Gimme a reason not to put money on Trump victory

Howdy Zig Forums, Zig Forumsak tourist here, thinking of betting on a Trump win, is betting generally frowned upon as a strategy here?

>inb4 shilling your pajeet mooncoins

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I don't bet I'm not a nigger

Go back

Put some money on Trump, but know that chances are they'll find a way to veto the payouts.

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mummy milkies

betting on the elections is illegal in all 50 states just an fyi...

Sauce

Gambling is what half these crypto and options people do anyway.
As always understand your risk profile and how much you are prepared to lose.

suddenly I feel at ease

Biden is the only man for the job and he'll trounce the orange clown.

I threw down $3000 on trump winning Georgia. Gonna clear $2100

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I heard of a theory once that says we're attracted to tits because the pair looks like a butt. This picture reinforces that theory

Bwahahahaha. That old retarded useless fucking decrepit alzheimer ridden corpse is going to get buttfucked in thos election so fucking hard hes going to have cocks lodged in his ass for a thousand millenia through millions of lifetimes. Its going to brutal for that fucking cocksucking nigger faggot.

BOOBA

OP here, switched to phone
Yeah I would not be surprised

Thanks user, but rest assured I'm not American

Standard stuff I suppose, thanks dude

>sauce
And it's in the image

Cool story, Chang

Good man, wish you every fortune

>tfw Macdonald's has conditioned zoomers to eat ass

Er...please excuse digits, nothing to see here

>1488
Checked

>Zig Forumsak tourist
GO BACK

Literally just short gun stocks and idk what else. Find out what a trump win would do for the market

You CAN, you just won't win much since all the betting sites have banned cool bets like "Trump wins and Republicans win congress and Trump gets 340 electoral votes and 55 senate seats and 230 house seats". You can't make crazy nonsense longshot bets for 100 dollars with 100,000 payout because all the betting sites are run by faggots.

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HUBBA HUBBA

ava addams, i can tell by the tits

fucking kek

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I plan to put in 200-300 tomorrow. For the keks.

Fuck Trump fuck Biden fuck the lot of them. If you wanna bet go to the crypto betting site vitalik himself shilled a few weeks ago or auger I guess too

But all I care about is who’s fucking tits those are

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BOOBA

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Chek'd and put me in the screencap

What are the chances we get Satan and Hitler in the thread betting on Trump for the win!?

Elections are pure gambling. Predict.it charges retarded fees, taking 10% of your money. Not worth it

Checked too

Can I still make 10x if I bet on Trump winning? I heard you have to wait weeks to get your money tho.
I looked over on Predict-it and I can barely make a 2x

If you'd thought about this a week and a half ago there were still a few sites paying 3x on Trump winning, now most are paying 2.4x at best. Last election I bet $1500 and won $7000 but the numbers aren't there this time.

this is why I stayed clear. they MAY try and scam everyone out of their money.

>is betting generally frowned upon as a strategy here?
that's literally all we do

did a Yandex search with my right hand and you are correct sir