/smg/ - Spooky Market General

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Should the markets go up if they confirm that SC justice on Monday?

i cant help but look at the convos on yahoo when i look at the chart
can someone explain to me what the tim schizo posting is all about? I've been confused since August

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Since Trump is going to win now due to Hunter Biden being a crackhead pedophile and dead brother wife fucker, what should I buy on monday?

Yahoo convos is how i make all my picks

>gamestop short seller algorithm, 2020, colorized

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Property

I'm sitting on cash, considering ETFs finally, should I DCA in into that shit or just flash invest most of what I own.
Also looking for a dip if not a corona crash before that

First for fuck Miko posters!

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For the retards that still think covid positive is actual cases of infection:

Most tests set the limit at 40, a few at 37. This means that you are positive for the coronavirus if the test process required up to 40 cycles, or 37, to detect the virus.

Tests with thresholds so high may detect not just live virus but also genetic fragments, leftovers from infection that pose no particular risk — akin to finding a hair in a room long after a person has left, Dr. Mina said.

Any test with a cycle threshold above 35 is too sensitive, agreed Juliet Morrison, a virologist at the University of California, Riverside. “I’m shocked that people would think that 40 could represent a positive,” she said.

A more reasonable cutoff would be 30 to 35, she added. Dr. Mina said he would set the figure at 30, or even less. Those changes would mean the amount of genetic material in a patient’s sample would have to be 100-fold to 1,000-fold that of the current standard for the test to return a positive result — at least, one worth acting on.

“It’s just kind of mind-blowing to me that people are not recording the C.T. values from all these tests, that they’re just returning a positive or a negative,” one virologist said.


“It’s just kind of mind-blowing to me that people are not recording the C.T. values from all these tests, that they’re just returning a positive or a negative,” one virologist said.Erin Schaff/The New York Times


The Food and Drug Administration said in an emailed statement that it does not specify the cycle threshold ranges used to determine who is positive, and that “commercial manufacturers and laboratories set their own.”

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Miko-chi miko-chi!!!
Miko-chi miko-chi!!!
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I'd buy maybe 25% before the election then DCA into VOO

>Since Trump is going to win now
>due to Hunter Biden being a crackhead pedophile and dead brother wife fucker, what should I buy on monday?
I don't see how those two are related. Trump partisans were voting for him anyways, Biden partisans have convinced themselves the tapes are fake because "muh russia", and independents see two senile septuagenarians with wacky families (they might break Trump for tax reasons). I'm 60/40 on Biden winning and I don't think the new tapes change the odds. They're funny as fuck though.

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Cannabro here. Cannastocks.
>IIPR
>GTBIF
>CURLF
>TCNNF
>PLNHF
>FLOOF

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He posted good earnings recently. This is debatable but the end of the COVID-19 shat is near. So now that the worst is behind Him well, the profits will pour right on in. The fat divvy is safe and still well fed. The debt is getting knocked down as well.

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Korone is a fat chink

Best Cannabis ETF seems to be MSOS.
No one is talking about Trumps lawyer diddling himself on national released film.

Why the fuck do you still have stocks in AMC instead of putting them in GME.
WHAT THE FUCK user.

DCA is a meme for people who try to time the market pretending not to time the market.

Just invest what you have and get it over with. At most buy 50% on Monday and 50% after election day.

DCA makes sense when you have a certain cash flow and put 500 dollars a month into SPY. Now that is proper DCA.

Loads of people already voted before the whole video thing came out. That's the biggest reason the republicans are trying to limit the mail in voting; they know they're fucked this time.

That's not Miko
Buy GME

Because anyone who actually subjected themselves to watching the new shitty Borat could see what actually happened
>cute 24 year old reporter flirts with Guiliani
>they end up drinking in a bedroom while she grabs his leg
>he sticks his hands down his pants
>borat runs in and screams that she's 15 (which is a lie but whatever, her character is 15)
It's literally an entire feast of nothingburgers, and having watched the whole thing I can say all Sasha Cohen did was act like a huge cunt to everyone he ran into to try making them look bad. And pretty much all of them were just polite and confused.

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I want Trump to win so I don't have to listen to lectures about "muh white people got owned" and "we beath hitler, love trumps hate" for the next 4 years.
Also, it will make most of my stocks boom upwards.

No

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If Democrats win I'll be shocked. Nobody shows up to Bidens rallies, Biden sounds like a fucking disingenuous retard everytime he opens his mouth, and every policy he pushes hurts the american citizens. The only people who benefit from a Biden presidency are illegals and minorities.

Is that your waifu?

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I’ve been milking T covered calls for months now.

>That's the biggest reason the republicans are trying to limit the mail in voting
You mean because Democrats are launching lawsuits to try to have ballots that "show up" two weeks late with mismatched signatures counted?

The media will keep banging the reeeee whitey drum regardless of who wins. The funny part is how many articles I've seen lately where Jews have to explain, "no, we said hate WHITE PEOPLE, not Jews! Oy very!"

I timed the hell outta DIS,SWTSX and Viacom and I'm proud of it.. I waited on the epic day in march and watched the tickers drop like a rock. Then I struck like mad. Now I get to laugh with glee as people pay 125+ for DIS.

I disagree. If you dca responsibly and don't throw half your stack in one day and the other half the next, it can work. DCA is the only reason I was able to exit my TACO position with a profit.

actually the more i look into it im getting even more bullish on GME still

from the looks of wallst bets and stockwitz etc

it doesnt look like its gonna slow down

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Why are Koreans so ugly? They literally look like grasshoppers trying to look human.

No. That's my waifu

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lol

wont matter if your calls expire, fix your account first

based trips of truth. Honestly I never thought about it like that but I think you nailed it. Creepy

a little bit jelly of them?
i am personally

i cant do anything shit company you can look it up they do not have a call department at robinhood

also when they expire they just give you their value which is good but the theta decay might hit me

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Im Not saying timing the market is bad. I'm just saying it's not something a normal pleb should attempt when buying SPY.

Unless there is a real certain event coming up or markets are comically inflated or cheap.
It can be good, but it can also backfire if prices rise.

unironically call a lawyer retard

Thanks, I was enough of a retard not to start investing as first thing when I got a stable job and DCA and that's what I'll do from now on.
It's fucking hard to cope but now I need to get something done with the cash I stockpiled, and this newfound FOMO is not helping doing a rational decision.
Thanks for reading my blogpost

EARNINGS FOR RKT ON THE 10TH OF NEXT MONTH STRAP IN

Cuz you look at tranny niggers all the time.

should i? what are they gonna do

a lawsuit takes fucking forever to actually go to the court especially during covid youre probably would never get anywhere

the only way i would be angry enough to do that is if i missed a squeeze like badly

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Tell my why I shouldn't put $500 a month into Tqqq for the next 10 years

You know, options were invented as a way to hedge against moving into large positions. Dump it all into your picks at once and buy some puts.

have it on notarized record that your account was locked, that you intended to sell your calls, and that Robinhood won't answer your emails

then if the stock pops you sue the absolute fucking shit out of Robinhood for the value it those calls at peak

thoughts on AMD earnings coming up on tues?

Coomers, after the eventful squeeze, check out Nokia. They’ve turned themselves into a top 5g company and got hired by NASA to put internet on the moon.
That’s my next pick. Similar to GME in the soon to be shift in investor sentiment.

Because those tickers have terrible value long term.

ok lol

maybe i will

im a lazy fuck but maybe if i have enough energy and willpower within the next couple weeks i will unironically do what u said and see what they say

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But you've underperformed TQQQ over the last 10 years, haven't you?

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>The dream is to get up to 300K invested, then quit my 45K a year job
I think you're missing a few steps in between user. What's your strategy for actually making income off of that?
>t. an user who had 300K earlier this year

My guesses for:
>Winners
Hasbro
Pfizer
3M
Sherwin Williams
AMD
UPS
InBev
Amazon

>Losers
Alphabet
Boyd
jetBlue
Six Flags
Ford
Exxon

Just buy 30% QQQ, 40% SPY and dump the rest into China Tech ETF and some picks you like. Maybe something Euro to mix it up.

Just keep buying after that. Every month you keep buying and buying. No matter what.

Boring as fuck but that's investing without thinking too much.

Do it now or next week, you want it on record that you believed a squeeze was happening before it actually happens, or else the court is gonna say "you couldn't have known"