/smg/ - Stock Market General

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition
>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com


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youtube.com/watch?v=ARR51SFcm5Y
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VIX 32..

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GME line go up. $20 inbound. Source these digits

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STOP FUCKING SELLING!

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H8 GME
LUV TRUMP

Simple As

you were told

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Is anyone else loading up on QQQ calls during the dip? Buying some January 2021 QQQ calls rn

My asshole is bleeding red, make it stop

>tfw sqqq
just sold some calls for MONEY and GUARANTEED profits. This is a great feeling.

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Still need the S&P to dump 10% from here to be back to where I sold my index funds.

Will I make it bros?

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how are you fine gentlemen doing today

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>bought the Gamestop dip
>still well above my cost average
>enough cash to buy the next dip

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TERRAIN
PULL UP

dubs and GME recovers tomorrow

A reminder that GME will be at least $25 end of year

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Barett confirmation tonight, wait for the magic “stimulus hope” pump

>UVXY

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for the first time in the 3 months that i've been trading GME I bought at the very top.


$15.21


AND NOW I AM FINACIALLY RUINED

15 SHARES AT 15.21 FFFUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK

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I MAK PLAEN

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I just pulled all my money out of the bank.

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boy i sure do love losing money!

I just wanna FUCK

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Don't mind the election, just buy the dip!

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how much have you lost today bros

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I presumed the crash was due to the new pundit talking point that “IF NO STIMULUS BEFORE ELECTION, IT WONT BE TILL FEB”

GME DOWN 0.001% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIMMMMMM FINAICALLY RUINED

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN WE BE BACK TO EARLY OCTOBER PRICES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHY IS THIS SHIT TANKING

AAAAAAAH

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all in on GME at 15 dollars
not fucking selling

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If you’re ruined by 15 shares, you were already financially ruined user

>15 shares
bruh fuck off

PLEASE
CLAP

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Just wanted to reiterate my prior post:

Dow will go down to about 18,000, just like in March. This is going to be far, far worse. We’re not going to get a stimulus and more businesses will close due to the cold weather. Eviction moratoriums are gone now, too. This is going to be 2008 on steroids.

>tfw sold gme $14p this morning when it was at $14.50
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...

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I have no more money to buy todays dip, payday is on Friday.

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she use to have such great milkers... now her name is brittany floppers or brittany droopers

You guys panic too much

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WHY did everything shit so hard. And I am sorry BLNK bros. I was the original shill and now I feel bad. sitting with 86 shares @ $10 and not happy about it

TERRAIN AHEAD

PULL UP

PULL UP

PULL UP

>KURRWWAAAA

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That's cosmo

Where's the user making Seacats memes? This one right here please

BIG RED DILDOS

Hope that put is cash covered

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What is the best cheapie today? I've got cash

Are we being slowly rugpulled?

Surely SPY can't go much lower

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take your meds schizo

ALERT!! MILK PRICES ARE CRASHING THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!

I bought milk from Walmart today and the milk prices are more than 30% less than they were just yesterday. Is there any end in sight to this madness??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ok now this is epic

gme bros, is now the time to get in or will it dump more? are you worried about a cataclysmic recession?

its fun

INTC

It's honestly even better now

A great day for financials Apu.

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go eat a dick i bought 1000 at 15.71 and i sleep like a fucking baby
digits and 50 eoy

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Nah. Trump wins and everyone has a Merry fucking Christmas.

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Guys i think its a meme

>SELL MILK
>SELL MILK
>SELL MILK
>SELL MILK

>not onions milk

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WTF IS HAPPENING AAAAAAHHHHHH

>gme bros, is now the time to get in or will it dump more? are you worried about a cataclysmic recession?
I should've got out an hour ago... its too late for me now user

That's a man

DRUMPF YOU FUCKING NGIERRE FUVCKB PUMOPT HE MARKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

But who'll buy your planes now?
>this single question btfo's BAfags

Alright should i buy QQQ calls?

this shouldn't be cute but it kinda is

I have 100 $ to waste what sould I invest in ?

Last line of defence on my portfolio finally gave in... you put up a good effort NIO..

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POSSIBLE FREEFALL ALERT
>SUPPORT BROKEN

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cope

>AMD
>NVDA

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S JUST A STUPID ASS FLU GO BACK UP YOU STUPID MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Literally anything in the three indexes. Today is a blood bath.

Sorry no Christmas this year, it will not be allowed to gather for more than 2 people at the time for "safety" reasons.

you should swing SAVA with me if youre a cool guy. It'll go up to $10 im sure. fun gains

I want to hop back into AMD but im too scared

UPRO

youtube.com/watch?v=ARR51SFcm5Y

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Stimulus is not a happening. Not ever. Trump is going to lose (everything looks that way). He and congress will sit on their asses till Jan 20 and do jack shit during that time. The only thing they'll do is pass the govt funding bill to keep the govt open and that's it. After 1/20/21 again no free govt money cause 2021 will be the year of the "cure" and "recovery" so all will/incentive to pass a bill will fade away.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS CRASHING AGAIN
BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP
LMAO

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Why is it crashing now? Is it just the wu flu?

its over

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WE ARE BELOW 50MA
GTFO

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How are PM's doing?

>options in europe
what is this

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It’s a Green Day for me

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Wot iz habbening

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the whole week is the dip.

>But who'll buy your planes now?
>>this single question btfo's BAfags
There's this thing called the U.S. military who buys tons of shit from Boeing.

I fucking hate white women with every bone in my body.

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still salty I didn't hold SNAP

Any live Dow ticker?