How many calls are you guys buying before close? I'm about to get some cheap AMD/PG/UPS.
Grayson Long
You kidding? Buy a 7.5/10 call spread and you will literally double your money in 2 months if stays where it is.
Jace Roberts
I would like to ____ 12 year old asian boys with Joe and Hunter Biden
Chase James
AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS EUGENE GU FAGGOT AND HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO BE A DOCTOR AND HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO REPLY TO EVERY ONE OF TRUMPS TWEETS!
Gabriel Martinez
only (((they))) get to buy the dip, cmon baggie. Keep up
James Bailey
Gonna try to post his once more since I only got one smart answer last time.
am gonna do something dumb and ask some opinions here. My brother wants me to invest 1k in etfs since he is super lazy and just want to put money and forget about it for the next 20 years. I was thinking on 4 etfs in really diversified industries. I was thinking on just picking industries that on average will go up in the future, like health, technology, etc.
I have a job and have lived rent free at my dad's for a year now. He thinks I saved all my money to buy a place and he keeps getting excited and looking at places for me to buy. He says when I have my own place he will help me do it up and I'll be able to raise a family there.
But I have no money saved, I lost it all. Just chasing with every paycheck now.
Kayden Russell
Hi My name's Joshua. I was just sent pictures of my boyfriends asshole and I want to go long in him. Is this a good investment?
Gabriel Sullivan
Well it's more than a few months, more like february.
$1.20 out of a $5 total spread.
Andrew Smith
ETFs are not something you need to think too deeply about. Healthcare will go up over the next few decades as boomers age up, Health itself is a dying industry since it will be nationalized during the next Congress and single-payer will replace the current system.
I lost 15k in April buying leverage ftse shorts. I didn't realise they go down everyday and I held for months
Asher Price
just buy GME
Daniel Wright
I'd go with SWTSX or VTI. Total market funds. If the whole stock market just shats well, your fucked. If one sector/cap shats, the fucking ain't that bad. If things are rolling hey, your rolling in the green and doing nothing but tossing in money each month for your effort
lol I didn't even realize it was just $1k. Yea, there's no reason to even bother diversifying that. For $1k just throw that shit into VIT and forget about allocating anywhere else until you have more to work with.
Aaron Ramirez
>Pelosi and Mnuchin reach a deal OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >Senate rejects it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I mean, QQQ is QQQ. It's relatively safe and likely still has a lot of growth, so can't go wrong there. As for the others: I don't know much about homebuilding, but looking at XHB's holdings, it seems fairly solid, at least the companies I know. I guess you are buying into the thesis that the work from home trend is going to lead to more people moving out of the big cities, which benefits homebuilders. Makes somewhat sense to me. XLB, I guess is okay. I don't know why you think that sector in particular would outperform SPY. If you want something for a potential bear market, Consumer Staples are probably better.
If you want to invest (safely) and just forget about it for 20 years, why not just go 50%-50% QQQ and SPY/VOO? As I said, I can definitely see the argument for health care outperforming the broader market, and sort of understand the argument for construction (at least short term), but I'm not sure about the others.
Carter Jones
Because I already have another 20k on other more diversified shit, this is more a for fun thing.
Ian Diaz
See Rest was bad decisions when trying to make back my losses. I even begged degiro for my money back
Isaac Young
it feels like I have picked the worst possible time to start investing in the stock market
Better to have OOOOOOOO then AAAAAAAA than to never have OOOOOOOOO at all
Wyatt Cook
Buy the Dip
Jackson Ortiz
It was originally the rat from the rat meme used for the tech bubble correction, paired with an all caps copy pasta making fun of GME bulls. The rat morphed into that cat, the meme and copypasta was appropriated by the bulls, and the posters of the pasta itself were banned by the jannies. So now coomcat is used in derivative content.
Twitter banned the Press Secretary of the United States for sharing the article. I hope they get fucked.
Alexander Garcia
Quick Netflix puts yes or no?
Jack Rivera
Twitter is not a government, they have no First Amendment responsibilities. But Twitter is literally the only way people can hear President Donald Trump's opinions so he cannot ever be allowed to stop someone from listening to him.
Wyatt Diaz
you have lmao hot pic tho, post more
Chase Bailey
sauce?
Samuel Powell
Is coffee good for you?
Ayden Hernandez
I'm never gonna make it, am I
Joseph Gonzalez
how was this upheld in court maybe the potus account i could see this but his personal account?
David Gutierrez
Joe biden is clearly hetero
Charles Allen
it's supposed to feel that way
Nicholas Baker
Profound.
Luke Jenkins
Wait, what? You have $20k on "non fun" stuff and are using index tracking ETFs for "fun?" I'm confused. What's the other $20k invested in? You have your strategy backwards, I think...
Not shitting on yo just actually confused right now.
