I have $2000...

I have $2000. what should I do with the money in order to retire in 5 years or at least have enough where I don't have to wage slave

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Uniswap lottery, but you kinda missed all the good ones at the start of the summer.

Buy 1mm sent

Go to the casino and bet everything on black 9 times.

if it's a fair lottery how do you actually make money?

Sorry to break it to you but if you are an adult and you only have 2000$ you will never make it

id tell you but i get called a pajeet. So now i keep my alpha to myself

Buy a used truck and some landscaping/drywall equipment and start your own business. My illiterate beaner neighbor makes $400k a year.

I'm 23. I have $2000 and a ford fiesta
I was thinking something similar. I'm about to finish a meme degree and I'm staring down a life of wage slaving, its staring to become real. I just want to make as much money as possible and fuck off from muttland before I turn 30

Bet it all on Trump winning. You can 2x or 3x your money in 1 day.