/smg/ - Stock Market General

selling courses edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Let's have a good day bros.

Biden's career ends today

Niggers tongue my anus

Its big red today

Oh my fookin gawd I'm finna cooooooooooOooOoOOOoOooOOoooOOOoommmmmm

Llit where was cvat user Friday when we needed him.

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Diamonpeak Holdings Company is now known as Lordstown Motors Company. The same dude who helped create Workhorse. DPHC RIDE WKHS

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today I'm all in 3x reverse etfs

>premarket

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guess i won’t be looking at my portfolio today....

GME over 15 pre-market
here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLTR bros we are up premarket baby wooo

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>still comfy
>still making /smg/ rage for being in cash
>NO user HOW DARE YOU BE IN CASH!!!111

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TQQQ Marines.... hold steady. This may be rough but we will prevail.

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it has only been 7 minutes with a 1% increase please can we calm down

'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
luv burgers
luv me oil
luv me theaters
luv me airlines
luv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
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Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
USMC 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

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No

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It is going to pump

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Meme stocks will moon today
Normies will fall
It is written and
It shall be

Undoubtedly

Guys sell everything. I just found out that Trump is going to lose the election because of these unsolicited ballots. Biden has won 100% of the dead people vote and we are totally fucked. The time to scale out of positions is over, the only thing we can do is just fucking market sell everything.

WTF is GME’s problem?

Um based????
Also checked

Based life tbqhwyf

red futures
vix +9%

what the fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how do I become a chad like warrior trader?

Trump 110% confirmed is going to win.
t. Knower

>big boy earnings week
dont sell the shake out was last week

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>I just found out that Trump is going to lose the election
we knew this already

wew lad, that milf. Got a name to go with those milkers?

Don't bet against AMERICA, ALL IN BUY THE DIPS
>FAGMAN
>F GE T

CLF CLF CLF

All in $NGGR

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This week is it. Many fortunes will be made after this. The VIX will stabilize after this week and it will be 4 years of steady gains. I'm cooming just thinking about it.

Jesus...

Ole 'Buy the Top' Jim Cramer is at it again.

wirecard bros ww@

i should’ve listened to the CLF shill

how can they have a sign that says welcome niggers, and at the same time have a sign that says niggers not welcome?

CLF CLF CLF CLF CLF

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It's down right now retard

why would you pay for this shit

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Lol I did, feels good bro

Lesson 1 is on fleecing morons

I hope HPR makes a massive correction on earnings so I can flip 500 shares at $0.15 to $1 at the very least

Load the dippies

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Young wealthy kids mostly.
He mostly preys on uneducated children looking to get rich.
What a piece of shit.

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People pay for that nonsense?

Don't reply to the REFR/KTOV/HTBX/CLF shill.

Market manipulation to keep it under or at $15 as long as possible.
Watch this morning as it shatters that barrier.

You would probably learn more just be investing and playing with that 900

10 minutes til coom

Is the guy in op pic legit? Can I just follow his vids in real time and make money, or what?

The trick is to teach your kids to invest by using fake accounts.
Have a kid do that for his entire highschool/middle school and you'll have a little investment wizard on your hands for when you give him real cash.

Lesson 1

It's sad that kids don't watch as much TV anymore so they never got bombarded with get rich quick schemes and never learned that absolutely none of them work.

Why did it gap down?

>jews
>even once

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Ed, Edd n Eddy prepared me well for life.

it’s over bros

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE?

I think you got me confused with someone else

I'm strictly all in CLF options

$CLF

>option volume was 3X normal on Friday with 76,622 contracts. Call volume was 91% and put volume was 9%.

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>futures

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Ed Edd n Eddy formed every man on Zig Forums

People pay $60000 to get a piece of paper that says they’re a business master

Please don’t dump GME :(

It was over a decade ago. GME is a dead business model

Because you're mid 40 with an ex wife and just noticed that wagecucking for 50 years isn't quite what you wanted your life to be. The Warrior Starter course also comes with THEE popular and absolutely uniQUE trading platform Metatrader 4 and an elementary school math course and a crash course in Trendfinding™.

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I think someone posted a pic yesterday of him losing 1 million on WWR. Someone was saying they just go all in and hope for the best. If you wanna do that, you can just go to wsb. I would personally never listen to someone on Youtube telling you what to buy. What works for them doesn't mean it'll work for you.

Dumb people and there's apparently 5k+ of them, which means the warrior trading dude makes millions monthly. Easy money

There's not going to be any fuck head, we've known this since September

CHECKED
Boomers don't care about your intellect.
They don't care about who you are, or what you are capable of.
But that piece of fucken paper determines everything. You don't even need to know anything from it.

FUTES RECOVERING BUY IMMEDIATELY AT OPEN!!!!

Ed Edd n Eddy and King of the Hill were two based cartoons

If CLF goes to 20 there will be no KOTH reboot like Futurama had

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Up Nancy Pile-o-shit's crusty cunt.

5 MINUTES UNTIL COOM

Pray with me pham

>stonks only go up
>stonks only go up
>stonks only go up

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It's a one off payment right?
Who the fuck would pay 1000 a month?

i cant watch the market for the next 2 hours

dont dump GME ok??

Yea I buy all my games from Walmart. I hopped on the GME pump and dump and made 60% tho. It’s not a value stock but it did it’s job

what dips are we buying, lads?

Checked
People pay 60k for piece of paper that says they are a artist too.

>What works for them doesn't mean it'll work for you.
But he live streams his trading right? I can just copy his positions in real time.

$AAWW
They're going to kill earnings next week

How the fuck am I getting sick? I barely go anywhere and everyone is wearing masks.

I have GME calls expiring Friday I’m about to shit myself

>CLF only goes up
>CLF only goes up
>CLF only goes up

Say it with me senpaitachi

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2 MINUTES BEFORE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT BET AGAINST AMERICA

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I hope you don't lose too much user

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Think the big boys are about to exit GME
>Source: dude trust me

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You have been visited by the boomer of steady dividend gains. To receive steady dividend gains, you must reply, "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW" to this post.

SPXL

>donald trump's fault bro

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Because masks don't work goy.

I'm going to short GME with put butterflys today. Seems like it has run out of steam.

OOOOOOOOOOO

GIVE ME ANOTHER FRIDAY CLF

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Its not gonna be live. There will always be some sort of stream delay and when playing with pnds, that 1 second can make the difference between coming out with a profit, or being completely bogged. Pic related is a pnd I was watching last week that dumped hard.

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Let us pray
>Grant to us all good things needful for this body and life and profitable for our salvation, and keep from us all things harmful, that sustained in time of want and guarded in time of prosperity, we may endure to the day of our Lord’s coming and be judged worthy of eternal life; through Jesus Christ, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forevermore. Amen.

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