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Witches are bitches

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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>>>retard


Says someone who sells a stock and leaves another guy a bagholder

Bro..do you even stonk

Anyone buying today or just sells?

snibs u

I bought CVX over XOM, am I gonna make it bros?

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i was so close to dumping my gme at 12.5 the other day but i didnt because i was scared id be selling the bottom >.>

>Witches are bitches

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You will do fine. Spend the yield on hookers and crack

Prepare to lose another 10-20%

Reposting so lemming /smg/ bears do not miss out:
>all cash poster here
>bears, you need to wake up
>33.1% growth
>33.1% growth
>33.1% growth
You were too late to react to sell your portfolios at the correct, opportune time (last week)
Instead of having spare cash to buy cheapies, you panicked over this past week, and thought we were going into a bear market.
You sold the bottom.
Now you are just parroting bearish sentiment that became prevalent over the past 10 days, without looking at the current data.
>the bear market is over
>I am exiting my cash position today or tomorrow
>I am going back into all the stocks of my portfolio
Do not just stick your head in the sand going “lalalala I can’t hear the market roaring”
Look at historical charts. Look at what happens to the markets on election years. Look at what happened in 1992 incumbent loss.
usatoday.com/story/money/2020/10/29/gdp-u-s-economy-grew-33-1-annualized-q-3-businesses-reopened/6064109002/
Don’t get left behind.
If you want to be 110% sure, wait for Amazon’s earnings today before going in. There is just no chance that Amazon didn’t get a fat piece of the 33.1% pie
Is it possible we see a pullback Friday & Monday?
Yes, but I doubt it.
>33.1%
[just in case you’re brain dead, normal growth is 3.12% - so 10x normal!! Wake up bears!!]
You need to differentiate ‘what should be’ and ‘what is’

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Bear market has event begun bro

Wait till the election riots and lockdowns

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNA FOOOOKIINN
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MmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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sitting cash waiting for blood on the streets

Tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, pic related.

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Her name is Nio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can
Oh Nio, Nio dance across the Nio Grande

Holy shit guys.
SCE building is being boarded up.
Lockdowns are increasing.
Election unrest coming up.

I'm starting to think the user who predicted the market snibbening is right.

free money

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Laughing at you retards that bought GME. Literal blockbuster 2.0

Why won’t this PIECE OF SHIT CRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All this imprending doom people keep prophesizing and shit just refuses to stay down. As soon as the election is finished and stimulus is passed, this shit is going to rocket up

>opportune time (last week)
>you sold the bottom
>i can time the market. Listen to me. My hindsight is 20/20
>at Amazon didn’t get a fat piece of the 33.1% pie
can you provide a calculation of exactly how much? or a source

take your portfolio, reduce it by -31%, now increase that figure by 33%. How do you feel?
Hell, I'll do the math for you. You're 9% down.

Fucking hilarious let’s laugh at then together

Only 401ks and boomers are buying

Dont fall for it

Even dudley said the fed said they can do no more...they already own 8 trillion in worthless equities they cant sell

Yes hello, is this the Based Department I'm speaking with? I would like some advice. Which is the superior Orange Man re-election stock:
>NAK
or
>GEO
?
Thank you, have a nice day.

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Qapla!

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>election riots
There will not be any - the likelihood of Supreme Court being called upon is 5-10%
>lockdowns
There will not be more lockdowns, even if the virus gets really bad. US scientists / politicians / conservatives / centrists / liberals are all in agreement that lockdowns do more harm than good. Hypothetically, if we continue on this trajectory we could see lockdowns, but they won't happen for a few months.

I feel like we are in the eye of the hurricane. It's nice to have a green day today, but I feel like tomorrow the blood bath continues. Hope I'm wrong.

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Nah, it was stale pasta.


Everyone knew that the election would make things super volatile.

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Big tech is here to save the day yet again!

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Thanks just sold all of my GME

The election will be contested lols

$15 is a loooooong way away GME friends. Also, look at that trash volume on SPY, ahead of AAPL AMZN SBUX FB earnings YIIIIKES this market is FUCKED

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How much are futures going to gap up Tuesday night when Sean Hannity makes the announcement on Fox News, "We can now project Donald J. Trump will be re-elected President of the United States"?

GME is truly dead for now?

Enough with the feet posting

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Why is healthcare getting such a battering?

You are really optimistic bro.

The left is literally organizing to kick trump out november 5th even in the event of a landslide..which probably wint even happen. It will probably be close again and trump will win on election night but the mail ins will make the difference

The streets will be full next week and chaos will be the order

Yes.
However, only a Trump win will result in mass riots.

If by port you mean country.
Then yes, my country's economy suffered a 9% downturn at current count.
That's better than everyone but China last time I checked, and they had to weld grandma in her house to pull that off.
Our relative advantage to Europe will have compounding returns for years. How do you not get this?

Should I sell PLTR at 11 or are we expecting it to keep pumping?

Trump should just disappear them, he has nothing to lose

I sincerely doubt it
If you are unsure, then wait until after the election is decided on Tuesday; no harm in buying in for slightly more after it's a 'sure-thing'

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>he sold

Take it back

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There will probably be riots no matter the outcome, the mood is very emotionally charged and they'll probably riot in "celebration" if trump loses.

>Push it sideways

He cant


He likely will go to jail or have to flee the country.

The left literally will find or make up something..they need to make an example of him

Idk what you think I'm saying. I'll put it plainly- 9% down isn't 'record growth'

>There will not be any
There will be so very many mostly peaceful protests, it's going to be amazing.

Why the fuck didn't I buy penumbra at 255 fuck

what is this samefaggery?

>HE DOUBTED BIG BIG TECH EARNINGS
>HE SOLD THE BOTTOM
>HE FELL FOR THE PUMP AND DUMP

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I doubt that. It will be similar to the Hillary clinton situation. They would just be happy he is gone and do nothing after.

fuck "BIG TECH" fuck these niggers for ruining my puts bunch of garbage ass chink and jew companies destroying america . FUCK YOU ALL FUCKING JEWNIGGER CHINK SUBVERSIVE FUCKING NIGGERS.

All of you GDP niggers don't understand it's an annualized rate from a quarterly report. I'm actually a little angry how fucking stupid most of you are.

The absolute state of GME fudders

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>>>naked pictures of hunter biden
>>>exposing decades long grifting
>>>calling people fat,ugly, stupid over the last 4 years

Nah..its personal for them

>HE DOUBTED BIG BOY TECH EARNINGS
>HE SOLD THE BOTTOM
>HE FELL FOR THE PUMP AND DUMP

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bought puts on NIO, how fucked am I

baby getting mad? getting hot and bothered? gonna shit and cum?

Where can I see faster charts than robinhood? Like 1 minute or less?

I'm gonna get stuck holding 200 AMD at $81 average, but I won't be selling calls next week cause shits gonna go cray cray and I'll be putting that crap at $90+ the next week after Trump's secured his 3nd term and Nancy capitulates on a deal.

Those new AMD cards are priced just right to get people's stimulus money.

They'll have bar charts on how people spent their money that will read "food, medical, debt, savings, AMD cards"

It was record quarterly growth, which was the claim. What a stupid thing to try to fight. You think recovering back to 91% isn't a V? I don't have a letter that starts with \ and ends with a / but 9% shorter. "square root recover" and "k shaped recovery" fags were BTFO today.

Was COVID good for the US economy?
Nominally, no. Relatively, yes. Money has to go somewhere and it's not going to Europe. We'll get decades of compounding gains from this.

I wouldn't bet against China when they can and do just make numbers up

The Assasination of My Folio by The Coward Tim Apple

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HODL CLF

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There has not been a single violent Conservative protest in all of 2020. Thousands of Rednecks walking around with guns during the "anti-Mask" Protests, not a single bullet fired.
BLM LARPers shot like half a dozen people over a weekend in the CHOP playground.

If Biden wins, there will be no violence, and the media will, in a hilarious way, be outraged about it - similarly to Journalists being offended that they couldn't meme a Cinema Shooting into reality when Joker came out lmao.

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