis kind of stock.

Only niggers should eat there. Based golden arches is giving you the subtle hint that the White man holds himself to a higher standard

When I make it Umaru is the kind of 3DPD waifu I want
Someone just as lazy and disgusting as me, but somehow miraculously not fat

what would your mcdonals borger be?

me would

RKG burger: Hot N Spicy with BigMac Sauce, 5 Chicken nuggets and a medium Coffee

Dumb money is good money user.

What's the name of this show again? I think the tiny character is cute.

It’s all so fuckin tiring

Himouto! Umaru-chan

Not as tiring as waiting for shorts to give me my $100,000 paycheck from GME.
I don't have a year (well I kinda do but still).

MCD preparing for the next stimulus check which niggers will use for fast food, nothing shocking really

>The RKG burger
>two all beef patties smothered in coom leaked from his boipucci, lettuce, tomato, cheese, between a sesame seed bun.

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Fuck gme.

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imagine if it ends up being a long protracted squeeze like OSTK
GME posting for 6 more months

i don't know if i can handle that

The Baggie McMeal would be a whopper with fries and a small coke with two nips of Jim beam.