/smg/ - Stock Market General

dying anime girl edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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FUCKING GAMESTOP

Nigger nigger chicken dinner

Ok anons. Last call. 12 minutes till after market closes.

What are you buying and holding as a last minute hail mary?

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>your 2 indicators are repainting indicators i think

they're not, none of them are. standard deviation channel is though, but keltner channels and the rest are not repainting i guarantee you.

If it was $15 instead of $15.01 are our boys still ok?
It closed at $15.03 and now it says it closed at $15.00.

RAPE

Do people analyze option gamma when they trade? Dealers have to hedge their position by buying stock which drives the price up.

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I bought GME non-ironically. Thought I was smarter than coomers but Im a coomer too all along.

>Buy $15000 worth of FB calls on Monday
>Double your money by the end of the week

who knew investing was this easy?

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The real treasure was the coomers we found along the way

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How have you dumbasses not withdrawn from the market yet? Wait until the election. Its gonna crash

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Scared money don’t make money you fucking pussy

BOOBA

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You wait for the right buying opportunity you fucking fool. Why not wait 2 weeks for the inevitable crash and profit big

>ima ne kion ga minus 5.7C
>Right now the temperature is minus 5.7C
IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOOOD BEING ABLE TO READ MOONRUNES. ANKI IS FINALLY PAYING OFF IT'S BETTER THAN CUMMING AJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

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How much GME to be in her slave man-harem, bros? I gottA KNOW

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This is actually an alright time to open some delta neutral trades. Volatility is already quite high due to the fear so short iron condors, calendar spreads ought to do quite nicely over the next few months. Personally I have a sizable position on SPY open right now.

>not taking unnecessary risks during most volatile stock market in our lifetime

Such a woman thing to say. I bet you also kiss strippers on the mouth

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Apologize.

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Does the logic also work for puts? Everyone buying puts during the March crash causes it to keep going down? Are option buyers always market accelerators? If everyone thinks something will happen, and they buy options to that effect, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy? How do MMs keep the price pinned? Naked buys/sells?

You are the dumbass.

Different folks, different strokes
I looked and its rank 1 on sales charts here

Maybe I will actually get a new one soon. I heard good things about Layton and Terre d'Hermes. I'll give those a try

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GME is such a garbage stock, the company still has way more problems than it can fix. It was fun making money off of it but that company is seriously garbage.

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oh heckies user ty for translate that O_O

The eternal POOMP from stimulus discussion "progress" vs. actually passing the stimulus. This feels like a once in a century TINA rally.

we are getting jewed GMEbros
my broker still says we closed at 15.03 but the jews probably don't have to pay up because it says 15.00 elsewhere

>WAAAAHH! WAAAHH! ELECTION SOON
>MARKET GOING TO CRASH!
The only people that care about elections is fucking boomers like you. Enjoy staying on the sidelines while missing out on making gains while trying to time the market you brain dead nigger

if youre so sure buy puts and post a screenshot

If there is a convincing winner, the day after the election will be the greenest dildo ever seen since the crash recovery just because so much uncertainty is removed.

Pretty much, as gamma can be thought of as acceleration (second derivative of option value function). But the COVID crisis was amplified by people literally dumping their portfolios.

im applying for options trading so i can buy married puts for GME Q3
what the fuck do i say for employer information when im a student who just invoices my boss
self-employed?

it's going to be a cash account anyways

based

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Can someone explain to me why the $15 GME call price thing? I’m not understanding what happens if all these shorts tried to drop the price to $15.

Being a brainlet sucks

I don't think I have ever heard of a broker that enables options trading without also requiring you enable margin.

i have a TFSA, they only allow covered writing and purchasing calls & puts

It's just a stock for degenerate gamblers. There's no long term potential for it; it's an outdated model for autists looking for halo2 on xbox

Best cologne. I spray my bathroom with aventus after shitting

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Futures and AH are now closed and now my life is meaningless.

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What positions are people taking where they are getting bodied on a .03c change in gm AH?

If dubs I load up on more ARKQ monday.

Ahh I see. Then does employer information really matter? It is usually just for liability but I can't imagine how much they care if its a cash only account.
One of these days I'll go through what a TFSA does. The leafs in the thread keep mentioning its the only good thing about investing as a canadian citizen. That seems like one of the reasons why.

Well I'm definitely betting Trump and if not society might as well collapse anyway. I'd just rather wait a day or 2 before rather than riding this downward trend

Looks like liquid shit desu
Or coffee

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One day, you will realize that crashes happen from unexpected events. Hedge for this happening, keep some cash on the side as part of your port or hedge with short term credit bonds ect. Investors (yes investors, not normies like you) can see these risks and hedge accordingly.

It is very clear, that massive growth will be seen in the US economy during its recovery and with the massive amount of currency that will eventually find velocity, the market is a long-term play, even with volatile interm.
If this doesn't happen, then the world will have more to worry about than fucking NEETs like you.

A Biden win would see a correction, then quickly forgotten about as stim passes, and well lets be honest, Biden isn't gonna be tweeting 24/7 lol.

DON'T BET AGAINST FUCKING AMERICA.

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No. It means we are free till Monday.

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i guess so, doesnt have hurt to try, i just dont want it to be rejected and not having options available before Q3

i am really spooked by a potential rugpull and i really want to have married puts just in case

it doesn't matter who is going to win the election, it will be contested for a long time. The Democrats have already placed judges and got the decisions needed to do this. All they have to do is just make up a bunch of unpost marked votes with no signatures and they can delay the election for as long as the state congresses will allow before just deciding for themselves what electors to send. Market will be crashing everyday during this process.

Royal Oud is the preferred choice of 2D anime girls desu

Everything else will bring filthy 3D whores.

Creed is true smell of an /smg/ chad

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/smg/ /frag/ Zig Forums master race

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There was an open interest of over 4.73k contracts on the $15 call strike. Which translates to 473,000 shares of GME. If GME closes above $15, you can exercise your call either automatically or manually and get 100 shares per 1 contract. Typically, the people that sell these calls are large institutions, so by exercising these calls, there is a chance that you are removing shares from the people shorting the stock and slightly increasing the chance for a short squeeze. There was 4.73k in the $15 strike, but that doesn't include the $14.50, $14, $13.50, etc. Its a win for the coomers.

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>just passing through

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Here’s another good one

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Depends on the broker. If you open a TFSA with Questrade, depending on what level you have unlocked you can write iron condors, vertical puts, strangles, etc. It depends on how much you have in your account. Default is level 1 and 2. $5000 in your account gets you level 3 and $25000 gets you level 4.