Have sex

>have sex
How?

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just have it

become an outcel

you put the bob in the vagene obviously

couldn't tell you mate haha

put penus in vegana

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1. Eat the meat.
2. Lift heavy thing.
3. Find MILFs on Hinge.

Sinple really.

PUT PEEPA IN VOOGA

ask your mom to teach you

Is it that easy?

place the p0n0s in the vag000 and J... J... JAM IT IN!

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you'll find help at any gay bar

put benis in vagane

based pnk investor

How do i do that?

buy it

Purchase a woman

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Thats illegal in america

Checked.

For those repeating digits, I'll give you a little alpha leak.

>BoringDAO.

Use your "animal incstincts".

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Are you retarded

no

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buncha hookers n cocaine

Many things are illegal in america my dear nigger

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No, but seriously how does one get from talking to a woman to putting my penis in her vagina? Had plenty of girls attracted to me but idk how to do it without being a creep.

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Sex is overrated.

Yesterday I called a girl fat and she asked me out today, try that.

You just have to give her your time, if she likes you she will go out with you any time you ask her, is she doesn't she will make up excuses. Build up the relationship, go out with a group of friends, try to hold her hand, steal a kiss, and one day when you are both alone at home you can wrestle play which will end up in you fucking her, women get horny when there is a lot of contact with a man

Let me go through the process with ya
1st of all you have a skewed and non adjusted mindset and expectations about it because you didnt do it in your teens like everybody else so it will be nothing like it so dont expect it to be it that way
2nd of all you will mate with girl with a bodycount build up since teens. lets say you meet a 22 yo - she has 6yrs plus experience.
once she finds out your virgin she will laugh and says fuck it and may fuck you for the giggles but then will gtfo or ghost you completly without doing it. it will matter nothing for her besides having a story to tell to her female friends two weeks later. 1 year down the road the event will be distinguishable to her she may forget you even.
on the other side you go about into this with very high expectations (of course you spent your life without it completely and now doing it will change how you perceive things and how you think) and you will expect a bond for her. she will probably throw you away. and it will burned by it forever atleast slightly

Unironically yes. Whats your deal user, are you decent looking but just a total social autist or what?

hire an escort with your neetbucks or crypto.
or buy nice shit to wear or show off in a place where milfs and thots hang out.
/thread

cash out 20 linkies and pay a pretty escort girl to make your dreams come true

How do you “steal a kiss”?

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