/smg/ - SLEEPY Market General

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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for Bears
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>Misc:
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friendly reminder that all doomers are poor.

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What happens when a president elect is sent to jail before inauguration.

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But not all Rich are bloomers.

Y-you guys keep talking about mortgages kicking off another crash
W-will my REITs be ok when they have earnings next week?

i started reading replies i think i got cancer

Based
>Inflation
>3%
>QE produces inflation
If only. Look at the Japs to get an idea.
The dip is now and forever.
No, it will collapse the day before. We will all live in caves and start fearing the sunlight.

give me one reason that I shoulnd't kill ymeself,

>hentai
Banned
>cuties
A ok
The fuck is wrong with you Aussie's?

Mfa here. Only been swinging tho. Actually had a huge dip prior too divvies. Sooo got to hop in andddd swing out plus a divvy. Pretty excited about that. It comes tomorrow

i dont give AF what the market does each day. lines go up . lines go down

every two weeks i buy 500 more dollars worth of SSO and QLD

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Because you didn't go all in on AAPL

You can always suck dick for more stock gambling money.

The japs didn't use helicopter money. If it wasn't for Pelosi, we would be getting a 2nd check and possibly 3rd later.
Look at what happened in the 70s with inflation. Nobody thought the crazy fiscal spending of the 60s along with WW2 debt would cause inflation and if it did, we could control it. Then Volcker effectively killed the stock market for 10 straight years trying to keep inflation from spiraling out of control

B*lls will be punished tomorrow for today's cockiness.

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>Volcker
The man delayed the inevitable. He gave it a good shot though, essentially giving anons here a chance to escape.

Are you ready?

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They're going to introduce social credit scores in America to control hate speech, specifically anti-semitism. Trump will be pressured into implementing this. This is arguably constitutional since banks are private institutions, they can choose to deny service whenever they feel like it. This also includes brokerage accounts.

Once they put it into place, people who are anti-Semitic will no longer be able to access their bank accounts or spend money (even if it is their own money). They'll just starve to death and they'll be counted as a COVID-19 death.

You have been warned.

Explain this image

That is the cropped and censored version.

A black swan fucking a crab who is fucking a bear who is fucking a bull
This

Inflation and interest rate hikes only picked up after 1945 when there was real economic growth and the government stopped borrowing. Also the entire world was practically destroyed at that point.

That has not happened yet. There is no real economic growth right now. Come back after WW3 ends.

So you're basically saying inflation and interest rate hikes can only happen after a world war. Okay buddy lmao no point talking to you anymore

Nice black mirror episode

Thats even more inflationary. All the infrastructure and shit is still there, unlike being destroyed which would be a long term deflationary force. A switch just needs to flip from risk off to risk on, and EVERYTHING is going to be bid up to nose bleed levels.

tfw no money to buy the dip

What the fuck am I supposed to do when I have no money to profit off of the fucking dip?

This isn't shared enough here.

wtfhappenedin1971.com/

Know your history anons.

employment helps

Lmaow! Didn’t notice the bear or bull, where’s the full version

what's the best ETF to buy and hold for long term when this shit crashes? i want to put the cheapies to good use

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>Now the first time you buy GME...that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fucking Warren Buffett or the K-Pop user. First one is tough, no fucking foolin'. The second time - second time ain't no fuckin' bull run, but it's better than the first 'cause you still feel the same thing...except it's more diluted, y'know? It's better. I threw up on the first time, you know that? Then the third time. Third time is easy, you level right off. That's no problem. Now...shit...now I do it just to cum.

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if i have covered calls that im hoping to use to sell my shares, will they get automatically sold when the person who bought my call exercises them? i wont have to do anything, my shares will just be gone and paid for? and they can exercise it before the expiration right?

Post predictions for the following for tomorrow by EOD. Dubs decide:
>DOW
>SPX
>NQ
If trips it is certain

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Yes

lads, tell me how it's gonna be tomorrow

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Im slowly red pill dropping this to retards at work. It’s not left vs right we’re all in a jar killing each other after someone shakes the jar.

(((Who))) is shaking the jar making people fight is what I ask them

i don't want to sell my G*E because bulls capitulating means the big shorts might cover during the crash next week

Idk. Theyre pretty annoying and arent recovering even with some of them doing well.

>DOW
25000
>SPX
3190
>NQ
10500

VOO

The 1970s and 1980s were a period of increasing interest rates. Fiat was already decoupled from gold. Right now we're near the peak of the fiat interest rate cycle. It's only downhill from here as fiat begins to increase in value and debts begin to implode. The only asset worth anything by the end of this is US government debt (bonds and notes).

You will get paid back only a fraction of the face value, but you get to renegotiate the new terms of how the nation will be run in a public debt restructuring. This includes removing free speech, adding anti-antisemitism laws, and eliminating the second amendment. These ideas will be met with popular support since the demographics will be very different then.

The Fed will fail in fighting deflation and the stock market will crash. The government could potentially default unless they agree to new terms (constitutional convention + removal of free speech while renegotiating the dollar's reserve currency status). The IMF SDR will come to replace the dollar, and it will be made up of 30% Chinese Yuan.

Productivity is up because of technology.

When you buy from an online brokerage (Robinhood), you don't actually own anything. You just have a long position in an account managed by the brokerage.

They don't have to give you the stock certificate if they don't feel like it.

Yep I'm redpilling my coworkers too, I've been printing out posts from Zig Forums and leaving them on random people's desks, they called the police to start an investigation so I think it's workinb

If Trump offered to give Pelosi 4000 dollars per individual, what would happen if she rejected that?

Would CNN show up at her house with baseball bats?

Yes. They’ll be gone by the next day

What do people mean when they say that stocks and bonds are no longer inversely correlated ever since the crash? I know what correlation means, but I mean, why are they no longer inversely correlated?

based Uncle Ted in the back

>if you only knew how bad things really are

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line go up or down tomorrow?

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user don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself user.

You mixed a bunch of theories into one while spreading fud on deflation. Deflation that is caused artificially by lockdowns. Fuck off with this shit already.

Do you have alzheimers or something?

VTI
its the entire US market

Inversely correlated means one go up other go down

Your ZM puts should do well enough to hold up the rest of that garbage

Where is your CLF

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Drinking yourself to death is slightly more fun

most of the time when bond yields go up the stock market would go down as this alternative investment is now more attractive.

Down through Tuesday. After that its gonna dump hard or crab out till a winner is selected. Then who knows, maybe the moon

Okay.
Before March 2020, that's how it worked between stocks and bonds. After that crash, they generally move together, making it pointless to diversify among the two in a portfolio at least for now. Did stimulus cause it? Did the Jews do it?

>futures
Bobo's back

I read the entire children's illustrated bible as a kid did nothing for me god isn't the answer money is and I don't have any left

/This

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Suck my dick you kike nigger

Have you tried selling covered calls on spy?

The recession began in September 2019 and it is politically motivated, like all other recessions. CARES act fiscal put is about to expire and stocks will reach their real valuations.

This is the path I have chosen

The government is the economy now, which is why they're positively correlated.

Dividends are your fren

WHAT'S THE EXIT POINT FOR GME

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user, I...

Odds of the GME short squeeze happening?