Tfw you will never have a rich gf

How does a redditor get auch a rich bitch gf while I am here hustling

>wagie wagie
>get in cagie
>wage all day
>in silent ragie
>if you get mad
>wage some more
>if you get sad
>we will ignore
>because wagie
>you are slavey
>wagie wagie
>little baby
>wagie wagie
>we dont care
>wagie cagie
>you will be there!
>wagie ragie
>cry or whine
>cut your pay
>forced overtime
>ragie wagie
>work until die
>in wagie cagie
>it is no lie

I had a rich gf once, it's difficult af, cause basically money doesn't matter to her. That 50€ which for me was alot, isnothing to her, so why not just let her pay cause what difference does it make? This then snowballs to the point where she pays for most things cause she knows I'm poor; we go shopping together & she buys me clothes I could never afford on my own; we travel all over the world staying in expensive hotels, all of which she pays for cause I have no money. Remember we get on really well & are best friends. But I'm now living a lifestyle I could never achieve on my own. Ffw 7 or 8 years, & the relationship begins to break down cause people change, and finally falls apart. You're then faced with going back to a normal fag lifestyle and having to live in the normal fag world, which is incomparably more boring than the world's you have access to with real wealth. Luckily I managed to get a 6 figure link stack so will be returning to more interesting planes of existence iminently

Fill her, marry her, take her for half. Made it with no shitcoin roulette.

That’s why you fill her, marry her, then divorce her. Take half her fun tokens then never succumb to mediocrity again...

This, like all reddit posts, is a larp. Half are cuck fantasy larps, half are seething cope larps. This is the latter. Probably an undesirable career hag trying to establish that men don't like "self-made" women.

This is also one such larp. As redditors and their cuckybrains began to move here they also brought their signature posting with them.

If I wanted to read reddit I would go to reddit

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Have sex

Imagine complaining cause your gf isn't from a loser wagecage family like yourself. Holy shit

>gril needs a man to husband her resources
If only there was a name for such a man, if only there was some ceremony by which he could adopt it

What a twat

>fake apartment

this is one massive fucking larp

dude needs to lock up that waifu and figure out how to hide his own wealth on xBTC

she's an escort

Correct. She would have lived at the dorms.

I talked to a friend who is wise about this shit yesterday. He said that these people will be the first to break when SHTF (coming soon(tm)), they won't know how to cope because they never dealt with actual stressful situations.
Also they tend to be ungrateful, atheistic and lack in faith in a higher power.

YOU HAD ONE JOB BRO TO IMPREGNATE HER AND USE YOUR SON TO LIVE RICH AND RAISE A RICH CHAD SON AND LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HIM bro cmon

Holy fuck cope is real let's pretend this situation is real. Who cares? Wouldn't it be wiser to go to her dad and ask him to teach you how to be rich and rise from wagie ashes? Like what the fuck if she loves you when you are so poor means it's not about money (prob dick or good sex) but it's not something to be crying about opportunity literally stares at you and you be like uhoh I'm so depressed because she has more money :((( WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NIGGGGGAAAAAAA

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I dont get it,dude why the fuck would you resent someone winning the lottery.In all seriousness maybe decide not to date her, since it takes the whole trad thing of being a provider away.For me I would try to wheel her into investing of some sort and maybe have her try and fund a business to make her feel like she's worth something.Fuck the haters.

>Thinking women will let you within a yard of their gold horde

Women don't share with men, they only take. The few rare times they take it's entirely in expectation they will get way more back. If they don't they basically flip shit and get passive aggressive.

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this is pure cope user

Terrible rhythm try better next tjme

Based qanon retard

Why would she live at the dorms if she had an apartment to pretend to live at? Would she pay kids at the dorm to pretend to know her?

>only poorfags believe in god
unironically true