/smg/ Stock Market General

kill me edition 76
>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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Fuck

Tonight....you

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cunny

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is it safe to keep buying into amazon microsoft and apple? im kinda worried as soon as i do itll crab for 2 years or some shit

can apple and amazon honestly just keep pumping being worth trillions already?

Niggers tongue my anus

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After the Jew Nose 2 tragedy, all moon missions are herby cancelled.

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Is this 3pm Pelosi crap bullshit? No one has posted a link

Next stop, Mars.

Fresh as of 9 minutes go. With it being deep ITM, makes me think this was a buy and not a sell, but who knows.

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Fuck you McConnel pay me

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHATH THE FUCK WA STHAT

its gonna fuckin dump

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Fuck you Pelosi

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ITS CRASHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Its going to pump

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its gonna crab

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do you have to declare calls on a 13D or 13G? if not, then maybe a 13D holder is trying to bypass the 1% reporting rule by stockpiling calls instead

Can someone explain each of these lines (bid ask, iv, etc) to me like I’m 5 years old

did i forget to tell you guys to get out?

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Watching CNBC right now, anchor said "Pelosi and Mnuchin are talking right now at 3:00pm just like they did yesterday" paraphrased

What a fucking jew.

It's all so fucking tiresome bros. I just want to buy a house in a conservative state and find a nice Christian girl to have children with.

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its gonna DOOMP

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Bid-bid
Ask-ask
Iv-intraveinous

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DOWN AND CONCERNED

DOWN AND CONCERNED

DOWN AND CONCERNED

DOWN AND CONCERNED

Go all in GME calls with me bro. We're going to get Trump and put him on the Jew Nose 3, making Jew Nose 3 Space Force 1 and we're going to go to the Moon for cheese.

This is algos reacting to Pelosi and Mnuchin talking, doesn't look good OR they are trying to stop people out before blasting off on good news

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show your calls

Short them. Antitrust lawsuits soon for AMZN and AAPL.

THE OLE RAZZLE DAZZLE

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WHERE IS THE RUG
>WHERE IS THE RUG
WHERE IS THE RUG
>WHERE IS THE RUG

NO STIMULUS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

crap up all day long
THEN SUDDENLY BLOOD RED MASSIVE DUMP OUT OF NOWHERE

EVERYDAY THE SAME SHIT

I'M SICK OF IT

I'M FUCKING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HOW CAN YOU BE A LONG TERM INVESTOR IN THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK MY SHIT THE FUCK UP BOBO


WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING RAPE ME

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its gonna dump

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I will once they're green.

Could always be a credit spread with that IV or an ITM covered call play to skim off a small dip and a bit of theta within that period.

This afternoon's market movement is dedicated to the pioneering Sinclair C5 personal mobility device

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What is happening to my money

show them now so i know what to do

>NO STIMULUS CONFIRMED
NO STIMULUS CONFIRMED
>NO STIMULUS CONFIRMED
NO STIMULUS CONFIRMED

MICHAEL BURRY $120 MILLION BEARISH BET ON SPY
>MICHAEL BURRY $120 MILLION BEARISH BET ON SPY
MICHAEL BURRY $120 MILLION BEARISH BET ON SPY
>MICHAEL BURRY $120 MILLION BEARISH BET ON SPY
MICHAEL BURRY $120 MILLION BEARISH BET ON SPY

I FUCKING TOLD YOU 7 RED DAYS IN A ROW FUCK TRUMP THE RREATDRED NIGGER CANT NEGOCIATE WORTH SHIT FUCK YOU

They're not green yet bro.

GME volume today is fucken ass.

I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT JUST FUCKING CRASH ALREADY SO WE CAN START GOING BACK UP PULL THE BAND-AID OFF THAT'S WHY TRUMP CUT OFF NEGOTIATIONS LAST MONTH BUT NOOOOOOOO THESE CUNTS JUST KEEP LEADING FAGGOTS ON FUCK THIS SHIT

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NOOOO I JUST WAS MAKING TUNA NOODLE QUICK AND I VOME BACK TO THIS NOT BAIR

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OOOOOOOOOO CRSR!!!

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ah come the fuck on i just want comfy holds

show them please

Oh nooooo... who could have predicted we'd have another end of day huge red dildooo.... ?!?

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Save us, Mama Pelosi

kek it's the literal chad "new paradigm" pattern.

its
gonna
dump

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They're still red.

That's it?

Please

MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS
MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS
MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS
MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS
MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS
MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS
MUH STIMULUS HOPE
MUH NO STIMULUS

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Seriously though, fuck this shit. All these politicians must be short or they just keep voluntarily nuking their own portfolios. I honestly cannot believe people are actually selling on stimulus news, it's been such back and forth garbage for months

>either get the big red with Pelosi confirming no deal
>or the big green with stimulus coming

>"Jokes on you i am Pelosi and we just extended the deadline so enjoy more days of the market slightly going down with uncertainty"

I fucking hate Pelosi

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Aaaaaaaand we're back


Feelsgut, green all the way to eod now

>antitrust
Not in this lifetime friendo

Where do you guys get your Burry scoops?

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i don't believe that you have them at all

What are you guys betting on? Does algos know that Pelosi/Mnuchin talks failed or are they dumping for better positions (smart money you know) before a sudden surge of good news comes out?

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> Post TA all day stating that this was a dead cat bounce.
> People pissed when it was a dead cat bounce.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oSxi33mh6sk

I hate pelosi for her many years of disservice to america but this particular atrocity isn't her fault

I know what I got, and I'll show you once they're green.

Hmmm.

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permabulltards hate any TA that is on any timeframe of less than 100 years

ITS
GOING
TO
DUMP

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JUST FUCKING END IT

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Why do people post hot girls asses and talk about poop? You guys have a fetish or something? Something Jew shills would do

good luck getting them green without me
show them right now or i'm spending my money on spy puts

Of course it is you dumb cunt

Goddam. If they're that deep in each other's pockets then why all the pretend beef? Is it just competition theater to placate the authorities?

futures trading drops, market immediately reacts it. GOD DAMN JEWSSS

we all ktfb

I also posted a chart from a bullish perspective and it didn't make sense when looking at the 4h chart. We haven't had a clear bullish break out.

hmmm indeed

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Go ahead any buy spy puts, I don't give a fuck. I'ma show and tell once I got some green.

>no deal if illegals don't get stimulus>
>no deal if illegals don't get amnesty
>no deal if Trump doesn't bail out California and the other failed dem states
>no deal if Trump doesn't get rid of the electoral college

Nah. Fuck her.

MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING SON OF A WHORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if you post anything that doesn't include the south sea company timeframe they just post pink wojaks and tell you to zoom out

My stonks: crabbing at their floors.
Evrything else: dumping
QQQ puts: paying off right now
Feels good.

wait, most of my shit is still up
even fucking XOM - the fuck?

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Are GME & CLF still the memes of the week? WKHS down to $20 shouldn’t be overlooked.

How far does T fall?
F has the new Bronco coming out.

Remember to put 2/3rds of your weekly stock money into safe bets. KO will just steadily grow.
JNJ might be too big to fail.

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My OTM SPY put is now $2 ITM

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Bros i been blowing fucking leaves all day did stimulus happen or not ???

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that's a pretty big red dong

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you asked for this

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If GME ends above $14 I'm gonna fucken laugh my ass off.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

get fucked NEETs

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Lol and they keep getting burned because of it.

You know, I'll take the portfolio hit for the day/week/month/year the way it's been, as long he doesn't cuck to that dried up old roastmother.

>AAPL literally doesn't exist without GOOG
People that unironically like Apple products on sudoku watch

Imagine sctually believe this

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Wow, people this retarded exist?

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I hope McConnell gets voted out. I already cast my ballot. Dude's 80 and worth over 20 million. Fuck him. I'd retire, get that govt pension be happy with my millions till I kicked in 15 years.

its gonna fuckin dump

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>self imposed
>when she's literally the only one holding it back from passing

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who here buys based on the "unusual whales" twitter? how has that start fared for you so far? bought some NCLH and VALE calls today to start trying it out

I hope you bought those like three hours ago

When are we COOMing?

Spreads are fun you guys

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POOPA

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Or trapping people before dumping. Dont forget that one, Ive seen it one too many times.

>these fuggin' sellwalls at 14 on GME
Fug

What Stock do i buy if i want to bet on Trump winning the election?

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Nak

Sold out of all my long positions an hour ago and went all in on puts and bearish etfs. Let's get some bad news.

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NAK will give you at least 3-1 odds.

it's not even Friday yet, why is it being pinned down so hard

Any RKT Chads here? Moon after earnings? I bought in today.

TQQQ or SPXL, but maybe not right now. I’d expect more dumps before then.

>AMD tanking
>Tesla tanking

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My heartbeat when trading options

>now for my next trick let me whipe out all my gains
smart

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GME must have something real going on underneath. Otherwise, why would you expose so many marketnormies to the fact that the whole stock market is a rigged game? If it turns out theres nothing behind it some people are probably going to prison. But why hand out so many stock market redpills to a retail heavy stock otherwise.

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buy FLUX unless you hate making money

I'm trying to find a stock to buy before the market close, but do any have any good investment suggestions for 200 dollars? I really want to try swing trade, but I know enough to realize I know nothing at all regarding that.

Wtf is AMD doing

Why would you buy puts when we just had a huge red dildo? Everyone will be buying back in and selling their calls in the morning

You shouldn't trade solely based on positions it posts - more often than not, they're just institutions / traders hedging their position
However.. there are some really good ones..
In general, focus more on OTM calls/puts that have a realistic chance of getting hit - eg. if there was a tweet showing that someone bought 200 $300 SPY Puts expiring this week.. I wouldn't act upon that
but if someone bought 200 $340 SPY expiring this week, that is something that should make you go "hmmmm"
--- once you have that hmmmmm you then look into any breaking news on the stock and watch the stock / do your own technical analysis
It's more like a price alert to point you where to look than an alert telling you to copy

doesn't everyone already know the markets are manipulated as fuck, even if they don't actively follow markets, is that really a redpill that anyone hasn't already taken?

GME

Xilinx takeover uncertainty is killing it