I'm an intern analyst at JPM. At lunch yesterday with my boss, there was a table of powerful people next to us. I don't know who they were, my boss seemed nervous that they were there, but my boss knew them. They called him over to the table, and they whispered in secret for a little. He came back to me and said, "Kid, things are gonna get dark soon for the markets really fast". He said they were planning to crash the markets today, I would get out to be safe
>Hello, just stopping by to brag like a douchebag I sold everything Tuesday afternoon on the false rally, going all cash I was mocked collectively by /smg/ for doing so If I had stayed in my positions, I would now be down ~5% on my portfolio as a whole If I had gone into a inverse ETF, I would just now be breaking even >Tuesday 1:00: SPDN @$20.16 — current price $20.16 As I explained then, I’m expecting a lot of volatility, where even an inverse position will not work out nice & smooth Good luck to the rest of you - I am looking forward to waiting for the bottom, to then get back in my positions, buying them all for cheap
NO ONE ANSWERED ME IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD. WHY DID JPOW LIQUIDATE ALL HIS SPY HOLDINGS 2 DAYS AGO???
Isaac Richardson
Nokia and Ericsson chads, these companies are looking incredibly strong but there's significant political risk. If China bans them to get back on western countries for banning Huawei things are gonna get dicey very soon.
Hold these companies but don't overweight, it might get ugly.
Lucas Moore
he has covid
Robert White
He's building the first AI tendie farm in Idaho my dad works for him and spilled the beans to me, it's quite expensive
John Cook
To be honest, this is pretty much a YOLO bet for me right now, My goal is ultimately to just run the wheel on QQQ or something similar, but I don't have enough capital yet to get the income I'm looking for. I'm close, but not quite there.
Nolan Miller
Bet on rise today but the market always spites me so I'm about to bet the rest on a drop to make the first bet pump
NasCuck's daily bottom is in. Sweep the cheapies before the afternoon crab up.
Justin Hughes
If enough of us convert to Judaism maybe we can get cunny legalized
Adam Turner
Anons which is better ARKK or ARKF?
Hunter Bennett
SELL SELL SELL.
I'M THE INTERN ANALYST AT JPM MORGAN. MY BOSS TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET NOW. HE SAID THE BIG BOYS AT THE TABLE IS GONNA CARRY OUT THE OPERATION TODAY. POSSIBLE CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY.
If that happens aren't things likely still better for Nokia and Ericsson since they'll have literally anywhere but China, while Huawei just has China, and maybe some small shitholes that didn't join the Huawei ban?
GUYS IM A FUCKING NOBODY AND I HEARD FROM THE VOICES IN MY HEAD THAT TYRONE DOWN THE STREET FINNA TRIP! EVERYONE GET OUT THEY COMIN FOR YO ASS!!
Jacob Parker
My wealth is about 35k. Over 27k is in pretty safe stocks. Renewables, logistics, farming whatever. Wealthsimple only has trades on etf's, stocks and crypto. Should I try futures, or options? What is non retarded advice?
