If trump wins, my crypto moons from $200 to $2000

>if trump wins, my crypto moons from $200 to $2000
>if Biden wins, he pays off my $15k student loan debt

Sorry bois but Biden makes more sense for me

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>$200 in crypto
>$15k in student debt
get back in your cage

15? God you`re a fuckin pussy. My friends from college graduated with $280000, in college loans. You read that right 280 thousand. God what a non issue those fucking loans sound like.

So if your crypto went 10x, it wouldn't be more than $15k.
So you have less than $150 in crypto.

Stupid dumbass faggot pajeet.
True biztard.

biden is giving SJW free student debt forgiveness? fuck im voting trump, fuck those snowflakes

I'd kick start your fucking head if i knew where you were.

Fucking loser.
Your mom said its bed time.

lmao 15k is like nothing. I was underage and a 3rd worlder and I had that, fucking poorfag get a grip

Biden doesn’t have the power to do that without Congress dummy

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>if Biden wins, he pays off my $15k student loan debt
Not if you're white lol

You got shafter by the long dick of professor noseberg if you can't manage 15k in college debt. What the fuck did you get a degree in that 15k is some kind of existential burden?

ohh no bernbros we got 2cocky

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>If Trump wins my crypto goes from 3k to 30k
>If Biden wins he pays off my $30k student loan debt
I win either way.

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crypto is going to moon to 6 gorillion dorrars no matter which candidate wins

it's only paying off $10k but for that reason I'm glad Biden's gonna win as well. Millenials who haven't finish paying off their student loans but also didn't spend 6 figures at some retarded private school are the ones who win out here. Fucking based that finally someone does something for the middle class.

Sorry user but Trump is winning prepare yourself for another 4 years. 15k people show up to his rallies in every single city he goes to and Biden cant get 1000 people to show up to his. You would have to be delusional to believe the lying polls that its somehow close.

Why would crypto moon?

Cope Putin

My crypto already went to 2k earlier, but I didn't sell and now it's back at like 1400 or something. If Trump gets me from 1.4k to 20k then fuck yes I'm voting for him.

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This but unironically, women already get preferential hiring so the fact they're all in debt is my biggest advantage over them.

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>if Biden wins, he pays off my $15k student loan debt

Kek imagine believing this

no wonder you post a pepe sucking his own cock. thats you.

wtf is a biden?

dont pay your student loans you fucking idiot. do the research, there are plenty of ways to avoid paying them.

your math is a bit off user

>he thinks the DNC is actually going to relieve student loan debt
you'll get a slightly less strict forgiveness plan, if you're lucky

Biden cant get 1000.
Can you even show me a crowd of 100?

if trump wins, my stocks go up. if biden wins, my PMs and gun collection go up. whoever wins, i win, and if your situation is different you're insufficiently diversified.

> 15k debt
just flip burgers at mcdonalds for a few months you dumb nigger

They are only forgiving 10k

typical selfish leftist scum, fuck off and die OP