I work for a top 10 hedge fund. AMA

I work for a top 10 hedge fund. AMA.

Attached: i don't have nothing to hide.jpg (1673x431, 354.51K)

How you become a LARP?

When Chainlink?

What's your hourly cocaine consumption?

God wins.

>work
Lmfao. I run a 1 man 8 figure fund.

Chainlink had its run. It's a solid project but institutional players will go with something else and not an ERC20 token. Chainlink will remain mainly retail (think "defi" ).

Not a larp.

None. I only do modafinil occasionally.

Impressive.

look OP, this is you and your 2 braincells, now go play somewhere else pls

Attached: 2braincells.jpg (680x525, 49.15K)

how do I get a girlfriend?

What even is the point of these threads? Even if you weren't a larp, which you are, your thread is basically:

>Hello. I am very smart. I am a genius. Ask me anything.

Here's my question - fuck off? Thank you.

How do you feel about indexed funds?

How do funds keep paying out earnings when they're in the red?

What coins do you hold?

I'm afraid that's not my area of expertise, But, if I may:

- Be moderately fit
- Have self-belief
- Have proper hygiene
- Don't make women priority number 1
- Be reasonably average looking

Just stopping by to give opinions / views. Feel free to ignore this types of threads next time.

> How do funds keep paying out earnings when they're in the red?

There's various avenues, some less than pristine. Clients generally have a multi-year (majority multi-decade) view on things and don't care about year-to-year revenue.

> How do you feel about indexed funds?

Dying breed.

Nothing DeFi related as it's all a gamble. I subscribe to a balanced theory that covers both sides of the coin.

The regulatory side (mainly in XRP, ALGO, QNT)
The privacy side (mainly XMR with a small portion of XHV).

I also hold some BTC as a hedge, though I don't expect its future to be as bright as many hope.

DO you think anyoen gives af lol. There's people here running their own 7/8 fig hedge funds. You're an associate/ senior associate at best.

Like I said, no one gives a fuck. Piss off to some robinhood TG group where retards might give a fuck

Did your fund use repo for leveraged basis trades (again) and then get bailed-out (again)? Was this the first reaction of your government to a pandemic?

Any unique or interesting investments that your fund has? By which I mean, not equities/real estate/angel investing but something weird like art collecting or whiskey collecting.

Interesting, you said no erc20 but hold qnt. Have you looked into $VXV? It’s one of my bigger bags with qnt.

YES, HEDGE FUNDS INVEST IN ART AND WHISKEY COLLECTING U FUCKIN INBRED DROOLING APE

do you suck ass? And how often do you suck it during working hours?

I'm not sure why you're so angry. I think this anger is misplaced. Did corona hit you bad? Anger is cancerous, get rid of it.

Our fund has never been "bailed out". In fact in 2008 we made a profit and we're way ahead in this corona "crisis".

Our fund is much different from many others. We are more like an ant colony. Individual traders are given capital to invest wherever they see fit. If we don't see a return in a reasonable time (6 months to 1 year) they are immediately shut down and new traders come in.

Our turnover is quite high as a consequence.

I have not, sorry. I don't deal with speculation, only facts.

I will not answer to insults from now on. Please move along and try to be civil.

thoughts on where precious metals go in the next 3-5 years?
also why are index funds a dying breed? seem more popular now than ever

>holds xrp
ok then, have a good day sir

Based
Are you literally shaking about VALUE right now?

Do you like your job?
I work as a quant at an options market maker. Would I fit at a hedge fund?

Gun to the head, what would you buy now with your own money for the coming 3 months?

Thanks

Oh so you’re a prop farmer. Was gonna ask for dope market insights, whatcha got

what do the boomers think of bitcoin
have you ever showed node.cpp to them

>mainly in XRP
LOL

That's disingenuous. I didn't imply that your fund had been bailed-out directly, rather that it had been indirectly bailed-out through the Fed's repo ops. Let me rephrase: did/does your fund make basis trades?

Metals will break from shackles. Gold and silver will rise considerably.

Index funds are dying in their traditional sense. Soon there will be no need to pay a % to someone to do what an algorithm can do for you and better.

This is why we don't deal with index funds.

I am not here to advertise anything. People in the industry see the writing on the wall.

No idea what "value" is, sorry.

I used to be a Amazon. I liked how things moves along there. Hedge funds are generally much slower than tech companies. I miss speed sometimes.

> Gun to the head, what would you buy now with your own money for the coming 3 months?

What I've been buying all year: XRP.

Our clients rarely know how their money is specifically deployed and go with a hands-off approach.

It's not a huge percentage of our strategy. We also don't do any HFT.

>hedge fund buying xrp and not btc
>comes from Amazon and somehow ended up on buyside
>doesn’t do hft
>spits out a bunch of fancy words
>thinks btc does not have an right future

Kill yourself. Please. I actually work with family offices, hedge funds, and endowments and what you just said is the opposite of true. Not only are the clients above I mentioned moving into crypto (primarily btc) with PA but allocating their clients money into the sector as well. Think $100+ mil at a time.

Do you think the industry see stable coins as a future threat?

Do you think HFTs have killed retail day trading? Specifically futures

>XRP

Lmao get real

That's cute, but poopdicks should be rounded up and shot.

Faggot rights are not a requirement for technological progression.

How much XFI did you buy on Uni today?