Reddit is laughing at us again

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you have to go back

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Holy fuck it's a blood bath out there.
Still, imagine investing because you believe in the tech instead of investing because other fools will.

fuck the sheddit post, but that's one smooth ass write-up i'll give him that

Always do the exact opposite of what Reddit tells you.
Remember their golden child DOGEcoin?
>"DOGE TO DA MOON!!!!!"
>"OMG A NASCAR HAD A DOGECOIN SPONSOR!!!"
lol look at how that turned out.

Someone post a basedjack since I'm on my work computer and don't have any.

a former mod of /r/pics, along with a few other boards, just secured a make-it stack because of the discord servers associated with Zig Forums. Zig Forums is just reddit without usernames, its the same userbase.

It's all about moonshots, but you need to sell some idea of utility too. Now, blockchain ideas are all incredibly useless, so there is that.

>he doesn’t realize /r/programming is full of first year cs students
ngmi

it doesnt mean we should stop relentlessly belittling anons who expose themselves as grifting newfags

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lol plebbits crypto subs suck so hard.

it means theres nothing and nobody on Zig Forums you should respect because its literally the same faggots. nobody cool or interesting browses here, its all the same people.

this
you see the same shit across all forums/boards/etc that focus on a certain profession/field, it's always dominated by the lowest level people in that field, because the experienced guys don't want to go home and talk about their fucking job online.
The net result is you get a bunch of pseud shitposts about how some programming language is better than another, or some operating system is superior. In reality it doesn't fucking matter.
speak for yourself

So much cope on Reddit

havent had a reddit account in years, but the resident simps on Zig Forums will make any girl rich if she manipulates them enough, especially the reddit girls.

you're only further proving my point people that people like you and OP should be slandered back to the shit holes they wandered here from.

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Honestly haven't seen much of this, at least not on the boards I frequent.
I've maybe seen the occasional simp post, but it's drowned in a flood of tits or gtfo.

I mean... They're right. Chainlink is a textbook PnD scam:

>No unique use case
>Abysmal transaction times
>Astronomical transaction fees
>Shady Russian business practices
>All the problems of PoS without any real benefits

What niche does Chainlink fit into better than other projects out there?

i havent seen the phrase tits or gtfo in years, now whenever someone says theyre a girl 50 replies immediately show up engaging them, its pathetic.

what a shit article. cites a bloomberg article from 2018 stating the blockchain industry globally is worth 600 million. when even binance is worth at least 10 billion. binance coin is worth 4 billion.

what a pathetic piece of clickbait shit.

the 50 people replying are the same people that came to Zig Forums after they got bored of keeping up with the mods on /r/pics and their fucking discord servers. YOU ARE CANCER. FUCKING GO BACK

other way around maggot. i found the discord servers through Zig Forums. i found out about the mods here through Zig Forums. the regular posters here are the reddit faggots, i learned that through posting here.

don't know what to tell you man, maybe I'm not paying attention, but most anons I see aren't simping, at least not on Zig Forums, /lit/ or Zig Forums which are the only boards I use.
I do see it on occasion, but they're usually called a faggot by everyone else.

true, if i see an user simping on pol it's usually 50 replies calliing out the user

regardless, the culture here IS different and should be maintained. part of that is calling out redditfags

Hello CZ, how are your Chainlink shorts today?

we're still so early frens.
comfy.

>Reddit sneering at crypto
unironically bullish. Redtards are fucking brainlets with pathetically hilarious beliefs. Go to r/politics or pretty much any subsection of the reddit hivemind to truly appreciate how moronically tragic these people are. These same fuckwits would be fawning over Trannycoin or BLMcoin if it were shilled to them.

You guys have forgotten history. Haven't you read articles about people who said the same things about the internet? (That we'll never really use it for more than email.) Didn't Bill Gate once famously suggest that no one in their right mind would ever need more than a Gig of RAM?

It's all so predictable. We're still in the era where 80% of projects will fail. Which ones will be the AOL or Yahoo!, and which ones will be the Google or MSFT?

As far as applications for blockchain, any blockhead knows that there are clear use cases.

>any blockhead knows that there are clear use cases
I dare you to name a single use case that isn't compete horseshit.

p2p currency

Oh god. I work for a fucking logistics company with contracts with Apple and Cisco. We fucking use blockchain apps every single day.
A colleague of mine left my company to set up a system to digitize and track land titles in West Africa, where everything is/was on paper and fraud was rampant.
One of the devs in my company left to go and work on blockchain for medical records. I could go on, but please do some proper research and reading.

>And for what? This is actually the most important question: what problem does blockchain actually solve? OK, so with bitcoin, banks can’t just remove money from your account at their own discretion. But does this really happen? I have never heard of a bank simply taking money from someone’s account. If a bank did something like that, they would be hauled into court in no time and lose their license. Technically it’s possible; legally, it’s a death sentence.
Banks obviously shutdown accounts, block payments, etc. And payment processors have been blocking people more recently.
buzzfeednews.com/article/blakemontgomery/the-alt-right-has-a-payment-processor-problem
eff.org/deeplinks/2017/07/payment-processors-are-profiling-heavy-metal-fans-terrorists

Just use an SQL database

This article is so ironic, so many words for saying basically nothing. What he accuses the blockchain industry of.

>babbling idiots who don’t get what is a blockchain are the proof that it’s useless and shit
>blockchains are so inefficient, muh country high power consumption
>satoshi didn’t like banks for some reason
>why not use a centralized system ? It’s much more efficient
What the fuck.

Also that Ledittard talking about blockchain being useless without trusted real world data feed into the chain.
He might be onto something.

Reading this was a waste of time.

Do you think NPCs that paid 17k$ for bitcoin cared about any of that

/r/programming is very anti-crypto in general

How good of a programmer was your friend?
I'm looking to pivot, thought the sector was still pretty young, but all the job reqs I see are looking for wizards. Also there are not that many offers.

Not with those fees.

Not a single thing you wrote is real. Learn how to larp

>I’ll list a few of the problems. Firstly: the technology is at loggerheads with European privacy legislation, specifically the right to be forgotten. Once something is in the blockchain, it cannot be removed.

Wow if only there was a platform that addresses this

Also this.