My wife is divorcing me and trying to take everything I own...

My wife is divorcing me and trying to take everything I own, I'm trying to cut a deal with her divorce lawyers and offering her a sizable amount of my XRP but they aren't taking it, what do I do?

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Please post this in Zig Forums, kek.

why is she divorcing you?

Maybe if I can't get help here.
Because I "no longer make her happy" aka she cheated on me but I was too busy wagecucking to ever get proof of it and she is initiating a divorce before I have a chance to.

Burn the house. Burn everything.

I don't know about laws in the US or if she could legally accept XRP as legal tender because here she would be killed lol
I hope it works out OP and wish I could give some advice

You told your wife that you have crypto? Why the fuck would you do that?
Married young and stupid I'd guess.
Here's the thing to remember - always look out for yourself in a relationship, you can be assured that the woman is doing the same.

You will soon see that women don't love unconditionally or eternally.

>a sizable amount of my XRP
Doesn't exist

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Did she quit her career for you or bear you any children?

Set up different exchanges, send XRP there, sell some and tell her it’s all you have. Don’t worry user women and money will come when we super moon

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Travel back in time and don't tell your wife about your shitcoins.

This hurt but made me laugh aswell

"No longer make her happy" usually means
1. You don't make enough money
2. You don't fuck her enough or well enough
3. She has her eye on someone else who she wants to fuck (or is already involved with them)

You're better off without the bitch, I hope that the financial penalties are not too stiff.

Convert all assets to monero. Sell house forge her signature and put all of it in monero. Then tel her to fuck off, brainlet

God damn I'm never going to marry

>no longer make her happy
did she marry you for cheap amusement.. you'll be better off without this whore in your life, hopefully she didn't poop out a couple of kids she can use against you aswell..

Just roll over. Shes stronger than you. Women got the vote

lose your hardware wallet in a tragic boating accident

>XRP
Fucking KEK. No wonder she left you.

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Femanon here
I would divorce XRP holder too

show female penis

imagine a woman typing words on a keyboard and posting them to biz

Spend all your money on XRP and then the divorce lawyers won't want any of your money.

Monero is the solution.

Say you lost the private keys.

fucking user
you didnt move to saudi arabia already?
not only do they not have extradition but they absolutely fucking hate women

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XRP holder here
I will soon be using you as a human toilet, Dubai style. And after I pay you your $5k, I will let you watch as I set fire to $100k.

convert all wealth to xmr. the judge will not let you off. go live in the woods for a few years. maybe vacation. fuck the bitch

larp thread

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You’re fucked. You should have known that marriage is nothing other than a financial contract where the man signs over his assets to a woman so society will validate him. Fucking weak cuck. Reap what you sow

Do the needful, and stream it

Yes do this sir mr op sir

Convert it to cash or other currencies?

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