/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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>Mutual Funds
>Index Funds
>Target Retirement Date Funds
>Dividends
>Bonds
>Short-Term Reserves
>Dollar Cost Averaging
>Buy And Hold
>Diversification
>Rebalancing
>Risk Management
>Hedging
>Covered Calls
>Protective Puts

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If singles GME to 20 EOM

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Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you shills runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "TQQQ" this, "stock markets gonna fail" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a tranny
(WHAT?)
A /bear/fag
(WHAT?)
A chink
(WHAT?)
A pajeet
(WHAT?)
A smooth brain
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna endorse Powell
(WHAT?)
Send all you baitin' sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO


THE STONE COLD SAYS TO BUY GME

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OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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That whole surface tablet story made even more people short GME. Then they clarify that it is a revenue sharing deal, screwing over the shorters even more.
GME is a chad stock. It doesn't beat its enemies.
It breaks them.

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i just want to bend that bratty blonde anime chick over a table and fuck her ass till she comes, is that so wrong?

what does "HEEM" mean O_O

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2021 is the year that Canada takes off. We're going to be a world power, lads. I believe.

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Heem sleepy

Buy oil
>B-BUT MUH SUPPLY AND DEMAND NO ONE USES OIL ANYMORE
Wrong every business uses oil

Satoko is for gentle tender loving as a younger sister, not lewding!

i really want to know why the fuck GME and/or MSFT worded that announcement like that
a single sentence hidden in a pile of Microsoft 365 shit

it's almost like GME purposely wants to keep the stock price low for as long as possible
or maybe GME didnt even want to announce that shit and that was all MSFT's wording

I heard you like "worming".
Do you like to be the receiver or the giver?

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gme $20 for gamers

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i want her to smugly act superior to me and yell at me about how wrong i am about something until i get frustrated enough to pin her down as she struggles, until she inevitably loves it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAA

gme $200 for gamers. my sell limit order is still waiting.

>futures

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>I should invest in a non-hedged CAD ETF equivalent instead.
what does that achieve? are you still paying forex fees in the fund? if you are heavy in candian real estate, i would look at the Smith Manoeuvre
>an i make money by some company paying me to trade
you could. but you would have to prove yourself. yes you building a 6 or 7 figure portfolio from a few thousand would be impressive. But as a rookie on a hedge fund team, it might not matter that much. If you want to trade in a hedge fund, they want to see if you connections, previous experience in the industry, success building clients wealth, maybe some certs. This is what would build a portfolio in the finance industry. Maybe the hedge fund sector is different but as a rookie you might just get tasked with data analysis of companies or client relations or data entry until you earn your chops.

China can't even fight a fucking border dispute with India without India getting the upperhand instantly.. INDIA, they won't do shit to Taiwan militairly. They will however do a "Hong Kong" and simply wait it out because it's so easy for them to corrupt countries from the inside and they won't have to worry about things changing politically on the domestic front, because they're not a democratic country that can go from being on one side of the political spectrum to the complete opposite side of the political spectrum in a matter of only fucking 4 years

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CIRCUIT BREAKERS RUN FOR THE HILLS

Based.

thank you Trudeau
somehow i was eligible for CERB as a student even though i only lost my part time job

All that money has more than tripled by now, and im going to graduate debt free from my dumbass mistake of getting into pharmacy school

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NEE splits tommorow

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Bullish for GME?

Nope. Walmart took most of GameStop’s market share.

why are futures down? any news or just random noise that will eventually be reversed over the course of the night?

Pharmacy? You'll be set.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
holding off plans for buy on open

what O_O so many unknown words

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN THE FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED FOR GOD'S SAKE WAHT IS HAPPENING

May jump back on the ABEO ride if it dips down again to 1.26.

you guys are so cringe caring about futures

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imagine not trading futures on sunday kek

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IT'S FUGIN OVER MAN RUN FOR YOUR LIVE

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>what O_O so many unknown words
Worming is when you lick your partner's eyeball.
I heard you're into that.
I was asking if you enjoyed licking eyeballs or preferred to have your own eyeballs licked?

i dont even know how to do that. if i did i wouldnt care, the real money is m-f 930-4

Neat. Will it go -1%, maybe -2%?

So I saw a very petite tranny at Kroger just now. I honestly considered talking to her, but got cold feet. Wouldn't mind checking out the boipucci. I have 2 questions. Does that make me gay, and am I gonna make it. Mind you the tranny was very feminine.

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everything is bullish for GME
I just farted, it's bullish for GME

>futes rippen downwards
>GME bros still comfy
What will it be tomorrow, +5% on no news, or +30% on a press release?

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>you guys are so cringe caring about futures
This.
I can only trade the real market hours, and I hardly recall futures ever really giving all that much insight into market open, which itself can contain a full, epic reversal between a red day and a green day.

>Does that make me gay
yes

holy crap imagine not knowing how to trade futures but thinking you know how make money with market O_O

eye balls tasty

>tfw miHoYo isn't publicly traded
This isn't fair

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> am I gonna make it

No

Do they just keep all the niggers on the lower deck or something? Based Startrek.

Just going to put this here as a reminder

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Thanks guys

It was artificially pinned under 15 Friday. It might pop tomorrow.

I hate faggots and trannies

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Woaw woaw wtf are we open already??

>FUTURES RED FUTURES RED

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never reply to me again freak

>does this make me gay
yes
>am i gonna make it
no

Yeah let me bag hold from 2001 to 2015 to break even

Sounds ducking amazing you retard

screw you literal retard

so people who buy now are going to have to wait 15 years for NQ to recover one this crashes

What are prime stocks for when Biden wins?

Thoughts on rkt

fuck chink developed games and fuck you for promoting them

How did you know it was a tranny?

Oh fuck it's the winter time change..

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>The CHADDAQ
>Literally a 10-bagger
Based and redpilled.

>eye balls tasty
Very informative.
I hope you get a +20% at open. GL, bb grl.

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Anyone start swing trading BTC on Robinhood just cuz they're bored? Already made around $100 this weekend just buying low selling high.

>casually buys a 10x while everyone makes fun of him

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