What's the easiest way to off myself? How can people be so rich and I am so poor. I can't deal anymore...

What's the easiest way to off myself? How can people be so rich and I am so poor. I can't deal anymore. been in crypto for 5 years, and I still have no more than $30k. Missed everything from btc, to eth, to link. Someone tell me the easiest way to off, pls.

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Roof of skyscraper. Just run and jump, pussy.

easiest and fastest would probably just be shotty to the head

What is it with this board and suicidal anons, i've seen like at least 5 threads on suicide.

Just buy more LINK

you fucking retard, how many times do we need to say that YOU DID NOT MISS LINK
JUST
FUCKING
BUY
(and never sell)

LINK has already pumped, retard

Why do you keep lurking these threads, is the real question.

It attracts losers who have nothing to live for that want to get rich, but aren't smart enough to figure out how. Then their dreams are inevitably crushed because they gambled away their money and the last bit of hope they had left is extinguished.

Shotgun to the head, jump in front on a train/subway, helium, or drive into a tree at 100mph

$300k is a lot of money, why would you off yourself? be thankful for what you have

just stay in link, sergey solved oracle's problems, and it will be the next crypto to hit 20k, even ahead of btc.

Massive buy signal.

read it wrong. $30k is still enough, and LINK is probably undervalued right now.

Buy a motorcycle, crash into something. Go do some cool shit because you're suicidal and if you die exploring some fucking awesome mountains oh well.

Don't become a statistic, OP.

Put it all in a meme coin like PNK, if you are suicidal anyway there is nothing to lose.

You should be the one to kys
OP buy OCEAN

OP you dumb motherfucker. That 30k will be worth millions in 5 years no matter what you buy that's popular now.

Also: death by lambo

There are guaranteed 10-50x safe plays right now that you could go all in with and make bank, but you're too fucking scared or stupid or something. How do you not understand the markets yet? Or do you, but you can't control yourself/emotions? What's the problem. Don't worry about what you missed, those pumps are for other people. Look forwards and find the next place to get. 2-5x and then reassess and go from there. You can make a million from 30k no trouble.

Buy Lition and you will get what says.

Alternately buy 2 BTC and enjoy your 200k eoy 2021.

>30k is a lot

#justmexicanposts

Committing suicide is like selling during the dip.

$30K gets you almost 200K LITION.

Or 100K LITION and some LINK & ETH.

Don't take the easy path. Make your death a story that'll be told through generations.

the only good reply

Convert that 30k to bitcoin now faggot. Stop buying uniswap scams, get one last wagie job unless you have already and DCA single spare unit of fiat from now for at least the next year. By which point we will be approaching later stages of the bull.

RIP Killdozer.

I mean, if you're going to off yourself anyways. Mind sending me your 30k?
Also, get a medical mask, hose, helium tank, and straps from amazon. No pain.

I'm in the same boat. Just be sure to take a few niggers and kikes with you.

>How can people be so rich and I am so poor
>HURR DURR MUH VALUE AS A REAL HUMAN BEAN IS BASED ON MY POSSESSIONS.

I know this is shitposting but nigga, get some friends and when I mean friends, not just people you interact with in your work or in the streets you meet everyday but REAL friends, the kind of people you hang out and chill with. Man's worth is not based on the amount of possessions you have but on your character and outlook.

>And He said to them, “Take heed and beware of covetousness, for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of the things he possesses.”
--Luke 12:15

Also stop being suckered into get rich schemes. Get a job, get a steady source of income and stop living beyond your means and getting into debt. Stop buying the latest iShit phones and stop having the consoooomer mindset. It's gonna make you more fulfilled in life.

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>It attracts losers who have nothing to live for that want to get rich, but aren't smart enough to figure out how. Then their dreams are inevitably crushed because they gambled away their money and the last bit of hope they had left is extinguished.
Yep that's me

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