/smg/ Stock Market General - Laugh at GME edition

Dumbass GME idiots
>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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zerohedge.com/geopolitical/world-reports-record-jump-covid-19-cases-outbreak-explodes-across-europe-midwest-live
fox4kc.com/news/some-kc-area-hospitals-forced-to-turn-away-ambulances-as-covid-19-hospitalizations-climb/
bismarcktribune.com/news/local/health/new-records-set-in-3-coronavirus-categories-in-north-dakota-hospital-leader-discusses-capacity/article_c4030272-8e69-5cfc-93ca-822c3684190a.html
bbc.com/news/health-54622059
bbc.com/news/health-54296223
advisory.com/daily-briefing/2020/04/17/organ-damage
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8847307/Students-sense-smell-taste-returned-seven-months-later-having-Covid-19.html
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8427625/As-half-coronavirus-patients-NO-symptoms-silently-suffer-lung-damage.html
bbc.com/news/uk-53026903
scientificamerican.com/article/covid-19-can-wreck-your-heart-even-if-you-havent-had-any-symptoms/
dw.com/en/coronavirus-brain-damage/a-54111054
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/testicular-inflammation-identified-as-coronavirus-symptom-by-us-researchers-c-1283074
youtu.be/NJW_av0PQXM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

fuck u

I got my money from GME's short squeeze in the morning

I cant stop laughing at you GME morons.

>ywn be this based

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zoom out coomers

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>He thought a dead company like GME would make him rich

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WHY DIDNT I LISTEN

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circuit breaker today bois? still 4 hours to go

Bought GME calls today

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First for OP chokes on nigger cock

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CUT MY LIFE UP INTO PIECES

GAMESTOOOP IS MY LAST RESORTTTT

SUFFOCATION, ONLY BLEEDING, DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I LOSE MY BANK BLEEDING

>oh yeah dude this downtick is definitely due to the coronavirus uptick
Fucking wew
People get paid to be retarded

>SPY still trying to find support.
Just embrace the void.

Gonna screencap this op and add it to posts that will age hilariously badly

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All this... just to get Trump out of office.

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>posting about your mom getting cucked by a hobo on plebbit
based hobochad

this is all incredibly bullish for GME

good time to buy SAP?

I am turning off my GME filter solely to laugh at these morons now.

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It will.

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This, It's all cyclical.

imagine being a cuck and panic selling

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>imagine being a cuck and selling ever

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/world-reports-record-jump-covid-19-cases-outbreak-explodes-across-europe-midwest-live

>"(US) surpassing the previous record set on July 29"
>"global cases to a new daily record: 468,499"
US + global record in same day
>we are currently at all time high
World wide:
>43,374,933 cases
>1,159,472 deaths
1,159,472 / 43,374,933 = 2.67% death rate
USA:
>8,889,577 cases
>230,510 deaths
230,510 / 8,889,577 = 2.59%

We are already seeing alarming reports across the country - if we do nothing, if we do not get out of denial, hospitals turning people away will be our fate.
fox4kc.com/news/some-kc-area-hospitals-forced-to-turn-away-ambulances-as-covid-19-hospitalizations-climb/
bismarcktribune.com/news/local/health/new-records-set-in-3-coronavirus-categories-in-north-dakota-hospital-leader-discusses-capacity/article_c4030272-8e69-5cfc-93ca-822c3684190a.html

>STOP USING DEATH AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY METRIC.
>THERE ARE MANY, MANY COMPLICATIONS OTHER THAN DEATH, SOME PERMANENT.

bbc.com/news/health-54622059
bbc.com/news/health-54296223

advisory.com/daily-briefing/2020/04/17/organ-damage

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8847307/Students-sense-smell-taste-returned-seven-months-later-having-Covid-19.html

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8427625/As-half-coronavirus-patients-NO-symptoms-silently-suffer-lung-damage.html

bbc.com/news/uk-53026903

scientificamerican.com/article/covid-19-can-wreck-your-heart-even-if-you-havent-had-any-symptoms/

dw.com/en/coronavirus-brain-damage/a-54111054

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/testicular-inflammation-identified-as-coronavirus-symptom-by-us-researchers-c-1283074

If you deliberately choose to disregard all of these stories based on their sources, I implore you to research & read for yourself
>google “long covid”
>google “coronavirus lungs heart brain kidneys”

Sorry GME bros I bought at 15 on friday. This is all my fault. plz no bully :'(

Why dont you zoom out to Max then? lmao You know why. Its a dead ass company

Can't wait to hit $30 user.

You ever get that feeling you hit rock bottom?

.... then someone throws you down a pick axe

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I sold a bunch of my GME. I’ll buy back in later

he probably posts here

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I'm an intern analyst at JPM. At lunch with my boss last week, at the place we were at, there was a table of very ominous people next to our table. My boss told me, "Uh oh, if they're here, something is wrong". My boss knew them, and just said hello across the room. 10 minutes later, the people called over my boss, and they whispered in secret for a while. When my boss came back, he looked broken. He told me, "Kid, things are going to get dark and scary very soon". He advise me to get out of the stock market. I think you guys should do the same. Today he told me to go short at market open, which I did. I can provide proof that he told me this, but don't dox me. Guys, this is serious, I would advise you to sell

GME FAGS BTFO HAHAHA HOW THE FUCK WILL THEY EVER RECOOOVER BAAHAHAH TOLD YOU

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Please take down this picture of me. Where is the administrator? I need to speak to someone in command.

>Muh virus
It's just hospitals trying to cash in with the increased reimbursement for coof patients

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Those with iron hands will make it no matter what stock you're holding. Just don't sell.
youtu.be/NJW_av0PQXM

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>google "SARS-1 longterm complications"

Oh boy, I guess we're back to the $9 days of GME again. Its not too late to hop on the train.

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Your tinfoil hat is slipping, careful!

DUMP OVER

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/cgv/ containment has failed I see.