I will probably have a criminal record soon. (assault/battery) How fucked is my life?

>layer

Kek, what do you want him to do, bring some matzoh ball soup to court with him? Spin a dreide during sentencing?

if you mean waging sometimes you're only asked to declare felonies, or things within the last few years.
Also, theft type things are way more harmful to your chances than assault

haha yea what do you want the jew to do? Fuck a 3 year old bride? Suck a newborns penis after cutting it?

Proportionate force, user. You don't get to 'fuck people up' because you catch them stealing.

how do you know what you stole wont cost the other man his life
>be me
>farmer
>crop done
>someone took it
>die

Use your accelerated rehab. Go to anger management and start talking to a counselor now so that you can show you're actively trying to be a good goy. You should probably retain a lawyer. At least have one review your case. You might be able to get your reduced and hopefully dropped if you complete whatever the court orders you to complete and spend some time on probation. Do everything you can to avoid a record and be especially careful to not get court diagnosed with a mental or emotional disorder.

prevents you from being a wageslave
so basically a blessing in disguise
being a wageslave is the worst punishment imaginable for a human being

Stop cock-teasing me bitch. Tell us what happened or gtfo

yes, the majority of assaults end with someone dead.

how fucking retarded are you? And ironic you call someone "weak" because they don't feel the need to respond to any threat with deadly force.

Why the fuck not? Thieves are frequently armed. You have the right to protect your property, and (in the event he was armed [yes, I realize it's an if]) you can kick the absolute living shit out of him. I'm a burger so doesn't apply everywhere, but proportionate force can oftentimes favor the aggressor if it does not subdue him on the first strike. That's where it gets dangerous because again - they are armed at a much higher rate than the average person and are more likely to attempt to harm you. Burgerland can be a meme sometimes, but god damn I love personal protection rights.

if you're worried about job prospects you try and develop a skill where your portfolio of work gets you hired rather than the usually wagie resume boxes being checked. idk what field you're in but its not really the end of the world either way

Fuck proportionate force. Thieves are not only gonna steal your shit, but are going to fuckin kill you in the process if you catch them in the act. You've got every right to fuck them up if they're trying to steal everything you've worked hard for, unless you live in commiefornia or you're a eurocuck. In that case, you might as well bend over and let them fuck you in the ass while they steal your shit.

Move out of the state and your record will look clean. The more rural the better.

not at all

reject morality
we used to be gorillas

Just go full crypto and who cares?

Plenty of jobs going.

Remember to put it into privacy coins like XMR / LOKI etc.

Op is a faggot

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peepee goes in veevee

ask me how i know you're dutch

Get your cdl.
Most of them are russian Somalian or ex felons

Why did you assault a battery user?

You should have beat the crap out of the neighbour too.