I have problems with breathing. Maybe I have COVID

I have problems with breathing. Maybe I have COVID.

How do I profit?

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Calm down and realize covid is not as bad as the media is trying to tell you.
Remember that anxiety and stress cause shortness of breath and a tight chest, you might be giving yourself placebo effects.
God speed user

>Remember that anxiety and stress cause shortness of breath and a tight chest, you might be giving yourself placebo effects.
this, 94% of infected are fully asymptomatic anyway
you are not positive and you are not in the 6%, you are just stressed
can you smell? your taste is fine? then you don't have covid

get some eggs
put 2 eggs in jar
couff on the eggs in jar to breed the virus
put jar in refrigerator
have many jars
after some weeks, break jars on busses

start a hospital and then hang yourself in the lobby. if your hanged corpse can test positive for the common cold the government will then give you a no questions asked check to cover the gaping hole in your finances that was about to bring your whole system crashing down from decades of EMTALA and illegals/poors never paying their medical bills. any more questions about coronavirus or how to profit from it? it’s pretty fucking straightforward. even the morons working at hospitals can understand it. people are a lot more willing to be communists and donate to unfit minorities unchecked reproduction and heath when an external thereat like the rebranded common cold is presented. if they were told they needed to pay because these people were simply defective and unable to integrate into society, there would be inconvenient discussions that could complicate the gravy train.

this thread got really good

Get access to bill gates, warren buffet, etc. and coof on them and then short their stock. Jewish greedy boomers die and you get rich = double profit

Livestream it and take donations

ROFL you think they arent in a bunker

lol, none of the elites are worried about covid, it's a scamdemic being pushed to get rid of trump. once he loses the election, covid goes away and the media tells you something else to be mad about.

when it's a negative effect, the term is actually 'nocebo', not placebo.

Lie on your chest to increase blood flow to your lungs, they do this is in hospitals.

Buy a pulse oximeter, a cheap non medical grade will do because you're most likely fine. If the number dips from the pulse oximeter, then you're increasingly fucked.

As for money, the best way to profit is to survive, as you cannot spend money while dead.

>there are retards who actually believe this tier bullshit

Not even saying SARS-CoV-2 is a big deal, but conspiratards are literally full retard.

Give yourself AIDS so you can die from it and finally escape this shithole reality

>based and blackpilled

the number of science denying idiots in this thread is startling
we're in a global pandemic, you people need to start acting like it

I had it on march. Had a weird ass cought persistent for almost a week. Also gave me tinnitus, probably I have a fucked up brain cloth but im too scared to get it checked.

>we're in a global pandemic, you people need to start acting like it
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Sue em

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there's nothing "soi" about listening to what the experts and science tell us

Cringe and bluepilled

>94% of infected are fully asymptomatic anyway
I really don't believe that. so the rest are severely effected or is it mild?

now you're just baiting for soijacks

Short your breath

>we're in a global pandemic, you people need to start acting like it
really? i've been out doing drugs, sharing needles and having unprotected sex in the gym lockers since they opened again, and I'm still alive, so much for a pandemic basedloser

>escape
He doesn't know.

Nice one, faggot.

this better be bait

nope, i'm a degenerate but becaue I have better genetics than other trash who tryhard being healthy i'm still better off

I might have finally caught the China Plague too fren, it’s alright this is the nothingburger of all nothingburgers as long as you aren’t an irl oldfag or obese. I was in a situation over the weekend with some people who may have been asymptotic carriers so any day now it would be hitting. So far I have a strange dry through, noticeable better today, fatigue and getting winded from just a couple flights of stairs. If I breathe deep I realize that my normal breathing isn’t taking in as much air as it should. Good luck to us, even if we don’t need it.

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Im from spain and im seeing all the countries that took no measures starting to get cucked into outer space again. This dead cat bounce crash will be brutal once hospitals start getting collapsed again from risk population getting fucked by the virus.

trump had better be right when he says these chink fucks will pay for this. as a middle aged heavy smoker with parents in their 70's and a grandparent over 100, one or all of us is gonna get cunted by this, all so some fucking peasant could chow down on pangolin. we've known for decades that shit like this would happen, they almost fucked us with bird flu, and swine flu, so now fucking peasant-pangolin flu is gonna rape my entire bloodline. the rage is real.

shitskincuck coping with the fact that they had the worst lockdown and still the worst stats kek kys