/smg/ - Stock MAAAAArket General

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321286217032290304
yahoo.com/lifestyle/signs-covid-brain-study-finds-110322244.html
reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-brains/covids-cognitive-costs-some-patients-brains-may-age-10-years-idUSKBN27C1SG
thehill.com/policy/healthcare/other/523007-researchers-link-severe-covid-cases-to-mental-decline-equal-to-aging
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Hey guys what's going on in h- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh bulltards!!!!!!!!!!!

First for somebody please kill me and end my misery.

I warned you user. You knew second lockdowns were coming and you knew the election wasn't going to be bullish. Why didn't you sell?

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We're going lower than monday but the reactive pullback will be glorious for a quick buck.

This is the market crash, isn’t it?
2009 lows in a few weeks
It’s fucking over

muahahahahahaha

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i bought a lot of stocks yesterday

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Good job with the AAAAAA links, user.
You did gud.

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>SPXS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

First for new GME price target of $0.00

Anyone else selling GME?
drop to 14 was absolutely fine
drop to 13 was worrying
today's drop to 11 is inevitable

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /SMG/!Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Joe (yes, THE Joe from the Obama admin) is going to be elected president of the United States! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming inauguration when Joe walks into the Oval Office !

>H-HAH! THE BULLS WERE RIGHT! GME MOONED! BEARKEKS FOREVER BTFO!!!!

“No!”

Hate to disappoint you magafaggots, but there are 7 swings states that Joe is leading in! And while you continue to praise Trump, need I remind you that voters are still supporting Joe by a large margin! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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first for GME price target of 10000

do i just sell everything, green and red, and retire from stocks for a few months?

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yes im sure niggers violently rioting in philly the past few days is really helping Joe

Never selling.

BUY BUY BUY

Gimme your best TSX picks

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are you going to spam that shit in every thread, oh you desperate bidon shill?

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here is how the next few days go:
today: bog
tomorrow: bog
after markets Thursday: pre-market recovery into Friday recovery until about 12PM, then a massive bog before close
"TRUMP DESTROYED THE STOCK MARKET BY MISHANDLING COVID, HE DESTROYED YOUR 401KS!" to be the weekend narrative
The Pelosi-related emails will surface before Monday. Trump will need to get the word out that these fuckers are at war with him and that the stonk market crash is part of it (Pelosi is now tied to not passing a stimulus, which is why we will see Pelosi related shit from the HB laptop).
Just look at Trump's video from last night:
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321286217032290304
Trump will still be ultimately victorious but it will be a bumpy ride.

What do we do in this situation? Panic and sell?

I AM DOWN 6% FOR THE WEEK

cope faggot , riots don't help incumbents, nixon was not an incumbent, LA riots hurt h.w bush
you're never gonna make LMAO suck my bear cock

(yes THE Steve from Minecraft)

XLE
GLTR
AMZN
SLVP
GOAU
PLTR
SWBI
WWR
KMI
CCC
BABA
ARKK

Don’t thank me later because y’all are ungrateful little brats.

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I hold PLUG
its my last position, rest is cash

Do I panic sell my MSFT stocks?

What a great fucking day. I love being alive.

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PAAAAAAAAAANIC

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*FUH-LICK*

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>MCD
>DIS
how do they do it?

All joking aside some of you need to pull out or you really might kill yourself. Uvxy doesnt simply go up 15% in pre market. This is it. If you bought GME on margin get the fuck out NOW

Load up on NEE and MCD

>plug
ouch, looks like its heading to 13.60 today

ROLLS ROYCE DOWN 60% TODAY
MARCH V2
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What are the odds that we are back to the same levels before todays dump in 1 month, 2 months, etc.

t. nigger

If a leqit crash is coming, how to proft, just all in on SQQQ?

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VFV or XQQ (shitty CAD versions of VOO and QQQ; higher expense ratios, even though they are literally just holding 100% VOO and 100% QQQ respectively)

until you decide you have enough cash to make Norbert's Gambit worth the hassle then you convert them into USD and go to NYSE

RR has been up like 200% before this drop though

This is so fucking irrational. We are not locking down again.

Euro here, do Niggers vote? If they're angry enough to riot, they should be voting too, right? Maybe their increased voter turnout will negate the additional Trump votes caused by the rioting.

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I wish I was a big influencer or had some sort of charisma. I would get a crew together and pull off a big oceans 15 style heist and we would slowly and stealthily invest it into KO so that future generations never lose it's sweet sticky goodness. Also we would fucking blow up Pepsi. Fuck Pepsi. If you even (you) me defending Pepsi you're fucking gay.

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buy more if you are in cash or hold. don't sell when red.

spy is gonna bounce in the first hour

Praise be

yeah...
since its only 6% of my capital its not too bad.

You faggots said it was a dip and i bought

if it hits $11.00, it will just be as bad as Q2's dip

Ya, cheapest option premiums

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Lol no. Fuck USD for now.
LEAF STRONG CAD STRONG TSX STRONG

This shitshow was so predictable. If you faggots can even short a perfect storm, why are you here?

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>that panic tho
so much overreaction, we just correcting now lol, don't be so dramatic

you callin me out specifically?

Is today a good day to bobo shitpost?

they vote in fairly low numbers but usually 90% democrat.
Trump has gained with them quite a bit and could probably get 20% from them. That's why Democrats can't win a fair election and are throwing everything at him. Dems need to suppress in-person voting as much as possible, and hit Boomers as much as possible. What do boomers care about? Covid and their 401Ks. Thus, Covid must spike, 401Ks must crater.

I JUST WOKE UP WHY IS EVERYTHING DOWN AAAAAA

Also, fuck vanguard. Blackrock my boi.

Isn't it better to just sell before the price tanks more and then rebuy once you feel like the market is correcting itself?

Shorting is for faggots.
The bull is eternal and betting against the bull is unamerican.

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Bobo was uncaged. He gets some time now.

Let us pray anons,
>Grant to us all good things needful for this body and life and profitable for our salvation, and keep from us all things harmful, that sustained in time of want and guarded in time of prosperity, we may endure to the day of our Lord’s coming and be judged worthy of eternal life; through Jesus Christ, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forevermore.
Amen.

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Go back to Iran.

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>He bought

you're describing daytrading, daytraders always lose money.

Better bet would be SPXS for the S&P or an equivalent x3 inverse ETF for the DOW.

What would really fuck the Nasdaq up is if China did something to Apple.

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Why didn't you trust me, dudes?

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>buy when drop is over
how do you know the drop wont continue tomorrow?

>daytraders always lose money
nice cope kek

Amen. A man is nothing without his god. Also, don't bet against the doombull, there's nowhere money can go but into US TECH.

Load up on post dated puts. Inverse ETFs that daily reset are a scam.

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Guys I went all cash yesterday.
Wat do?

I wanted to buy etsy for earnings today, but seems little point.

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Stay strong PLTR we're not at $13 yet

>they're dumping the market before big tech earnings
wow cheating bastards how is that fair

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yahoo.com/lifestyle/signs-covid-brain-study-finds-110322244.html
reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-brains/covids-cognitive-costs-some-patients-brains-may-age-10-years-idUSKBN27C1SG
thehill.com/policy/healthcare/other/523007-researchers-link-severe-covid-cases-to-mental-decline-equal-to-aging

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I am in absolute awe that by a stock dropping $0.0002 i lost 2k grand

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>man, you know what would be great in my cola drink? A shitload of vanilla for no reason, just to make it worse
Coketards are this stupid.

because pic related

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>muh cope
stop speaking in buzzwords, it is a well documented fact that more than 90% of daytraders lose money. if you disagree, i would love you to show me your plays for the past month, let's see them gains.

But they make my favourite salty snacks user?

> SPY futures down 2%
I've lost everything

Buy ITM puts dated after the election.

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Thanks chinks, very cool

Never selling.

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The niggers and kikes did this

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

buying some MSFT and JNJ. Buy dips

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You know what goes good in vanilla coke? Rum.

Reminder to all the bears that the only people freaking the fuck out are currently call holders and short term investors who hold weeklies. Value investors are pumped..

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Now to buy close my covered calls and sell outs (again). Too easy

This is what you'll get when you meeesssss with us
youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU

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>WWR
Oh my fuck, this is the most retarded chart I have ever seen. How is such a thing even possible?

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What's 5150?

When did you become such a degen alcoholic?

I sold and then saw more shit I wanted to buy :,(

now I'm heavily in UVXY, half a few days ago, and half now

The only way to make gains right now without being bearish is to buy AAPL or AMZN stock. LITERALLY 100% these two comps are propping the market up and if they dump its all over

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youtube.com/watch?v=yExjTC7B2YA

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>Looking at the man, Jesus felt genuine love for him. “There is still one thing you haven’t done,” he told him. “Go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Jesus is the original bear. Do not worship the gold bull calf.

Never selling

How is Intel still falling, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At the end of the day, we're still at 0% rates, giga repos, and an extended commitment to higher inflation from the Fed itself.

Even if stocks sell off on whatever temporary fears are the new vogue, the overall picture is a continued asset bubble unless we get some ugly defaults or zero stimulus from here on out.

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A great album

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Ty sir

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Price predictions for major stocks EOW?
>MSFT $195
>V $170
>AAPL $105
>AMZN $2900

This is the time to start accumulating before post-election.
If the market crashes, we all eating canned beans anyway so it doesn't matter.

most biz users don't seem to understand that you buy in periods of weakness and you hold/trim profits in periods of strength. Not hard.

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I have just a bit in UVXY
should i buy more right now or is it too late

AMD bought Xilinx

I hope they fucking hit the floor