/smg/ - Spooky Market General

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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if you sold GME before the next round of news comes out, turn in your investment card, you are no longer allowed to play

how do i get pussy in this climate? it’s been a drought for me since march...

Should I buy TQQQ on the dip or wait a few days?

ONEOK Inc. chads ww@

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The market is pricing in a Biden victory, that’s why everything’s dumping

I scalped my calls. Waiting to buy back in at 2.20

Show them your $15 GME calls

we deserved that rugpull

too fucking cocky the last couple weeks

Thanks user.

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cant believe Trumptrads unironically blaming Biden for this crash

fugging pathetic

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based

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i didnt sell but i sure as fuck am buying protective puts if im still alive for Q3

what the FUCK

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No, people have been saying that the market is pricing in a Biden victory for a couple weeks now. That’s why everything’s dumping, stocks are the last place you want your money under a Democrat president

what do you call this pattern?

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kek - you couldn't be more wrong. It's actually because a Biden win had already been priced in, and now there is some indication that there may be an upset due to Trump gaining in the last week or two. Research it user - I'm not just speaking out of my ass about this - there are straight opinion pieces from major institutions saying exactly what I'm saying

Managed to snag TQQQ at $121. I’m ready

you fucking faggot

Fake

that not true you retard -_-;

stocks pump under demos you absolute dummytard
its republicans who destroy markets

Ford and ge calls are safe whewww

No, it's not. Stop being retarded you black asshole

... for tomorrow's 3 breakers?

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

You’re going to lose a lot of money

The "misplaced decimal buy order" pattern

Google fucking up again

Biden is like the only fuck head to ever campaign on raising taxes, he's going to kill the middle class

saw it on marketwatch first

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It doesn't matter who even wins for these markets, it matters who can say the pretty things and pass stimulus at this point.

I like Trump, but for market he hasn't exactly been thrilling since he started the trade war for markets. The only reason markets recovered at all from March lows is the FEDs, the FED honestly have the largest role to play for the next 3 years. Much greater than any president. We just stimulus to actually get money velocity going...

muh lockdowns!

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"if you elect me were gonna raise your taxes not cut "

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When it comes to divvys, are you taxed no matter what or does it depend on how much you have invested?

>62% tax pumps stocks!!
>nationwide lockdowns pump stocks!!
>millions of more layoffs pump stocks!!
Stfu idiot. Democrats want to crash the market to force people to become dependent on welfare.

>futures
aaaaaand wallah! we will never be red again!

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EYYYES ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE

The more you get, the bigger the taxes.
So says the retard that I am.

And just like that stonks never went down again...

The End

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you bulltards are cumming over green futures.
I can't wait to see your reaction when we open -3%. stupid fucks. maximum pain is coming.

>wallah
I see the French lockdown has begun.

Me no hibernate. Me hungry for tasty stonks

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AND WE'RE BACK

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The tax rate on qualified dividends is 0%, 15% or 20%, depending on your taxable income and filing status. The tax rate on nonqualified dividends the same as your regular income tax bracket. In both cases, people in higher tax brackets pay a higher dividend tax rate.
>$0 to $39,375 = 0%
$39,376 to $434,550 = 15%
$434,551 or more = 20%
>nerdwallet.com/blog/taxes/dividend-tax-rate/#:~:text=What is the dividend tax,a higher dividend tax rate.

RIP
someone fat fingered it then
in afterhours too where it will actually be worst case scenario

Why would I? I'm not stupid enough to catch falling knives. I would rather pick them off the floor.

I am so confused by this statement.

that's a fat fucking finger

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Someone is getting fired

They hit the floor at like 230 today. You missed it

do people really lose their jobs doing stuff like this?

Waiting to see 1 minute candles @
8:00pm EST(Tokyo)
9:15pm EST(China bidding)
9:30pm EST(China open)
12:00pm EST(China lunchbreak)
3:00am EST(London bidding)
4:00am EST(London open)

SQQQ till eternity

>Falling a third day in a row
Nope. Huge bounce tomorrow. Bears always get way too cocky.
Trump won't let us down.

ichimoku san .... i don't feel so good

>1 day crossover confirmed

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Kneepad girl is a liberal AND a faggot. Who would've thought

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(((Girl)))

>lose literally millions because you were too busy jacking off to yuri tomboy hentai to use both your hands and eyes
>it's okay buddy, we all make mistakes

>do people really lose their jobs doing stuff like this?
what do you think?

cbc.ca/news/business/trader-s-typing-error-costs-japanese-brokerage-house-millions-1.613769

FUUUUUCK YOU TQQQ I HATE LIMIT BUYS GIMME THE $120 CHEAPIES I WANT THEM RIGHT NOW AHHHHH!!!

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Explain this like I'm retarded because I am

So what are the chances that because yurop is getting fucked that yuro funbux flood to Americans markets tomorrow?

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made me look you absolute N I G N O G

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I feel sad because I did just 50/51c spreads on PINS when I thought about doing 59/60c. Would have been a 10x gain instead of my meager 2.3x gain.

I like the one about the guy banned from trading futures while he's drinking

>stocks pump under demos you absolute dummytard
lamo

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Could be just wistful thinking. We'll be in the green eventually.

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>The oil futures drunk-trading incident was an incident in which Stephen Perkins, an employee of London-based PVM Oil Futures, traded 7 million barrels (1.1 million cubic metres) of oil, worth approximately US$520 million (£340 million) in a two-and-half-hour period in the early morning of 30 June 2009 while drunk.

Abdullah is into stonks again

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Considering that trade probably lost 10x the salary of the guy who typed it I'd say yes

Digits confirm COOM CAT

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Some plz tell me CLSK and RDFN are down because everything else is down and not because they shit themselves.

Justin Trudeau looks handsome here.

They never hit an insanely high ceiling such as 230, so how could they have hit such a... floor?
You do realize floors are down and ceilings are up, yes?
Or maybe you're upside-down because you're unfortunately grabbing unto The Line(tm)?
That you?

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You're so full of cope that your eyes are dead.

GME 200 eoy

Quads confirm this

>Slightly green futures
The dump continues tomorrow

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whats his instagram?

Under the cloud = downtrend, typically the cloud acts as a resistance area. Similarly for over the cloud. Ichimoku users usually trade within the cloud (buying when the price bounces off the low of the cloud and selling as it bounces off the top). The cloud is the overlap between the bollinger and keltner ranges.

Add that indicator on a chart, set time interval to one day. When blue line cross down through red line, usually bobo time. When blue line cross up through red line, usually bobo go home. Try it out on a few charts to get a feel for the signal strength based on 2nd derivatives at time of crossover.

It even works on the VIX, just backwards.

ty user

fell through the cloud (support), and a bearish crossover happened too, indicating that it's gonna fall more if you believe in tea leaf anal sex

FUCKING GAMESTOP