Burger here. how the fuck do I withdraw???

burger here. how the fuck do I withdraw???

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Take your penis out and nut on her tummy

presumably you plan on paying taxes, if there is a pair on coinbase then just sell there, if there is no pair on cbp then liquidate a DEX aggregators or uniswap into your preferred stablecoin or just go straight to USDC, if you want to hit other stablecoins first for less slippage then use curve to turn them into USDC, then straight to cbp and convert to USD, w'allah, you've cashed out

how the fuck do I avoid paying taxes on crypto?

im not telling you that because i am a good goy and plan on paying my taxes

taxes support basic things like infrastructure, regulation, and maintenance of the social order. we have tacitly consented to the legitimacy of the government in extracting taxes; do you really want to violate this?

>he thinks he can cash out

don't withdraw

the answer though is localbitcoins. make an acct, find a buyer, you can get cash for btc. Make sure to meet them in a public place like a starbucks

i just want all the money that i make. others didn't take the time or make the effort to make this money so they shouldn't benefit from it.

You don't.

You don't.

buy things with crypto. you can buy a computer on newegg with crypto. why should i pay taxes on crypto? no one is asking me how much gold (2.3lbs) i have or how much gold i sold these past six months.

This isn't funny guys. Why the fuck are they taxing me for turning a currency into a different currency? this is fucked

That's how it works for everything else in finance. Are you 12? Did you honestly believe there are magic moneymaking machines sitting around that no one's regulating?

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>do you own crypto?
no
>we think you own crypto
prove it

Baste

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that's not what taxes do, they curb inflation, it's like interest on your income, those dollars are debt anyway

That's not really what my taxes go to, I never consented to this welfare bullshit but they're basically extorting me into paying for bitches' college degrees at the expense of my own life

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henlo, thank you for your question. There is no withdraw and we dont plan to implement this function in the nearby future. Thank you for playing. Regards, Muhamad - pyramid scheme front desk office

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someone post the wojak at the ATM
you know the one

>I never consented

I can tell you're a bitch nigger

Can I cash out without using Coinbase? I just got fired and need my funds but I misplaced my seed phrase. My crypto is currently in Metamask and I do have my seed phrase for that wallet.

you are a mess and deserve to be poor

if you don't have access to the wallet you've goofed and it's all gone bruther, otherwise if you can still log in with your pass you can get the seed phrase out of metamask in the settings

you literally cant cash out

federal income taxes go purely to pay the bullshit interest on our bullshit debt-based currency. in other words, it’s just given to banks for doing nothing. watch "Freedom to Fascism". im not against taxes in principle but this is a straight up scam and our current system favors people who skirt the system.

What do you mean? You just convert your BTC to USD and transfer your USD to your bank account. How do you not know that?

good goy, pay your taxes so that Laquisha can have 6 children and living off child support.

That's such a minuscule part of it. It's more like pay your taxes to help fund the military industrial complex.

I'm willing to pay up to 750$

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