/smg/ - Sailor Market General

shorting market by moon light, making gains by stairlight we are the one they call /smg/ edition!

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Ahhh, that’s the stuff.

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24a if you're not subhuman

How long are you going to larp for?

55G(Monster Energy Zero Ultra)

gamestop is AMD 2.0 prove me wrong

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i used to be a pro choice libertarian,.. i chose life now ever time...

Why are you linking this user? Having a mental breakdown over lost love again?

you underrstand semiconductors... texas instruments is pulling the index down.

its ferris bulers day off, and your literally a loser for not watching.

2-4-none
I dont like coffee

Dubs decides the price of GME by EOW

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Now you're just reaching peak euphoria. Time to sell.

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holy shit my auto function from google is spitting hebrew.... i guess the ai thinks im officially a kike.

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I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A NIGGERMONKEY
PLEASE HELP ME, BOYOS. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I DON'T WANNA TURN INTO A NIGGERMONKEY
I CAN FUCKING HEAR MYSELF CHEWING!!! I CAN FUCKING HEAR THE CHEWING!!!!!

>This message has been brought to you by SSO: the optimal leverage for long-term holding

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youtube.com/watch?v=RWUQOyEN_Qw

i believe in people who trust inspiration and divinity... lies can be proven false, but what we can always do is change ourselves... that's why im voting for trump and why i became a jew.... i was raised roman catholic... the pontif wants faggots to be married in the churches decree,,, woman can become ministers... this wasn't the church i learned... and im changing my church because of all the pedophelia and other bullshit that isn't true.

tell me what to buy bros. i wanna be rich

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Always keep a few party hats in your wallet followed by an extra $50 to buy Plan B at your nearest drug store.. Hey, bitches lie and personally I'd rather blow 50 for the Plan B than fork out a shat load of green over 18 years... For those who don't know; Plan B is a high dose of the pill, get the bitch to take it the day after you nut inside her to prevent problems for you for 18 years. Anything past 3 days,well the effectiveness is gone. Better morally as well cause then you don't gotta grapple with the whole abortion/adoption question.

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GME
SPAQ
Aston Martin

24C

43A

Sub 15 hopefully I wanna load up

Should I sell my WKHS and NAK for GME?

i saw your reply to me in the other bread
>tfw no jenifer connely gf
yup. based
1,000 dollhairs

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hold NAK, sell WKHS for GME

>1,000 dollhairs
CHECKED

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checked

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WEW

gme finna make it my niggaz!

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Nice

Checked, guess we'll be forced to go green

6.87

recently showed my therapist my erect penis through my shorts a couple times, caught her staring at it a couple times

cover your shorts

how do you have a basket of soap eggs like meow... i dunno... what's the egg basket for fertility? when i cum on my back shit shoots upp five fucking feet... i can knock up my gookfu.... i prefer to call her gookfu because she's a fucking korean and i embrace race... i love the poor boys...

thehill.com/homenews/522387-people-embrace-rebranding-of-proud-boys-to-poor-boys-after-biden-misspeaks

i uhh i love love... my favorite love song of all time must be...

youtube.com/watch?v=JgtJ-sFzWww

NAK may pop off within the next month, all we know is the USACE gives their final decision in Fall. It will definitely spike if Trump wins the election, and it's easily going to $3-5 if the permit is approved. There might be time for another week or two of GME plays but I wouldn't count on it if you want to get in on NAK.

Personally I'm doing both, offloading some ET I was wheeling for a small profit because the coomers finally won me over and I need the freed capital.

I figure GME is going to do the usual crab until a late week popoff thing, but given the price instability we're seeing around $15, it may pop off sooner than that. I'm just gunna load up on calls first thing and see how it pans out.

anyone ever bought a married put? I have a couple stocks with retarded valuations, still don't wanna sell them because they're solid companies, maybe I should buy puts just in case?

23b 23a are the only acceptable answers

a worrld with out ending.... you understand these people are praying for us every fucking day... i can't be happier know i'm the chosen one.

you're drunk, those are onions.

no i'm blessed... no mater what i do... the son of the father is on my side.

im might buy some puts to hedge through earnings for GME
i just dont know if it will be worth it with the IV, it'll be like paying a 10% loss already

maybe trimming your profits is the right way to go if you personally think their valuation is too high already

bring all souls to heaven... especially those who need the most mercy.... can you even comprrehend what they're praying for... they're praying for everybody... sinners especially need clemancy and if you open your heart to god... you will be happier.

>The way I like my steak makes me a real tough guy

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