/smg/ stock market general

>everything did better than forecast
>failed
Let me know how that goes for you tomorrow.

alexa find amazon warehouse jobs

should have invested in Bitcoin. it doesnt have earnings. so predictable and safe

bounce is over bois

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Bulls crying while punching the air right now

dummy on cnbc
>you gotsta buy ahple here. 5G uh once ina decade supah cycle.

the stock is already up 70% YTD. the 5G move has already mostly happened.

bros why is apple grenading itself rn?

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i pussied out on buying puts

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Netflix is hiking prices.. Hmm wonder how many subs that'll cost them. DIS+ will welcome them with open arms.. (As a Disney shareholder I approve this message)

Yes. After glorious election domination. No commie will ever win merica election not never.

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>green day
>aftermarket goes red at twice the rate
not surprising but every time it's just oof

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tom apple announced he's LITERALLY built for BBC

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>this after hour rug pull
literally crypto currency tier

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>but 33 GDP
>but 33 GDP
>but 33 GDP

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:(

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>i beat duh lowered analyst estimates that the analyst made up
>y r u all selling?

i guess investors werent impressed by these earnings. see the lower share prices.

fail.

>nasdaq futures
Damn I thought huge red dildo rug pulls happen only in crypto

Not surprised a normie company stock reacts exactly like normies do.

Good Year Tires should have earning tommrow

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Tweetah headed lower

So happy I bought PINS and NIO yesterday, made a killing wooo.

analysts are charlatans, they have no skin in the game and aren't subject to natural darwinism
if analysts actually bet on their predictions they would be bankrupt multiple times over

Like I said, wait for market open.

Set phasers to kill.

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>After hours
>Crypto
Lmao go buy East India company

Was there no DING DING DING post?
Sorry if there was and I just didn't see it.
DING DING DING faggots
I'm down by 1.2%

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IS THERE A CHANCE THESE WILL BE WORTH SOMETHING TOKORROW?

I was being an idiot this morning and took profits on the other leg of this spread waaaaaaay too early.

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that's gonna follow tomorrow and for the weeks to come just like march

>DUMPS
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME TQQQ CHEAPIES TOMORROW

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sorry sweetie, apple is a trash company that throws away perfectly good phones that can be repaired with $5 parts and deliberately engineers their products to malfunction if someone tries to repair themselves

This

Apple is gay and people who buy $1000 phonea are idiots

>sorry sweetie
I'm not even a part of this conversation, but that phrase is pure aids

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>AAPL

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what happens when the market opens? do people buy and sell shares of apple? is that not happening right now?

what you mean to say is wait until the earnings call is complete.

>GOOGL after hours
fucking lol

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deal with it, hon

I am assuming this is a put, its literally worthless trash.
Robodintards are so dumb. They take a picture of their "options" without any of the information, they probably don't even know what an options ticker looks like.

No

MAKE IT STOP

well deserved, fantastic report.

>the only solid business there (amzn) smashes earnings
>still dumps
>meanwhile gay ad companies that are about to be broken up pump

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AAPL to 40 confirmed uwu

>bears rejoicing in apple miss
>meanwhile AMZN beats by a fuckload
>meanwhile googl mooning
>meanwhile FB beats by a fuckload

TQQQ 140 tomorrow

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