Decide to cash out some of my gains to spoil myself for a nice meal at Subway for the first time

do it. we're anonymous.

I haven't ever gotten diagnosed with it, and I did online autism tests but never scored autistic, just usually neurotypical.
I'll continue having my mom cook for me, and making food myself it's cheaper anyway.

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One thing I hate the most in life is that when you cash out and you want to spend on something nice. People would treat you like some stupid kid out of school when you order some chicken wings or a quarter pounder. I just want my meal and be treated like a run of the mill customer. I've made my money on good trades. Just give me my damn order, I don't want to make any chitchat. No wonder touchscreen order machines are becoming the norm!

How do you people operate in day to day if you can't even perform basic function, really makes me think

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I bet nobody in this thread went to subway or they have gone there so many times they already know their favorite sub by heart.

You did good for your first time kid. Keep it up and soon you'll be ordering with the best of us.

Here's the trick OP, just act like an asshole. It feels bad but you won't look retard.
>what kind of bread do you want
>"oh what the hell does it matter? are they paying you to ask stupid questions or make my sandwich?"
>proceeds to make your sandwich silently

Don't ask if I ever did this, but it's sort of a Subway employee secret to not wash one of your fingers after you go to the bathroom. The gloves are easy enough to stretch through sneakily if you try, and they'll start touching all the ingredients with that finger.
This probably happened to you a lot, OP as well.

This same thing has happened to me many times. I really do not like the subway/chipotle process, which is why I don't eat there. They have a menu but when you ask for what's on the menu they just reply in half-english. I don't understand what the point of that menu even is if they can't even order it.

Here's a typical interaction I'll have at a fast food place.
>Go into mcdonalds because it seems like it would be faster than waiting in their huge drive through line
>Haven't been in there forever, looks a lot more modern than what I remember
>Order big mac and a milkshake at register
>Woman turns away for a second, not sure if I'm supposed to pay now or when I get my food and she didn't seem to punch anything into register. I don't want to walk away if I'm supposed to pay now, but she seems to be distracted so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do
>"Hi, excuse me, do I pay now or when I get my food?"
>blank stare, woman doesn't seem to speak english
>"Do I pay now or later?" I have my wallet open, no cash value is showing up on the register or anything.
>She says something in spanish to coworker who is also speaking spanish while looking back to me repeatedly
>Someone behind me is asking if they can order
>Two women are now trying to speak to me in spanglish asking me to repeat what I said, maybe 4 times
>"do I pay now or when I get my food?"
>get blank stares back
>gesture with my wallet out with my hand in it, point at register
>"can I pay for my food now?"
Somehow I left with the food and never paid. I don't understand why every time I go into a place like this it's a huge ordeal. I feel like Larry David but 5 times more autistic.

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Subways trash
Overpaying some zoomer to make you a sandwich

this isn't a joke. it's a factual series of events. this is what every Zig Forums basement dweller is actually like
remember, no matter how much money you make off internet coins, you will ALWAYS be an awkward weird virgin that people find creepy.

you did well

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that's a queer pretending to be a female

wtf?

>The gloves are easy enough to stretch through sneakily if you try
What does this even mean?

I hate to break it to you, buy it you weren't mentally challenged, they wouldn't treat you like a "kid out of school" you must be giving off powerful mouth breather energy kek

This makes me sad. The world wasn't built for people like us.

This is why I don't want to wageslave anymore.
I cannot interact with other humans

BASED

We're awkward weird chads that people find interesting. Leaders of men not afraid to stand up to the ancient rigid social norms of of sandwich ordering.

Why would anyone build a world FOR retards?
that doesn't even make sense

>Leaders of men not afraid to stand up to the ancient rigid social norms of touching pussy

Nice, enjoy your champion meal

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Cute retarded user

Autists, not retards.

Fuck it, made me dick hard

>the amount of newfags not realizing it’s a pasta
I thought summer ended?

Congrats on making it! I'm so excited for you

So if I act autistic enough I can get free food?

nah most of you are actual retards
autists are actually usually pretty based because they don't have a filter or don't even understand what they're saying should even be considered for filtering

the most based girl I ever fucked around with was an autist. she was like incapable of lying. hard to explain and also very weird in many cases
but like... she meant the shit she said and the sex was phenomenal

very cute girl

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