/smg/ Stock Market GenerAAAAAAAl

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A reminder that none of this would have happened if Jeb were president.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAASSSSSFUUUUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>100% SQQQ
r8 my portfolio

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Payday
Stoke Market down

Time to put all my pay into stock and live on credit until next month

our boy is doing it

I don't have enough pink wojaks for this

STOCK MARKET IN TURMOIL IN SURPRISE JEB! ELECTION VICTORY

GAMESTOP PURCHASES WALMART, AMAZON – PLANS FOR ESPORTS STADIUM ON MARS

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Why does she pout her stomach forward when walking? Kind of weird

50% SQQQ
50% UVXY

stocks are going to go every day until trump loses election

Fucking based OP

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remember your training coomers

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After earnings this week all in 3x bear etfs

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I'm so fucking poor and lonely bros

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WHAT DIP DO I BUY?!?!?!

Why is line goes down ?

>you wait for a clear channel to define itself
could you give me an example of a TQQQ defining itself and creating favorable conditions for buying calls?
And how far OTM do you buy these calls? Do you usually buy the TQQQ calls which are a couple months away or the ones close to you

>dubs
>calc0oom

Based coomer.

What did kek mean by this?

she is with child

see pic related

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gme

stop ruining my day with your posts you fucking retard

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loridosis. shes trying to stick her ass out

Time to buy more GME

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I am holding strong
I will not falter

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>weekly tqqq puts of strike $125 for tons of money

Thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOL. you got me laughing

Wonder if today is a breakers day.

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FUUUUUUUUU- okay now im really eating ramen for the rest of the year

damn who tf is she

what happened today lol why the swing did people finally read the article about them tracing the rona?

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this drop is pathetic, its not even double digits. december 18th is the day.

Extreme anterior pelvic tilt from taking too many selfies.

>this drop is pathetic, its not even double digits. december 18th is the day.
the day the real drop happens?

Frens
What are the good cheapies?
I bought BA MA TGTX

Should I dump my 100xUVXY or just sell a call?

>GME
OUCH

Oh hey also how does smg like IRBT??

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man hands

STOP. BUYING. SPY. CALLS.

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Yes, its a buy imo. I bought 100 shares

why does she always make that stupid face?

That's a man

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DOW LMOSAT DOWN 1000 DRUMPF YOU FUCKING NGIGERS

Wagecuck on a shitter break... Wtf is happening should I panic sell, buy dips, or just let it ride?

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>market down

>oh great, a day to sleep in thru

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>she

thats an ugly man pretending to be an ugly woman

Question for stock bros: when the markets rise or fall, the media always gives a reason. Like “stocks drop over covid concerns” or “stocks rise over promises of new stimulus deal.” But how does the media know that? How can they assign a thought or feeling to billions of transactions which occurs for thousands of reasons? It seems like tying some kind of narrative to market movements is basically a fairy tale.

>I bought BA
I strongly advise you not to do that.
>what are good cheapies
Gamestop, TSMC, or honestly cash right now.

>up 4% today
>market starts shitting the bed
>now at +-0%

FUCK

OFF

I am so tired of the eternal crab. Fuck Pelosi for not doing stimulus talks, Fuck Trump for constantly shitposting on twitter resulting into everything crashing and fuck this dumb chink virus

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vix 33
nasdaq futures below 11400
bye

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kneepad

ACB inching closer to confirmation
dems losing their shit
just broke through the last possible algorithmic support level to the downside

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How’s everyone doing today?

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do you guys think its not going to continue to go down tomorrow, or the day after, or the day after; until a stimulus bill gets passed.

My fellow Americans and Gamers, I'd like to extend my sincerest gratitude to you all for electing me to the office of President of the United States. I solemnly swear to execute the duties of that office with the determination of Master Chief, the wisdom of Thrall, and the resourcefulness of Nathan Drake. Power to the Players.

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Anyone have a link for the Nancy/Munchin talk today?

it is

Just have the mindset of Ric Flair and the women will come to you

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GAMESTOP!!

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>up 5% at open
>buy more
>down 10%

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A boomer at work told me he saw an article on his website (Facebook) that Amazon was going out of business.

What will happen?

I’m making so much money. I was setup for this since weeks ago. I love the market.

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Hows your gain holding up, i pretty much lost 2 months worth of gains

me closing short now
gonna try longing

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>It seems like tying some kind of narrative to market movements is basically a fairy tale.

you answered your own question

what caused this dip? just volatility before election or some meme news
rundown is required

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Spoilers: the shabbos goy and the jew are gonna jew us

Jeb!