ITT we make fake Warren Buffet quotes

>It’s not the fortune that makes the man but the man that makes the fortune.

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>fuck niggers, always

>I was good friends with Lawrence E. King

He really was

>*sips Coke*

>If market can be irrational, then you should nnot expect yourself to stay rational at all times. Just follow your emotions and then the profits will be sure to come.

>Don’t be the caveman who saw gold as just a pretty rock. Strive to be the caveman who knew that the former would bash his head in for more of it.

Haha btc go up

>Protect trans kids. Black lives matter

>Buy high, sell low

>yolo lick butts

>Weekly OTM options are the fastest way to build wealth as a retail investor

>dude ....... where’s my car?

Forgot to add:
>[crowd laughs]

>The size of your stack does not matter, it's how you use it.

>Don't try to time the market it, there is always time for everything

>You only know who's been swimming naked when they turn to the beach and shout where's my fucking wallet

>niggers tongue my anus

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> get jew friends

Wow, Zig Forums is really uncreative huh

>I dunno, I feel like I'm just going to all in on fucking Bitcoin, because if I have to wage slave into my 60s, I am probably going to fucking kill myself man. If I still have millions on my death be I am hiring a team of hitmen I am going to organize a fundraiser dinner and have them fucking red wedding all the hollywood elite pedos.

> time out of the market is better than putting all of your eggs in one basket that you are willing to lose

>Chainlink is fundamentally squared.

>A good portfolio is like an onion. It has many layers, and sometimes you weep.

Very true, except for the insane gas fees

>Meeting a girl in the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better

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No fat chicks.

>He bought?

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>Taking loss is not a defeat, it means you have learned something... and knowledge is more important than any amount of profit

I shall consume the living, and the dead!

>Investing is like sitting on a toilet. You never know what's going to come out.

>you make the money when you buy, so always buy and you'll always make money