I'm going traveling and I want a safe place to hide my nano S from anyone stealing or more knowing I have one and then...

Near your penis, simpy. No one has seen it for years.

shove it in your ass
like the meme

Just make a hidden pocket in your backpack or whatever. And then two copies of your seed phrase - one in a safe deposit box at your bank, the other you can keep at home or give to someone you can ACTUALLY trust, I gave one to my parents. They're already retired and well off and have no reason to fuck me over. They also probably wouldn't even know how to use it lol.

You know safety deposit boxes at banks get open all the time right

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why tf would you put your seed phrase in a bank? jesus christ user, don't you feel the oxymoron here? the irony? the retardedness? the absolute state? Why don't you just put all your crypto in coinbase while you're at it

>oh that video game you gave us? we gave it to the kid next door

Do this, NOT something stupid like a coke can or shampoo bottle, which could easily be innocently picked up by someone.
For the seed phrase, slightly rearrange the words (like reverse the second half for example) and replace a couple of words. Email yourself the real words and an explanation of how to correctly arrange your seed.

Most honest answer user, you know what to do

They need both keys to open up the boxes, otherwise they have to physically drill them open you retards.
t. held ~$300k cash in safe deposit boxes for years. Yes, I sold drugs on the darknet.

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buy a plant and put it in the soil

Never take your ledger with you unless you are literally moving out, you only need your seed phrase.

Encrypt the seed phrase with AES-256 in a zip, upload it absolutely everywhere and there you go you have access to your funds anywhere on planet Earth with an Internet connection.

dude, way i see it, if the bank is ever in on it and want to screw you over, you cannot possibly guarantee the safety of whatever is in there.
You're barely there once a week, month, who knows whatever the fuck, it is literally their box, they could have the back of the deposit vaults made out of cardboard, they could lockpick it, or yes, even drill it if they know you have a pattern of prolonged absence.

The whole point of having a cold seed phrase, is that you literally don't want any fucker on the planet but you to know you have it.

I love these

also, i don't even know if you fags know this, but did you know words chosen for seed phrases are (almost) always made out to be unique if you know only the first 4 letters? if you train your brain on it you can literally mix 12 words into a 6 or 4 word catchy jibberish you'll never forget

Our human memory is extremely fragile, malleable and changeable. Would not advise.

Digits have spoken OP

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Don't use Bitcoin specific hardware. Use an Electrum cold storage setup using a live-usb Tails as your permanently offline-computer, your Android smartphone as the watch-only-wallet and memorize the seed. Maybe have a paper-backup in a bank safe or something like that.

Cracked up when an user suggested a deposit box at a bank for a string of words that can be obfuscated in infinite combos and literally placed in a bunch of holes in the middle of random field and pinned with a gps. The idea that this shit is complicated to people when you’re talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars is beyond mindblowing.

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>memorize the seed
Never rely on this

Just hide it retard.

If you need funds for a trip, put the amount on a hot wallet on metamask on your phone with a strong enough password. Who the fuck cares if you lose a week of funds?

plastic bag with paper with seed on it.

swallow it.

wait 5 hours and fish it out of the toilet.

In your wallet and keep your wallet in your pocket

garlins are safer

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tin of usbs in a drawer of random cables. also make it smell like shit (get creative with this)

>In your anus
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remove the metal part
remove the plastic part
replace with plastic case for usb stick
stick the usb connector and storage to one side of it with super glue.
If someone steals it they'll just connect it to a pc and find pictures and porn.
If you want to use it, remove the usb plastic and use cable.

Take your seed phrase
Replace one word you will always remember
Store your new seed phrase wherever you want

Best Password:

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Easily hackable retard

easy to brute force since you'll just do 2048x24 which is nothing.
This would work as an extra layer of security by obfuscation since no one gives a shit about a usb stick.
Even better if you don't need to sell while travelling, just configure your trezor (don't have a ledger idk if possible) to give 12 word seeds, then memorize it and destroy the trezor, buy another one when you're back and restore it.
Also you could just put 1000$ on an address generated by a passphrase and keep the rest on another passphrase, even if they hold a gun to your head and you give the passphrase they'll find 1000$ on it.
They literally give you a shit ton of means to do it, so don't be a retard.

Could I then just email myself the encrypted zip file?

This is actually high IQ

>inb4 b-but cloud storage isn't safe!
No but AES is so it doesn't matter

Just use enjin or trust like someone who isn't autistic and inept

>then memorize it
never rely just on your own memory

buy a box of tampons splurt something red inside and hide it among the woman plugs

You can literally post it on normiebook as your status if you want, if you encrypted it on an airgapped computer with a proper password it literally does not matter.

this. are you a retard op to travel with your ledger? just move your funds to an app wallet on your phone. it is secure enough, none of the reliable wallet has been hacked