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Samefaggot

Eth or LINK?
Ive already got about 2k in LINK, I bought the dump today

The thing is i can easily run up 20k but I also will have to start paying rent/food/fuel shortly, plus my car is about to blow up so thats another thing Ill have to spend on. I wish I had 20k to fuck around on crypto.

>Unironically recommending polkadot
NGMI

meant for

Long term staking - FLETA, OM, ALGO - can't go wrong

but you will continue to be a bum. and you know it. your tone makes it obvious. so buy useful things with that money.a van with solar panels perhaps. if you can equip yourself with a phone and a free way to charge it, your only other absolute human-right-tier need is food and shelter. so maybe a van or a tent. spend any remaining money on tinned food.
i started with a moped, a laptop and a tent. solar panels all those decades ago were useless, but i charged batteries via a dynamo. those precious moments of internet access through mobile networks (as well as library books) allowed me to learn HTML and build some sites to conjure some income. have never worked a day for an employer, and following this approach from the age of 16, gradually adding to my various resources, has now landed me a house covered in solar panels and energy efficient stuff. so i continue to plod along, as self-sufficient as possible always. the only people who have ever really helped me are foodbanks, but im pretty sure those can be relied upon at least for a while, so i don't fear becoming reliant upon them. the thought of relying on any human for any other thing fills me with horror, but after all these years im still not homeless and never have been.

>be me
>millennial
>24
>wagie security guard
>didnt like boomers, hated them
>all problems=boomers
>woke up one day and realized i had agency over my own life
>learned to cook
>made a budget spreadsheet to track my expenses/expenditures
>cut back on bullshit/fad expenses
>never had an avocado toast in my life, but did waste a lot of money on bullshit fast-food/convenience foods.
>shopped around for a better internet/phone plan
>began planning my routes to reduce gas usage
>lots of little things like this began adding up
>extra $700/month roughly now, out of a total post-tax income of ~2600/month, literally was wasting almost 1/4th of my income on nonsense.
>begin investing more
>like investing, take on extra shifts/more hours because i want more $ to invest
>be me now, 31, security guard
>investing that extra $700/month has made all the difference
>diversified and growing portfolio of stocks/PMs/cryptos
>mortgage being paid down faster, should be gone within the next 10 years, interest is very low so it doesnt matter that much.
>start to think i'm going to make it
>think back to when i hated boomers
>realize that the boomers worked from their teens to their 60s, to build up what they had
>newfound respect for boomers
>find the 30-year-old-boomer meme on google image search while browsing memes
>realize i have become a boomer
>feels pretty comfy, frens.

so yesterday i bought butter chicken with rice and a naan bread, it was delicious but today (and during the night) i cant stop warting, literally ripping out a huge smell fart every 5 minutes or so, now this isnt a problem because i live alone but what about indians who eat that stuff all the time, are their family homes just one huge fart production factory?

Shut the fuck up. Im not reading all that. I had 30k when i was 20 years old I went to college and now im 23 and broke. Kill yourself

curry is awesome, it's the one thing i've never been able to cook correctly, so i go to the buffet still once a week for my anal cleansing regime.

You're alright, boomer

Red thai curry.
Try it user.