Bank error put $400,000 in my account yesterday. I have like no time to act, thinking of putting it into crypto real fast and fleeing the country. I have relatives in a non-extradition country that I'm a dual citizen by birth. Is $400k (in alts) enough to flee? If I don't, I have less than $10k to my name.
Bank error put $400,000 in my account yesterday. I have like no time to act...
Joshua Ward
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Brandon Morgan
chad it into btc you little bitch
Angel Brooks
Go it and gtfo
Buy a hardware wallet and stick it up your bum bum till you arrive.
God speed
Benjamin Walker
ofc. which country has non extradition?
Michael Anderson
Nice try glowie
Ethan Ortiz
are you Jewish, by chance?
Michael Barnes
Dylan Wright
All into btc like fast then move from there bullrun almost here that shit will make you millionaire
Brody Green
Proof?
Adrian King
You need 0xMR
Adam Turner
Take it out in unstructured random sums under 10k. Take some in cash just under the legal travel limit (in the us it's 10k). Go somewhere that doesn't extradite…
This is all off the top of my head, anybody wanna add?
Blake Russell
400k isn't worth it
Nathaniel Hernandez
>bullrun almost here
ok schizo
Isaac Gonzalez
Buy XMR and gtfo
Adam Peterson
400k is nothing
Easton Clark
You will need to bank wire transfer it into an exchange which will need like 5 days to clear. This will send up 100 red flags and you will not only get $0, but you will be put in jail.
David Fisher
this
sadly nothing you can do with that money
Wyatt Brooks
Bein dead serious homie, I'll work with you in minecraft on whatever it is you're telling us you got in Minecraft
I have enough accounts with bank wire limits that don't get flagged
Telegram me: bazoo fren d
We can make this work out fren
Nicholas Martin
Who here isn't?
Noah Lee
Imagine user getting stuck in the airport security having to explain why he's got a USB stick up his bum.
>I-it's not cp I promise!
Julian Butler
Exactly how do you expect to deposit that much without getting your bank to wire it and catch the error in the process, genius?
Carson Robinson
10 or 20 years of waging for some... I get it
Evan Parker
If it doesn't work out OP, you have one hell of a story to tell the press, in which case you'll get famous as the guy who suddenly woke up rich from a bank error. If you spin it in a cool way you'll get mad pussy.
Samuel Parker
Jaxson Nguyen
Your best bet is to get some eastern European gang to torture you because they heard you had that money in your account, so you have a tort that you can sue your bank over, as their mistake caused you grevous and irreparable harm. You'll make millions
Carter Kelly
kek. imagine unironically sending a 400k wire to some user you that smells like curry.
>yes sir, you send me, I send you back.
Wyatt Sanders
POST ACCOUNT INFO. IT WILL BE HACKED AND YOU WONT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MONEY.
Gabriel Mitchell
Buy your ticket to financial independence and turn 400k into 40 million. Then throw 500k back at the bank in two years and tell them to keep the change.
Christopher Rivera
Stop posting Dan Bilzerian. Nobody cares.
Carter Rogers
we make it work fren d
Noah Murphy
Imagine how hard it is for me to post a timestamp of my witeboi skin lmao
It's also doing 2 145k + 1 remainder wires to 3 different CEX's fucking retard
Xavier Young
if OP is talking about some secret Malta Cyprus Swiss nonsense with crests and handshakes it might cost 400k to get in. if its some dungheap without telephone wires where they cant find him then he should know already which castles that can buy him
Ryan Miller
Yeetcrypto on twitter check them out
Easton Perry
eat shit scammer
Matthew Anderson
Do wont get away with it. People have done this before and been caught. You'll have to pay it back. Do the right thing, contact the bank before you end up being Tyrones butt bitch in jail.
Chase Collins
people have gone to jail for keeping this kind of mistaken transaction. you wont go anywhere