/smg/ Stock Market General

Crabs always win

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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finally green. fuck you all :) :) bobo chad here ama

i hate fucking money im logging the fuck off of the fucking computer

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dead cat bounce

check em

DYUMPING ABOUT TOPO CONYINUE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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its gonna fucking dump

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There no crash happening.

The last dip going to happen after the election after that stocks will rise

BUY HIGH SELL LOW IS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE

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>Mr Wonderful has something for me
>Start Engine dot com

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When will we get the news on Pelosi?

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H hey... *wheeze* any wor *cough cough* any Workhorse chads still here?

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Anyone else here bought FB calls? Earnings come out in 3 days and they're expected to be 12.2% up.

Where's the gme fish user?

Too bad that twinkie kook didn't shoot her along with harvey milk

not soon enough

Thinking of buying 5 SHW 700 Nov 20th calls as a play on earnings tonight, but this looks bearish to me.

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yum

PLTR bros!
How has your day been!

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never selling my fucking horse
checked

No nigga sorry

Has anyone a take on private security like ADT or CACI?
Most competitiors are still private, but there may be significant upside,
if they actually go trough with defunding the police in blue areas.
Also there may be an erosion of self defense laws and gun laws around the corner,
like banning semi-auto rifles or the McCloskey thing, yet i'm still afraid to go into
ADT since the are still losing a lot of money.

SECOND DIP INCOMING SELL SELL SELL

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the only person that could cheer me up right now is the Streetwalker user but he's gone forever

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But how much do you lose if RH fucks you?

I'm going to hold!

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>mini pump with vix over 30
it's gonna dip really fucking hard after lunch

all we can do is pray that he's sucking dick himself right now somewhere, whether it's on the street or in a jail cell after the police found his basement full of hooker skins

NOOOOOOOO FUCK EVERYTHING I SOLD BECAUSE OF MAJOR LOSSES AND WENT ALL IN VIX AND SQQQ NOW I HAVE DOUBLE THE MAJOR LOSSES. IM FINANCIALLY RUIIIIIIIINED

AMD AND GME DIPS BOUGHT
BACK ON THE GAIN TRAIN TOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Pretty fucking good

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>Down 2%
>Crabbing
Cringe cope

all of it, and it's not even an 'if' he's definitely never getting that money back, ever, he admitted that he tried to lie to them about his own trades because he was gonna an hero so now even if he tries to go to court they can pull out those e-mails and make him look like the dumbass schizo that he is

SQQQ/TQQQ bros...

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tqqq will have to drop to < $125 this week for me to have lost money on the puts I sold at the bottom today

What a fucking retard

Yeah keep buying my options fucking paypig

Probably gonna buy some AT&T if it drops a little more.

Here, have a Trump livestream: youtu.be/phN31IhPjf8
He just finished saying that next year will be very good for the stock market.

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>wake up
>check portfolio
>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>go back to sleep

redpill me on writing tqqq options

>dad is going all in on hydrogen and american weed

story'?

Are we done dropping GME?
Are we done?
You got that out of your system?
Ffs, now we have to wait until tomorrow to gap up again.

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>He just finished saying that next year will be very good for the stock market.
AHHH SELL SELL SELL

>Kpop user is confused
>Kpop user committed fraud in its confusion

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if futures hover around 0% by EOD

>hydrogen
Disown that retarded faggot.

I’m Riding dat horse to the grave user

Digits for big dip incoming

i dont like this, how can we go back to last week's price after being teased with almost $16

why can't it just be a gradual crab upwards, i dont want a rollercoaster

Hey CLF faggot, why aren't we going up?

thank you jesus, just sold AAPL calls

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Sell your shares than pussy

fuck

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take it back!

Reasons retards give to colonize Mars:

1) “We’re destroying/overpopulating Earth“— fixing those problems on Earth is way cheaper and more feasible than trying to make a barren rock millions of miles away from Earth habitable. Colonize Antarctica first, you faggots.

2) “Muh human progress space exploration, reach for the stars”— again, even squandering trillions upon trillions of dollars building a Mars colony is not going to get us anywhere near living in Star Trek. If you really want a utopia, why don’t we fix the social and economic problems on Earth, first?

Can single one of you Mars faggots refute this? Elon can suck my dick.

>waking up at 3PM

loser

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how would we buy cheapies if it didnt go down?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's free money

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>msft
>aapl
>tqqq
>amzn

will i be rich? im up on everything except for fucking aapl i timed the market good but aapl was my first ever purchase and i just retard'd during the stock split

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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What was the post that was deleted? I missed it.

BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
>BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
>BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
>BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!

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This morning I 'went to sleep' around 3 am est, woke up at 4 to check PM, then back to sleep until 7:30, clocked into work, then went to sleep again until 9:20

No niggers or libtards on Mars

If there is no frontier left to expand to, humanity will begin to decay and rot as those with power seek absolute power for no reason other than it gets their dicks hard.

tfw no Dunkin

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I can't convince him otherwise

GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS NOW

WE'RE RECOOOOOVERING

Nancy and Munuchin is 30.

Well it depends on the election, if Kamala wins (through Biden) the market will go down.

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Absolutely delicious. This made my day. Thank you, 41% rule.

Why didnt you trust me, dudes?

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the story is I was a retard for feeling sorry for a schizo that likes kpop and posts in here because I thought he was getting screwed over by RH but he accidentally mentioned that really they aren't screwing him over, he tried to lie to them and is just getting what he deserves
basically he had 40K in his RH, dropped to 8K on a bunch of bad trades, presumably at that point tried to lie to them about hackers making trades on his account, was going to an hero, but now that GME is actually doing well he's back up and over 40K and wants the account back

What's that chart? I'm new to options. I was thinking about selling a covered call.

good luck