/smg/ - Fed Pump Market General

Its going to fucking dump so hard before close

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Bought the dip! Still have 33% cash just in case

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trump is not going to win re-election

holy fuck jack cannot cook worth a damn
he probably still used msg and butter tho so
post this in a /ck/ thread for (you)s

Who /holdinguvxyovertheweekend/ here?

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During March I bought ((value)) stocks at a heavy ((discount)) and I've crabbed ever since. Not making this mistake again, I'll buy expensive stocks that have gone up for 10 years plus at a small discount.

FUCK THE FEDS MY PUTS HAD FINALLY GOT ITM AND WERE ABOUT TO MAKE ME RICH THEN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FUCK THE JEWS FUCK THE NIGGERS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK THE JANNIES

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That's unironically ok to eat if he used sous vide properly.