/smg/ - Stock MAAAArket General

I support the lockdowns, we must close local businesses so American tech can take over!

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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youtu.be/IW19xASnqw8?t=49

Welp today i will finally kill myself

Goodbye

Seems like a pretty good time to buy
Looks like we just got bottom about 15 min ago

Averaging down on FNGU..
It hurts right now but it's the right call! Do it, fellow faggots, don't get jewed. It will go back up

>implying EU is locking down because of rona and not because of globohomo plans

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Why the hell would this pump concern you? It's been doing this shit everyday, save for the last two days.

press S to spit on the EU

>he didn’t buy puts on lci when it crossed $7

Do you not like free money?

i like fat whtie jewish women with big heavy tits

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a good time will be post-election. More drops to come, and that's coming from a perma bull...

Unironically this
>for a scalp anyway

Just bought a hundred more shares GME. ama

circuit breakers tomorrow??

Someone gets it, money has nowhere to go but US tech.

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what price do you expect to sell at?
also, you have to go back

CLF CHEAPIES

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Should I buy more WKHS stock or is the dream dead?

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>eurocucks
>decide to lockdown again for boomers
>invests in big boy american stocks
>lose both times
what the fuck is wrong with them

What are the optimal chad check in times? 10am, 2pm, and 3:45pm?

im tired of autistically staring at lines

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>down 5.5%
WEW IM NOT FINE

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Not buying anything until Election Day. AMA.

bull trap tomorrow

SM user, I...

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we're only 45 minutes in
today probably

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How does it feel to be filtered because you're a redditor

market is red but I don't think this deserves a VIX at almost 40, if I wasn't a bitch I'd be short options with a neutral direction into earnings season

buy it so we can baghold together

Did I fuck up panic selling Msft
My cost basis was $210

Would you stop making threads early you God damned tranny.

You can smell the bullshit in this selloff. Who cares about Europe? It's an arab colony anyway

I should’ve gone all in on those earlier. It’s gonna keep dropping so either sell all your portfolio and buy cheapies or do this (exclude CRSR if you want to)

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Do you shave or wax your puss?

i dumped and bought sony and im now up the loss

Feels good man. I’d post the frog meme but I’m on my iphone 12

>whtie jewish
Wew

who cares at this point I'm 100% cash anyway

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LMAO I TOLD YALL NIGGAS TO BUY UVXY BUT YOU AIN'T LISTEN. EASY BAG

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Trust what? Nothing has changed except the whole market taking a shit. Get your head out of your ass, you’re conceited as fuck.

>he doesn’t hold cash during a hyperdeflationary lockdown

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If you ever sell anything at a loss you fucked up.

>Hey guys I'm new what's an AH 13D?

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MY GME CALLS D:

Sold one of the best stocks on the planet? Yes, you fucked up

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

CAUSE SHUGAH WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWING!

Holy shit RTX is way down

DOWN 5%? GOOD.
STOPLOSS TRIGGERED? GOOD.
OPTIONS DOWN THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS? GOOD.
WIFE LEAVE YOU AFTER SEEING YOUR BROKERAGE ACCOUNT? GOOD.
CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE? GOOD.

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Zig Forums has better jackoff material than /s/

SPY under $330 now.

>hyperdeflationary
There's the word again.

just hold and buy the dip

based

If I set a limit buy for TQQQ at 112 will I make it?

Better song still shit taste

Who will win the great battle between paper hands selling and shorts covering in GME?

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Billion dollar question: Short VIX or long VIX?

Big brain responses only please.

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CLSK NO JESUS

arabs are boycotting all of France so it's essentially a disease-ridden black hole

-7% to circuit breakers editor would be great.

Corona virus even adjusted to tests is still accelerating. The growth rate is still going up and also ACCELERATING

Just sell and buy cheapies

You conveniently left out the RSI dip before sept 14

Based fellow horsechad.

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Heh. Better luck next year.

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will GME come back in the next two weeks bros?

Sold everything except $GME. $GME has the strength of an autistic child throwing a tantrum

Fuuuck, we're fucked bros. Tell all Biden's wall street friends to sell short, we've got to get moving.

>surely this is the bottom
>it goes lower
>okay but now this, this is the bottom!
>it goes lower
>alright fair enough fair enough it is in a downtrend, but look at how over extended it is! surely THIS is the bottom!
>it goes lower

thanks for listening to my ted talk "why i stopped being a reversal trader and learned to love the trend"

You'd have to be an idiot to not invest in 4DMedical Limited.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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if you dollar cost average instead of gambling you'll be fine.

post positions bobo!

Wait until people realize there is no such thing as the fed printing money to hold up the market

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What, retard? It further proves my hypothesis. We're going to go up before we go down

Red is opportunity
I'm loving it

Is it a smart play to buy TQQQ today during this dump and then sell covered calls with strike price like 2% higher than current price to pocket a premium and also a 2% if it gets exercised?

You don't blind just buy into a dip.

Holy fuck. We can't stop this can we? My portfolio is fucked.

Will GME ever stop crumbling?

Based good-poster

YOU BOUGHT? YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BOTTOM? ARE YOU RETARDED?

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Just keep sucking the bac. It’s game over. Europe will drag everyone to ccp.

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We didn't get one since Senvest, we won't get one until after the elections. Lockdowns are coming.

im gonna cut my dick off

>hypothesis
What hypothesis, you merely just posted a random screenshot with a fucking 'durrrrrr'.

just pretend you bought the stocks today and sit on them :)

Who is buying all this Tupperware (TUP)???

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drink gasoline guys this is the beginning of the end

Bro, anything above 36 is a 'market is fucked' signal. If you wanted to short, start applying the short to your forehead.
It'll hit 50 before it goes back down.

made $100 closing my AAPL covered calls at the bottom. feels good getting free money!

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If September lows gets smashed.. prepare for at least another 3-5% dump across indices

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STOP SELLING OIL RETARDS

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in hindsight, having protective puts through election day would probably have been a great great idea..

The assassination of my portfolio by the coward Emmanuel Macron.

All my IRA hedges are in a regular account and basically I have to pay taxes on $10k PnL on those hedges on top of IRA losses holy fuck regulations and taxes are the gayest things on this planet

we've all got our fetishes i suppose

I literally stared at UVXY this morning when I woke up on my phone up 7% said huh markets gonna crash maybe I should all in this. Didn't buy. This is why I'll be poor forever.

I'll join

i literally have 0 choice but to diamond hand 1200 shares of gme
no matter what im unable to fucking sell due to the position im in
i still believe though.

If Europe closes the US is soon to follow.

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It's so cheap. I'M BUUUUUUUUUUYING

MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

GMEbros don't worry, I bought 12.5 puts for this Friday on market open so now GME will recover and do the inifinite squeeze

what price did you get them at?

Sorry, you're not very smart. VIX above 35 is 3 standard deviations from the mean.
I specifically asked for big brain responses only.
Next.

GMEbros...you promised me the world...

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Based. If you're under 50 this is the only appropriate reaction to days like this. Literally a blowout sale.

I'll wait until it's cheaper than water. Once Biden gets into office, his buddies in the middle east and Russia are going to make a fortune with USA out of the oil game. It wouldn't surprise me if him and his caucus are taking bribes from venezuala too.

I wish I had more money to DCA all the way down this rabbit hole

no, it must go even lower. I want XOM for $29.

But why? I hate niggers so much. This is thier fault

The only way to make sure you’re buying a dip correctly is if you know there’s good news on the way. So far there’s nothing that’ll help the economy except the stimulus, but Trump already said that that’ll be after the election

Well, I don't think this is the bottom.

>I let you think you had a chance. You end up button mashing even when you have a chance

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Iron hands, you cannot sell because of (((them)))

This user was telling the truth

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>buying the top
1 year from now these prices will look expensive as fuck

A LANDSLIDE HAS OCCURRED

should i take my profits and exit or wait for GME to crash more?

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bros should i make myself oats with fruits and granola or a turkey sandwich on wheat bread with swiss and spinach?

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Lol. On days like this it actually feels kind of good to be poor. It really doesn't matter if my $500 portfolio gets fucked. It's not like I'll ever be able to stop wageslaving either way.

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holding heavy SAP and MSFT bags, but selling now is probably lunacy

Pain.

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Yes you can’t even spell correctly but it is all their fault and you must be the superior race.

my friend who bought at the literal peak during June FOMO decided last week to buy back in, after panic selling his shit at a loss like July

i should have taken that as a sell signal
literally the next day everything keeps going red, just like when he bought on the Tuesday of the June FOMO spike

hi frens. Came here to say

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how do i make money

Get into SWBI

im the guy who bought back in at 15.7 after swinging

DOW getting close to september lows, 0.50% away

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MOMMY

Guys do I put my whole ira in TQQQ at 112?