/smg/ Stock Market General

Chicken n Watermelon Edition
>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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FUCKING GAMESTOP

GLORY TO THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC

AAPL price predictions after earnings?

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET MY GME CALL IS NEGATIVE HOW THE FUCK CLOSE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Share cool stories to take your mind away from GME dump

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My gf says the pit bull is the only one allowed in her pussy but she'll still give me blowjobs.

>GME

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I have 13000 to spend what should I buy?

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OH FUCK DOUBLE TOP IT'S FUCKING OVER SELL SEL SEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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im my goooodddd IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOMMIIINGGGG GME BROS

RUGPUL IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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PLTR

Yes Comrade!

I'm about to buy 50 more GME for my stash
AMA

id still fuck her

what form of mental illness do you have

bros can i get your best bobo and mumu pics

:(

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COOMERS, REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING!
youtube.com/watch?v=8mkmUdUYgH0
HOLD THE LINE
COOM ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
HOLD THE LINE
COOM ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

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what if it goes down more

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Reminder that you only need a six figures portfolio to "make it", it you move to a third world country.

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>Market Chameleon volatility measures
Can someone explain what these measures really mean for Facebook right now?

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>wake up
>roll over, kiss blonde wife good morning
>brush the ole whites, comb the hair
>go to kitchen, cook up some eggs, bacon and toast
>have breakfast with the family
>discuss sons football season and upcoming prom
>finish eating, start getting ready for work
>throw on brown suit and fedora
>grab keys to 1955 Ford Thunderbird
>shit, almost forgot one thing
>pick up landline
>call female broker
>”give me 500 shares of BABA, market price”
>hang up

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Is anyone still holding GME? I’m down literally 7k on options I have

I dont give a fuck nigga

how do you like your goth gamer girl grool?

>NOOO the market is wrong it needs to rocket up / gap down!

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AMD entry? Seems oversold

I dont talk to whores

Exactly my plan to move to move to Central America.

EVERYTHING I BUY DROPS

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What happens when trump wins?
youtube.com/watch?v=jJDXj6-54wE

The chart for GME shows pretty violent pullbacks aftrr large run ups. Is everyone ignoring the past and thinking this is the end?

BIGboys just win.

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if you are going to hold for 5 years just add every few weeks

In the current market we are in, the chance of a ticker running post-earnings is unlikely especially with a megacap stock like FB. If you're talking about last earnings season in Q2 where we had a massive tech bull run, you bet your ass it was sometimes a good idea to hold though earnings and yes the run up doesn't happen often, but can happen on tickers with smaller market caps. Just don't wait too long to sell the call. You won't be the only person wanting to offload calls/shares tomorrow..

Oh dude I’d give the top joint on my left pinky finger to hit it. But I’d prefer another muse. Younger Bjork would be something else.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS AAPL DONIG

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no, we're all crying that we didn't scalp the top well because MSFT and SNE earnings are this week so most people expected something explosive (upwards) this week

IT'S ALL BREAKING DOWN EVEN NASKEK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Aston Martin up 14%

a darkcel gamer, carry on

I literally don't know what to buy. Should I just hold 13k cash till after election?

GME is getting curb stomped by rising covid-19 cases

same with BBBY and other stores

What actually went wrong with GME? Any bottom predictions? And when can it go back up again? I’m about to dump a massive bag if I’m not convinced to hold

Idk I've bought 500 shares as it falls expecting it to repeat itself.

sell calls and you'll find yourself hoping it doesn't go up

that's almost enough to buy 100 tqqq and sell covered calls

Sell in November retard, it's playstation season.

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