If I hypothetically got a girl pregnant and she hypothetically refuses to get an abortion... what are my options? I’m 23 and poor and can’t afford to have a kid right now
If I hypothetically got a girl pregnant and she hypothetically refuses to get an abortion... what are my options...
wear a rubber next time retard
Falcon punch, it's the only way bro.
Only option is a warm bath, gin & a coat hanger.
Unlucky user
step up
You have no option it's her choice. Have fun paying child support for a kid you rarely even see for the rest of your life. Wear a condom next time
At least pray its a boy
this, hypothetically
>what are my options?
What a LINKchad would do
The kid can't afford not having a dad even more user. Imagine if it were you.
You either man up or pay child support for 18 years.
In real life, you could walk away or support her in any amount you chose
In this feminist simulation we live in, youll have to convince her youre doing good enough being a father otherwise she'll dump you even if you wanted to be there and take her child support paycheck
Dudes not gonna have a next time with this baby anchor, hypothetically
this is why being a man in this femtopia is terrifying.
Never consider an abortion, it's an abomination to the miracle of life.
Best bet at this point is to play it cool for now, get some cocaine and start lacing her diet with it after the baby is born. She'll be addicted, unrational, and then you plant an entire kilo in her car and call the cops. Claim custody and move away with the child to a rural community to raise it right.
I also forgot to mention my parents are very conservative and will be devastated
A staircase.
I don't have this issue with my gf (male)
give her cinnamon tea
life in prison, if you are white.
>tfw 23 and rich
>would like to have kids with a nice girl
>can't get women to look at me
fbm
get out of the country
>a frogposting Zig Forumstard claiming he fucks
Lol nice bait
inherited money? or linky stinky?
its a meme faggot shell still just use you and leave you for a paycheck
Based?
BUT THATS THE PROBLEM RETARD HE CANT DO IT
Why don't you Indians just fucking die? Don't you understand it's better this way?
Leave the bitch, this isn't communism where they force you into having a family. Kill the baby. Ditch the idiot pulling you down.
>baby becomes a crackhead through breastmilk
good idea lmao
wow user
Oh my fucking God 4channers are so naive and stupid. God I fucking hate Americans as much as I hate gypsies.
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Not hard to convince her to use formula.
kill the baby makes you inhumane. Not everyone is a jew like you
At least is trying to hurt the person hurting him, not saying hes right or wrong, unlike you whose literal satan on earth baby stomper for your own offspring. What the fuck
fukken saved
big linkie
Hypothetically user you could always track down some very neat infographics that circle around Zig Forums from time to time that inform you how to make a miscarriage tea with simple ingredients. If your S.O. would to hypothetically drink this tea over a constant period over some weeks the pregnancy would of course miscarriage (hypothetically of course). I’d only advise doing this glitch in a trusted Minecraft server.
oh man i will never forgive myself for choosing not buying into LINK when it was @0.18 USD
what did you do with the money so far? what are you planning to do?
i can't even imagine how it would feel like to finally make it.
order mifepristone from an indian pharmacy in such a way that it can't be traced to your bank account. figure out a way to force feed it to her.